A linguistics professor at Harvard was lecturing his class the other day.
He said, " in English, a double negative forms a positive. However, in some other languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative ."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A visitor to Harvard asks a professor, "Excuse me, but would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at?"
"Sir," came the sneering reply, "at Harvard we do not end a sentence with a preposition."
"Well, in that case, forgive me," said the visitor. "Permit me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at, jackass?"
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Pavlov's birds
An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.
The Gateway Pundit is doing an excellent job tracking the Jim Jordan vs. RINO developments. We recently leaned that two Idaho “Republicans” — including Senator Mike Crapo and Congressman anti-Jordan holdout Mike Simpson — took donations from FTX employees Sam Bankman-Fried and Ryan Salame.
Chip Roy is all out for him. Understand it is mainly “moderates” from the coasts and warmongering neocons that are the primary problem. Have not depleted ourselves enough enriching Ukrainian potentates I guess
What is worse is SCOTUS in an unsigned order just removed a lower-court injunction limiting Biden administration officials from communicating with tech companies about content moderation. The case will be considered in the next term, which is scheduled to end next June. In the meantime, the restrictions on administration communications with tech platforms will be lifted.
Justice Samuel Alito, joined by Justices Clarence Thomas and Neil Gorsuch, dissented from the decision to stay the injunction.
"What the Court has done, I fear, will be seen by some as giving the Government a green light to use heavy-handed tactics to skew the presentation of views on the medium that increasingly dominates the dissemination of news," Alito wrote.
Oh Dr Malone! Don’t ever think any of your Substacks are sub-par! Most cannot begin to measure up to your standards. I read everything you post before I read anything else! And for tension relief from the news of the world, I eagerly await your Friday Funnies and Sunday Humor! Not sure how you do it all, with your hectic schedule, but am so happy you do!
Robert and Jill - it tires me just reading your schedule!
My partner Tom Haviland, who I worked on the Worldwide Embalmer Blood Clot Survey with just left this morning for Rochester (I wish I could have attended). Shannon Joy interviewed him a few weeks back):
Depending on when you're heading home on Sunday, I'll be besides you, heading back home as well from our new dream property in VT. We're heading up there to do some prepping for the upcoming winter, and make sure things do not fall apart over the winter.
If you see a bearded dude with a brown cowboy hat driving a Toyota SUV, waving like an idiot, don't you worry, it's just me...
Love the one about the spider. My poor mom was absolutely terrified by the little beasts and it took me a long time to come to terms with coexistence with them.
My spider encounters from a young age were up close and personal, with the biggies. When I was in my early twenties in Hawaii, I swung the bathroom door closed and a cane spider (bigger than a tarantula) ran out. My mother had to kill it with a broom. It’s been fifty years, and I’m still working on coexistence—with relatively small ones.
My wife says they are our friends. Was a little disturbed tho when had car in to repair squirrel gnawed wiring harness and mechanics called us back to show us a black widow whose body was 3/4 in long that had been hanging out under the dash right above where her legs had been.
Never a fan of spiders. On the other hand my Grandmother (who served as my mother most of the time), cautioned me to spare them. Something about their being deceased people. I still hesitate about dealing with them.
I love the line from Woody Allen’s Annie Hall movie, after he comes out terrified from encounter in girlfriend’s bathroom: “That spider is as big as a Buick!”
My hope is that all this activity is not just preaching to the choir when it is needed to draw in the decision makers that will stop this massive crime against humanity called RNA injections! As long as the mass media is still controlled by special interest, it is an uphill battle, and I don’t know how much time we have left to stop this travesty!
We have to appreciate our dedicated and determined Doctors have not been letting any viable stone go unturned. They've been leaving materials for us and others to take up the charge. Pharma has been experiencing Bud Light rewards. Our Gov has to recognize they are in our crosshairs. Still best to support our Docs and each other - Keeping on keeping on!
