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Thomas Finegan's avatar

A brilliant, biting editorial but alas I fear satire is wasted on the humorless.

Kurt's avatar

But it wasn’t wasted here!

We love this stuff.

This satire is absolutely first rate.

Keep it coming. Please.

Norma Odiaga's avatar

It truly is wasted on the humorless.

James Lord's avatar

"The instrument of democracy has been discovered in the hands of persons not qualified to operate it."

Exactly. I was tuning into France24 again over the weekend; they had the recent AfD electoral success on loop, complete with recurring references to "nazi" and "far-right." Much dismay among the enlightened stage-dwellers that some sizable portion of German citizens opposed dissolution of their country into internationalist soup.

I was hoping with the discovery of the USAID scandal that we'd find evidence that first world taxpayers were funding subversive propaganda and their own cultural demise. But the diabolical still maintain their control over government machinery, driven into deliberate, managed decline.

Meemanator's avatar

Coming to a mid-terms near us. 😬

Don Reed's avatar

09/08/26: With all due respect, you and I and countless others will be astonished at how ineffective ALL pre-election day predictions will turn out to be.

How soon we forget: Headline, November 2016, after Trump was elected:

"EVERYONE WAS WRONG!"

Meemanator's avatar

I will always believe Trump won 2020 because the 'polls' declared Hitlery ahead and so the dummies didn't know how much to cheat. I think they know now.

Cherylyn's avatar

May YAHWEH have mercy on our nation.

Ghyslaine Renn's avatar

Listen to Philippe de Villiers on CNews 🇫🇷 if you can. Also Jordan Bardella

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

How could it be a surprise to any that folks subjected to decades of communism might just not be appreciative of having it foisted on them again, this time by Brussels.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Brussels thinks it is the center of universe..

EdB's avatar

Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

Don Reed's avatar

09/08/26: “WOLF! NAZIS! WOLF NAZIS!”

A good many Germans, subjected to this nefarious transatlantic McCarthyism, correctly decided that the above rhetoric --- based on a comparison of 1932 to 2026 --- was insane.

Hitler in 1932 was running for office in a country that had NOT been invaded by millions of violent Muslims posing as “victims” of “oppression” in their own countries.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Not an invasion when invited and that is precisely what is happening here. Chip Roy is raising cain about a potential shiria implementing operation being located in San Antonio and funded by the muslim brotherhood who have been declared a terriorist org. by the Texas governor.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

If you wish to read an insightful article about the infiltration of unassimilated Muslims in the U.S., I recommend the following article (for which I am unable to provide a link): "American Medinas: Turning U.S. Cities into "Beachheads for Islam" by Paul Sperry, dated 8/25/2026. You will find it at realclearinvestigations.com. It is lengthy, but a real eye-opener.

Dianne Stoess's avatar

I think Democracy itself is good. Problem is though, that we don't HAVE a true Democracy here in the U.S.

EdB's avatar

The founders realized that a true democracy was destined to fail, as people soon wanted to vote themselves rich, or whatever goodies they desire. The remedy was to do like Switzerland did at first, and leave autonomy at the Canton level, to be voted on by farmers, by men, in the town square, on Saturday, that's all. But wait, Switzerland needs some small Army, and the USA needs a big Navy plus Army, to fight off England, France, Spain, etc. So a national government is needed. How about the civil courts? Taxes? Civil rights? etc? Those can stay at the Canton and State level. That was the deal, until the Federal income tax came in, (1912?), the NEW deal, (1930's), social security, medicare, education.. all which were not supposed to happen Federally.. oops.. the USA was now using its democracy to vote itself goodies.. now the national debt is 40 trillion, and the country is on the verge of going broke. The lesson is that democracy eventually corrupts itself, but with USA or England's type of safeguards it corrupts at a slower pace and more humanely than fascism or communism. In the end, only gold endures. Every civilization fails, and others start, after 1000 years. Pure democracy only works for a short while. Federalism, like Switzerland or the USA, has the best track record, so far.

Carol Eckelkamp's avatar

What happened to We have a Constitutional Republic?

Dianne Stoess's avatar

The same thought did cross my mind. We started out as a Republic or what we were intended to be. What happened to it? Good question. I found this: https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/democracy-and-republic

Andrew_D's avatar

When I see what is going on in Germany, it looks to me like these parties are acting more like Nazis than the party they accuse of being like Nazis. That goes as well for Romania!

Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

I believe that the applicable psychological terminology is "Projection"

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Oh, you mean like those who spew vitriol, with faces contorted in rage, screaming "HATERS" to the mild mannered and reasoned on campus?

Norma Odiaga's avatar

That was satisfying to write, wasn't it! I love satire. It gets right to the point! And so many people can't understand it!

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

And many who try cannot write it mainly because it requires a sense of humor they totally lack

Mark's avatar

More like this please.

The small minded will skip right over this.

The left may publish it as reality and simply not get the humor and satire.

mspring's avatar

Ha! Dr Malone joining the ranks of Babylon Bee! Hilarious satire the left reports as fact!

Jackelyn S Myers's avatar

We usually vote FOR people we like. This election we may have to vote AGAINST some candidates.

Issues must come before personalities.

If you don’t vote this election know that someone else will determine your government.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Speak for yourself. I've been voting "for" the lessor of two evils since the 60's, and that's really just a way to say I've been voting *against* the other guy.

mspring's avatar

Exactly! Over the last two federal elections, I've had many conservative friends who proposed to "sit this one out" and I have reminded them (vociferously) that they must vote for the candidate they dislike least, or they are in fact "voting" for the one they dislike most. It IS a binary choice.

Duncan Daily's avatar

Bravo! I enjoyed that enormously, a testament to your ability and just a too close to truth to enjoy completely.

Lynne Miller's avatar

A fun read. Very entertaining!

I listened to Michael Shellenberger talk with Pauline Voss about the vote. Political speak is something we are finally waking up to in order to 'read between the lines'.

Laura's avatar

A classic!

Millie Thornton's avatar

Wonderful stuff. Have you thought of writing a Substack?????

Oh, wait a minute...

ROBERT M GEFFKEN's avatar

Excellent!! Loved it!

Civil Westman's avatar

This is a pretty good description of just how “Our Democracy”™ actually works. Through psychological projection (requiring lock-step support of co-conspirators in the so-called MSM) the left continually and blatantly DOES exactly what it accuses everyone else of doing (which others are NOT doing, in reality); but the tactic successfully immunizes them from accurate naming as the real fascists they are. There is no clearer example of media “immunization” than the obvious fascist entity called “antiFa”. Without the supposed “media”’s blatant lies and intentional misrepresentation, this organization would be ridiculed for the bad (and extraordinarily dangerous) cynical joke that it is.

John HAMATY's avatar

Brilliant, but I fear that the Great Unthinking will nod their heads in sage agreement.

Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

My my! What a beaut! Thanks for the insightful read today, Drs Malone!