Rat thing works, sadly-I matched gray “gullible”. Today plumber told me tile guy did poor job-evidenced by moderate leak-and entire bathroom floor and shower pan have to be ripped out and replaced 😔 💸💰
Why does it seem all we get from democrats in the congress is shutdowns, obstruction, coverups, lies, theft, corruption, and the talk of impeachment, assassinations and or civil war. What happened to solutions, common ground, fixing things that are broken, helping citizens that need help, lowering prices, helping to cut inflation, working to create jobs for Americans, making things better for the next generation. Is it me, or are they more interested in fighting Trump than doing what they were elected to do and just do their dam job. If all they do Is run a campaign to hate and get rid of Trump does that help America? Is that a winning strategy for democrats? Because that’s all I see them doing. J.Goodrich
I see what you see! The Dems have TDS so bad they'd rather sell America down the river than work with our great President. The Dems are the only group that refuses to work with Trump. Trump was able to work with Hamas easier than the Dems, what a shameful group!
James, you cannot garner political power for yourself or your party unless you demonize those who are not you. There is too much danger in cooperating, working together to, dare I say it, Make America Great Again that voters might like the other guy more cause s/he talks better (or in my case, has a nice, uh, silhouette 😉 ). The other danger is that if you cooperate/work together then you can’t demonize the "others" ‘cause you’re, well, kind’a the same.
What is the job of the congress, to create civil war? It seems the republicans signed 13 CR’s when Biden was president. The republicans are always reactive to the democrats. Now I’m not saying I agree with that, I’m saying the majority of Americans don’t want this bullshit that could very well lead to more assassinations, division, and God forbid a civil war. Not long ago I never would have thought this could happen. Today these democrats are pushing this and this is destroying America which I know you know. Where will it end is what I’m not exactly sure of.
I have thoughts, some are part of a (series) a story I’d like to tell, too much for this forum. However, the dems quest for power, to eliminate their opposition at seemingly all/any costs, disagreement with our foundational arguments - will only lead to an outcome in which they lose just as everyone else loses.
I know there are plenty of people who think the answer is political, that this foundering ship can be righted and turned around, I think such a result is only possible if re-internalize the thoughts of one of our founders: America can only exist when its people are moral and religious. That is, they have a shared morality based upon Christian beliefs. In other words, God will need to intervene.
What the heck, James. They're doing a great job of creating lots of noise to make themselves sound important or shift focus from their dirty deeds, full of wonderful double entendre answers all wrapped up in a pretty package intended to exploit fools. I think many of them feel totally justified in doing so. According to all their rhetoric, they Are doing all those things. And making foolish people believe they are.
I see Dems high fiving each other every day. It's Trump, Trump, Trump standing in the way.
For me, it's not so much seeing the politicians be corrupt, I have come to expect that. It's seeing the number of people who will eat up that C***.
Because they have morphed into full bore progressives who have hated our Republic ever since they brought their socialist revolution here in the 19th century.
James, I know you know, but I’m just stating publicly what we both know about the Democrats.
Read the DNC Platform—it’s devoid of God, and full of destructive, degenerate, lawless, anti-God and anti-American policies. That’s what they are interested in.
Democrats support, promote, and celebrate the largest abortion mill in America—Planned Parentlesshood. They are obsessed with killing unborn children. See the videos about the DNC Convention.
“ As people from across the country travel to Illinois this week, we are proud to demonstrate what is possible when POLICIES truly support accessible reproductive health care," said Dr. Colleen McNicholas, chief medical officer of Planned Parenthood Great Rivers, in a statement.” (Emphasis is mine)
I know CQL. It gets to me that there’s never a thought to make anything better. Everything is about division. Not one solution to anything. Not one positive statement on any problem this country faces, and there’s thousands of them. And you’re 1000% right when it comes to abortion, their solution is to kill the unborn. It’s another evil misleading word game, planned parenthood. The more they lose on the stage of ideas the more violent and destructive they become.