Okay, I am so exhausted from reading your schedule that I need a nap. You road warriors never fail to amaze me, eight hours on the road anywhere is long. My sciatica gets ornery only after a couple hours! Thanks for all you do, your commitment astounds me. And to pull humor out of the world events takes some chutzpah! (the comedy was so funny!)
Had a surgeon volunteer to perform a laminectomy on me for my sciatica. I turned down his kind offer and turned to p.t. It is keeping me going. Will put up with quite a bit of pain before going the surgical route.
Had a surgeon look longingly at my 50% bone on bone knee cooing about how much I would enjoy a titanium replacement. P.T. Worked there too (along with cbd oil).
I can recommend a book for you to read regarding your sciatica. This book works if you actually read and apply the techniques. It will not work if your L5-S1 are fused, and further up as you go. If your spine still has motion, then all the folks I've recommended this book to, it has helped. I read the book almost 20 years ago, and I live it now, albeit it took about a year to correct my behavior. Gym twists, and abdomen core strengthening has completed the process, and I rarely get in any pain anymore. Discomfort over a 7 hour drive ? Sure, just no pain.
Thanks T, I have a sacro-wedgy piece that goes under my butt/spine to lift it and it works great, but hardly ever need it, got relief years ago, chiro helps. I also know a squat and rocking to relieve tightness. Whew, all that just for sciatica!
So that they could read the names when they looked in a mirror? In the same way "AMBULANCE" is written backwards on the front of vehicles for viewing in a rear-view mirror.
If you arrived at one of these events with underwear on the outside of your pants and babbling incoherently, you still wouldn’t lose credibility in my mind because that’s the point I’d be at with even half this schedule.
I just had a flashback from my biker days, there was a guy who always wore a jock-strap over his jeans. I never know when these memories will show up...
And today we have the diabolical absenteeism from most British MPs for Andrew Bridgen's very important speech about injection harm. This is a truly shameful day in the history of the British Parliament.
A linguistics professor at Harvard was lecturing his class the other day.
He said, " in English, a double negative forms a positive. However, in some other languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative ."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A visitor to Harvard asks a professor, "Excuse me, but would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at?"
"Sir," came the sneering reply, "at Harvard we do not end a sentence with a preposition."
"Well, in that case, forgive me," said the visitor. "Permit me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the Harvard Library is at, jackass?"
---
Pavlov's birds
An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.
Hilarious! There are too few really good jokes, and this is one of them.
Too funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣
Sounds like the formula for mass global vaccinations as well...
A ring of the bell on TV, so many flocked in large numbers rapidly to a free Jab Savior.
We ALL need to call every single representative who is holding out on voting 🗳 for Jordan as our next speaker!
I called all 20 of them last night 🌙.
We need to do our part and apply political pressure.
Many of them are up for re-election in 2024!!!!
Help make the gavel lighter for Jim Jordan to lift!!!
The Gateway Pundit is doing an excellent job tracking the Jim Jordan vs. RINO developments. We recently leaned that two Idaho “Republicans” — including Senator Mike Crapo and Congressman anti-Jordan holdout Mike Simpson — took donations from FTX employees Sam Bankman-Fried and Ryan Salame.
Gateway Pundit’s most recent article: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/breaking-jim-jordan-loses-again-7-rinos-opposed/
Thank you Big E for posting it!!!
I was going to post it.
Now I don't have to post it!!!
We’re a great team, aren’t we!
Yep!
If only they would put us in charge of the process of electing the speaker!?!?!
Lol ‼️ 😆 🤣 😂
Sadly, I just heard that there are now 25!?!.!?!
Outrageous!
Chip Roy is all out for him. Understand it is mainly “moderates” from the coasts and warmongering neocons that are the primary problem. Have not depleted ourselves enough enriching Ukrainian potentates I guess
Yes, we have to fund their retirement fund!!! UGH!
It's 25 as of this afternoon.
Sadly in the secret ballot, there were more!!!!
Now he's totally out!
