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James Lord's avatar

I've found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

This is especially true when I'm wearing shorts. I'm held in low esteem, I can just feel it.

Handsome Pristine Patriot's avatar

It also helps to style your hair like Bernie The Burntout Bum whom they say combs it with a balloon.

Patricia's avatar

Funny! I see that whenever he is on the news- he looks tired & worn out, & his crazy hair must be why!

mike's avatar

That's funny.

Bruce Miller's avatar

So that's why Somaiis are nothing but a bunch of theiving, useless welfare cheats. They're inbrd. Holmes was right. Three generatrions of imbeciles is enough. Deport them all.

Also loved the new White House press secretary one. I was thinking of throwing my hat in the ring. "Now that's the dumbest question I've heard in a long time. Are you all clinically retarded or just a pack of useless communist whores?" I'm not pretty like Karoline. Or smooth. But I sure would be entertaining. As leftie heads explode in technicolor!

Patricia's avatar

Oh, absolutely Beth (From the Yellowstone TV series), is great! I could see her telling all news media to “shut the F… Up!), & grab another Whisky!!!

Toni Headen's avatar

And blow smoke in their face!

mike's avatar

Muhammed was a pedophile and bigamist by western standards but normal for him. Also our military had to deal with tribalist men in Afghanistan that used young boys as sex slaves. I wish these people would just go away.

Ross Bausone's avatar

Unfortunately the Crusades wasn't long enough...Just like the Far East cleanup after WWII. Thank the idiots in the MSM for bringing patriots to tears with the constant whining about wars...Nice, they've kept themselves employed!!!

Ana González's avatar

I agree. This just seems like a wild nightmare ‼️‼️

I wish that everyone would ne scared 😱 enough to wake ⏰️ up ‼️

Toni Headen's avatar

I particularly like Beth Dutton for press secretary. We’d see reporters from various outlets taking trips to the train station.

Ana González's avatar

I vote 🗳 for the LETTER D‼️‼️‼️🤷‍♀️🤷🤷🏻‍♂️

Margaret Allison's avatar

Christopher Lloyd! My husband always told people he spelled his name like Lloyd’s of London! Bless his memory!

Jim Brown's avatar

These are hilarious- the best yet. This one goes into my "Joke File."

Norma Odiaga's avatar

Yes! The New Press Secretary is one of the best! Wouldn't that just be perfect!! Even though I'm not in favor of profanity and I'm in favor of decorum. But the looks on the faces would be worth it!

Joy Metcalf's avatar

What new press secretary. As of today (Oct 23), there apparently isn't one. Zacharia lasted only 5 days.

Barbara Charis's avatar

I liked D is for Deport, too. and add a V to Vote RED or America is dead!

Uncle Mikey's avatar

Loved the press secretary! Bravo! 😂

Nicholas Edward Bednarski, MD's avatar

Or is the new Press Secretary Beth from Yellowstone?

Patricia's avatar

Yes! Yes to Beth for Press Secretary!!!

SR Miller's avatar

I have enjoyed Mr Lloyd in so many roles - prolly similar to many it was the crazy inventor in the Back to the Future franchise; but to me his most memorable part was in NCIS a few years back, was in the episode "the Arizona."

I’m gonna diverge a bit from Docs Malone in my opinion that the issue of marriage, or attempted marriage by Omar and brother, is just a part of the DOJ case - it’s all fraud, her alleged age, brother marriage to get him in USA. Heard this morning on WMAL that bro may be homosexual - granted, half asleep and fuzzy headed from autumn cold and Kate’s determined to replace unset alarm clock 🤷‍♀️, so who knows what I heard about whom.

Anyway, enjoyed today’s assemblage of histrionics and humor.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Also she has been using a (pseudo?) name not on her birth certificate. That raises a,host of issues

SR Miller's avatar

I seem to recall hearing something along those lines yesterday, but I gotta be honest, I’m not surprised nor am I all that interested. This time next year I won’t be surprised if I’m hearing about how much she hates America from the House. Demonratz are close to achieving their 170 year push to destroy America. Now it’s just a question, for me, of who dies first, me or this grand experiment in self governance and freedom ( 🤔 gotta remember that line - I believe I have a use for it 😉)

Jerry H.'s avatar

Would be educational if you read Scott Johnson's work - he has been on this case for 10 years, a resident of Minnesota, main contributor to the Powerline Blog (who outed Dan Rather's fabricated letter on Bush): https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2026/10/crazy-day-in-curious-case.php

Bruce Miller's avatar

Powerline has had Omar's number for years. But nobody had the guts to investigate and enforce the law against this terror slut. Until Trump.

Toni Headen's avatar

It just wasn’t useful to them back then back in the day. I wish I could figure out how they determine when to use harmful information. It’s obvious that the information is out there but they choose to ignore it until…..what?!?!

Handsome Pristine Patriot's avatar

Democrat/communists, by design, HAD to have chosen the low IQ people of sub-Saharan Africa to import for their new friends here in USAmerica.

They need those low (65-75) IQ individuals to believe the total bullshit that they spew.

Toni Headen's avatar

But on the other hand they are obviously smart enough to scam their way into millions of our largesse for years! Kind of dumb like a fox.

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

The pant legs tip, and the new Press Secretary! All of them, really. Another great collection, Jill.

James Lord's avatar

My prediction is that Macron's moves to restore order will be merely perfunctory. These were the inevitable consequences of betrayals decades in the planning.

SPOILER ALERT:

At the end of The Camp of the Saints (Jean Raspail, 1973) the French government slaughters the patriots who take a stand against the invading swarm.

Wheat's avatar

Inner city kids may not know who their father's were exactly also. Probably the same in Somalia.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Nixon said to the Chinese government: Send your brightest and best to the US for their college education! They did: US in turn has welcomed just the opposite until President Trump took charge.

China has become a power house. Love the Tesla Police car!