The leaders are globalists, and the followers for the most part are gullible and have TDS. To me, this explains everything there is to know about the Democrat Party.
I have the fix: we convince John Fetterman, who it turns out is a reasonable human who is willing to talk about solutions to START a new party. Maybe call it the New Democrats. Or maybe the Visibly Not Crazy Party , or maybe the Come Back Liberals (for those of the classic variety). And just let the current party play with their twats and bury their party in muck never to be seen again.
Is there even a shred of integrity left in our government? As I’m sure most of you know Stacey Plaskett is an attorney that won election to be a house member from the Virgin Islands. Ironically Jeffrey Epstein’s islands Little St. James and Great St. James are part of the Virgin Islands so I guess you would say Epstein was in her district. Well you know the story, while Michael Cohen was being questioned by the house Stacy Plaskett was texting back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein to try and extract information too get Trump, after all isn’t that what all democrats do? Well they wanted to censure Plaskett for the despicable act of texting back and forth with a convicted child molester, seems legitimate. Well on the other side of the isle Republican congressman Corey Mills had a restraining order placed against him allegedly for blackmailing his former Ms. USA girlfriend saying you either stay with me or I will post nude videos of you on the internet, nice isn’t it? Censure is basically a slap on the wrist. You may be removed from some House committees and it does go on your record but it’s not a personal legal issue. If you did something despicable you deserved it. So house leaders big moral Mike Johnson and minority leader Hakeem Jeffreys cut a deal to not censure either congressperson. In other words you protect our scumbag we’ll protect your scumbag.
Nancy Mace from South Carolina on the House floor asked if a backroom deal had been cut to protect both scumbag reps. Of coarse the question was shot down on a procedural issue, hey you don’t let it out to the peasants what we actually do here to protect fellow scumbag solons. This must stay in house!! I’m surprised they didn’t censure Nancy Mace for asking such an honest upstanding question. This is the bogus problem we have. This is why nothing our out of control evil government ever get really fixed. We have this elite class of government criminals running things and there’s a corrupt Commy red line that no one is to cross. For what these two congresspeople did I personally don’t want either one of them in my house. can you just imagine if Trump was receiving text messages from a convicted pedophile while on the stand or in a meeting, they’d hang him.
Ahhh…the untold level of stress I tolerate when my desktop, my iPad quit their jobs at the same time, and the picture part of my phone is too small to truly enjoy these life-giving guffaws ! …but TODAY everything works!! Thanx for a great start of the weekend.
The BBC lost credibility long before covid! The lies they told about Rhodesia has done lasting damage. There are too many people made angry and resentful by their intentional lies.
Woah!!! You guys outdid yourselves with this collection, Drs Malone! Especially love the Federal judges reversing Trump’s pardon of the Thanksgiving turkey! I am so angered every time I hear of another reversal! How long do we have to put up with this? I sincerely hope the traitorous six are dealt with! They simply cannot keep getting away with these shenanigans!
Relax this weekend, everyone. It’s getting crazier by the minute! And the Communist will be at the White House today? Wow!
The Benefits of Coca Cola. It does all that, plus woke censorship. I'm reminded of the episode with GARM and congressional committee inquiry.
Dr. Pepper, to the best of my knowledge, has never become political. In addition, they evidently retain their medical license, so I know as soft drinks go, it's the healthier choice.
I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper. And those who aren't, would like to be. It spreads. It's like a pepper pandemic, only refreshing instead of pathogenic.
Most of the crimes on the original Hawaii 5-0 could have been solved with Caller ID, but it hadn't been invented yet. Criminals just used phone booths! (structure that housed a phone connected by wires, for the young ones).
Like the Boston marathon bomber, who despite turning Boston into a police state, ended up being caught by a person noticing another person in his boat.
Adjacent impact: it’s why crime has soared - w/o phone booths, where does Superman change? Other than the one in Doctor Who (this may be a dated observation), does the phone booth even exist - and that’s just a faux (phaux) booth. In contemporary cinema, when was the last phone booth used as part of the story? Opening scene of The Matrix (1999)?