What is worse is SCOTUS in an unsigned order just removed a lower-court injunction limiting Biden administration officials from communicating with tech companies about content moderation. The case will be considered in the next term, which is scheduled to end next June. In the meantime, the restrictions on administration communications with tech platforms will be lifted.
Justice Samuel Alito, joined by Justices Clarence Thomas and Neil Gorsuch, dissented from the decision to stay the injunction.
"What the Court has done, I fear, will be seen by some as giving the Government a green light to use heavy-handed tactics to skew the presentation of views on the medium that increasingly dominates the dissemination of news," Alito wrote.
Oh W-O-W!
I hadn't heard that bit of information!!!
That is TERRIBLE NEWS 😢!
Yup. Evidently the majority does not believe the USG has exercised undue influence on social media companies.
Thus is truly disappointing!
Especially with 2 of the 3 Trump appointees!
Wish we could! Didn’t help. As I understand it he’s out. Sad!
Oh Dr Malone! Don’t ever think any of your Substacks are sub-par! Most cannot begin to measure up to your standards. I read everything you post before I read anything else! And for tension relief from the news of the world, I eagerly await your Friday Funnies and Sunday Humor! Not sure how you do it all, with your hectic schedule, but am so happy you do!
Only a single impression today: you two are AMAZING WARRIORS. Thank you for sharing truth and please take care of yourselves!
Robert and Jill - it tires me just reading your schedule!
My partner Tom Haviland, who I worked on the Worldwide Embalmer Blood Clot Survey with just left this morning for Rochester (I wish I could have attended). Shannon Joy interviewed him a few weeks back):
https://rumble.com/v2hfhxw-tectonic-rfk-jr.-is-about-to-red-pill-the-nation-with-tom-haviland-.html
I pray he gets the opportunity to meet both of you. Tom, like myself, is grateful for your tireless work. Safe travels and God bless. 🙏🙏🙏
Hey Doc,
Depending on when you're heading home on Sunday, I'll be besides you, heading back home as well from our new dream property in VT. We're heading up there to do some prepping for the upcoming winter, and make sure things do not fall apart over the winter.
If you see a bearded dude with a brown cowboy hat driving a Toyota SUV, waving like an idiot, don't you worry, it's just me...
Safe travels, Dr. R.
Love the one about the spider. My poor mom was absolutely terrified by the little beasts and it took me a long time to come to terms with coexistence with them.
My spider encounters from a young age were up close and personal, with the biggies. When I was in my early twenties in Hawaii, I swung the bathroom door closed and a cane spider (bigger than a tarantula) ran out. My mother had to kill it with a broom. It’s been fifty years, and I’m still working on coexistence—with relatively small ones.
My wife says they are our friends. Was a little disturbed tho when had car in to repair squirrel gnawed wiring harness and mechanics called us back to show us a black widow whose body was 3/4 in long that had been hanging out under the dash right above where her legs had been.
That’s a huge black widow! We had those in California.
We are in Texas so…..
Everything is big in TX! Although in some part your trees are not very big at all.
Texas sized bonsai trees maybe..
Ouch!
Never a fan of spiders. On the other hand my Grandmother (who served as my mother most of the time), cautioned me to spare them. Something about their being deceased people. I still hesitate about dealing with them.
I love the line from Woody Allen’s Annie Hall movie, after he comes out terrified from encounter in girlfriend’s bathroom: “That spider is as big as a Buick!”
Ivy League schools must be so proud. Their propaganda has created students that have successfully lost the schools millions in donations.
But their endowment funds equal the holdings of small countries.
And pretty soon the US of A.
My hope is that all this activity is not just preaching to the choir when it is needed to draw in the decision makers that will stop this massive crime against humanity called RNA injections! As long as the mass media is still controlled by special interest, it is an uphill battle, and I don’t know how much time we have left to stop this travesty!
We have to appreciate our dedicated and determined Doctors have not been letting any viable stone go unturned. They've been leaving materials for us and others to take up the charge. Pharma has been experiencing Bud Light rewards. Our Gov has to recognize they are in our crosshairs. Still best to support our Docs and each other - Keeping on keeping on!
Amen 🙏 and Amén 🙏!
I absolutely loved K-Von. What a funny dude! The Geico lizard was awesome as well.
I too need a nap now after reading your schedule. I just have to work for 3 hours and then go golf.
Okay, I am so exhausted from reading your schedule that I need a nap. You road warriors never fail to amaze me, eight hours on the road anywhere is long. My sciatica gets ornery only after a couple hours! Thanks for all you do, your commitment astounds me. And to pull humor out of the world events takes some chutzpah! (the comedy was so funny!)
Had a surgeon volunteer to perform a laminectomy on me for my sciatica. I turned down his kind offer and turned to p.t. It is keeping me going. Will put up with quite a bit of pain before going the surgical route.
Yep. Following your lead on this. P. T. does help.
Me too. PT has helped me avoid knee, hip , shoulder replacement and I don’t know what all else.
Had a surgeon look longingly at my 50% bone on bone knee cooing about how much I would enjoy a titanium replacement. P.T. Worked there too (along with cbd oil).
Do not know what p.t. is. I had problems in the late 90s. I started four days a week of of hatha yoga and it went away.
Physical therapy. Has really helped
Never would have guess - thanks! I guess my hatha yoga was p.t.
Or a kissing cousin. Glad it works for you
Private, In Home…Pilates!!! Rogue adjustable bench. $5k. Edit- I have put My body
to the test.
I can recommend a book for you to read regarding your sciatica. This book works if you actually read and apply the techniques. It will not work if your L5-S1 are fused, and further up as you go. If your spine still has motion, then all the folks I've recommended this book to, it has helped. I read the book almost 20 years ago, and I live it now, albeit it took about a year to correct my behavior. Gym twists, and abdomen core strengthening has completed the process, and I rarely get in any pain anymore. Discomfort over a 7 hour drive ? Sure, just no pain.
https://www.amazon.com/Treat-Your-Back-Robin-McKenzie/dp/0987650408/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2GDF1T5X8BM7C&keywords=treat+your+own+back+by+robin+mckenzie&qid=1697820566&sprefix=treat+your+o%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-1
Thanks T, I have a sacro-wedgy piece that goes under my butt/spine to lift it and it works great, but hardly ever need it, got relief years ago, chiro helps. I also know a squat and rocking to relieve tightness. Whew, all that just for sciatica!
Re: Bureau of Imaginary Problems (hat tip to Paul McCarney)
🎼 FauXi was quizzical
Studied pataphysical*
Science in D.C. ......
Pataphysical Science is the science of imaginary solutions.
Shared the Geico battery panel with family
Think the Harvard::Yale panel could’ve been funnier had the school names on the sweaters been reversed.
As usual, FridayFunnies leaves me with a mix of tears from laughing 😢 and crying 😂
So that they could read the names when they looked in a mirror? In the same way "AMBULANCE" is written backwards on the front of vehicles for viewing in a rear-view mirror.
Dravrah and Elay? don't follow tbh
If you arrived at one of these events with underwear on the outside of your pants and babbling incoherently, you still wouldn’t lose credibility in my mind because that’s the point I’d be at with even half this schedule.
I just had a flashback from my biker days, there was a guy who always wore a jock-strap over his jeans. I never know when these memories will show up...
Some great hilarious funnies. The Three Years Ago , What happened? It is so sad but true. I miss mean tweets and world peace. Don’t we all.
You are a dynamic duo. I don’t know how you keep going like you do but I’m glad you do. Have a great day and a Happy day!!
Oh and I love Dry Bar comedy. Sooo funny
And today we have the diabolical absenteeism from most British MPs for Andrew Bridgen's very important speech about injection harm. This is a truly shameful day in the history of the British Parliament.