If we want to Make America Great Again, we need a return of phone booths.
Ya’know, I looked it up ‘cause I remembered "Bobby," too - fortunately it wasn’t so, the interwebs said "Booby/Boobys/Boobies." Now, tbh, I’m always open to a factual correction, but, tbh#2, I kind’a like BOOBYBox ‘cause, yes, the whole bloody country has been acting like boobys. In the immortal words of the esteemed 💩 💩 🧠 46, "God Save the Queen."
When I was in college and grad school my summer job was in a Coca Cola factory in Brooklyn. This was early 60's with reused glass bottles. Needless to say there was plenty of spilled coke on the floor from broken bottles. By the end of the summer the soles were peeling off my workboots.
Not just the BBC, but American media lost all (remaining) credibility with the scamdemic. As did the CDC and all federal medicine. As did my doctor and any other docs that pushed the death darts and forced people - against all science - to wear masks.
From what I have observed the three peas in the pod realize the right path to making America great again is a return to the fundamental principles of our Republic as framed in our Constitution. What’s so wrong about needing declarations of war before attacking other nations or opposing the continuing resolutions of omnibus spending bills and asking for individual appropriation bills with time to read them before voting on them?
Yes, you speak to a weakness from which our President suffers. When someone has a lot of good ideas, he tends to think that they are all good and anyone who disagrees is guilty of being disloyal. I haven't kept up with MTG's rant, but Massie and Paul have been seen as thorns in his side for a long time when in fact they are men of courage and principle. Chip Roy is also in that category but his TDS is palpable. The $2,000 tariff refund check is a terrible idea when our national debt continues to be out of control. Am I disloyal? No, I have a contrary view, one that should be respected and considered.
Sounds like the COVID check hand outs, that must people cashed and spent—what a scam, and Trump is wrong on this one—begin fiscal responsibility and slash the debt.
As much as I’d like another $2k in my savings, I thought the purpose of tariffs was to MAGA which, imo, means shoring up our balance sheet.
Offering a $2k bribe sounds like something a dem would come up with. Our children are born with a $250k millstone tied to their umbilical cords - and that’s just the funded debt.
When I was born the national debt was $271B; graduated HS, $533B; married, $2,350B; son born, $4,974B; son married, $27,000B; and today we’re at $36,000B on the way to $50,000B by the early 2030s
Greetings from the Thumb Coast! I get it, I get it, I love it! Staring at the rat is a wonderfully ironic question? This entire Friday Funnies episode is one of the best. Thank you, Dr. Malone, for closing the week with deep, dark, whimsical and ironic humor. The efforts of the Doctors Malones are blessings for which I give a heartfelt thanks. To each and all, Rath De Ort!!
How long do we have to stare at that RAT 🐀 🤔 ⁉️
Until you figure out the joke (hint - please read carefully - the little legend with the mice images on the bottom of the graphic).
BAHAHAHA!!
I’m thinking she got it the first time…😉
I'm notorious for not reading the full instructions ‼️
😛😜🤪
I got caught for a few seconds When nothing happened, THEN, I scrolled down to the different colored mice. Lol!
Hahaha. I got caught with that 1. Hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆🤣🤩
until you realize you're gullible...
It has become much harder ever since they removed that word from the dictionary.
I don't think they removed it. It is a synonym for DEMOCRAT.
…don’t know..still working on it…😌
Finally! One I didn’t fall for…
Only took me until I saw the Gray choice...
Nah. That rat's been injected too many times and is now defective.
Yeah, it got me too, I only gave it about 30 seconds...
Gullible is the word of the day!
I got love, and God is good.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH W-O-W ‼️
Posting your 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 emojis ONCE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH ⁉️‼️⁉️
Some people are VERY DARK‼️
Rat thing works, sadly-I matched gray “gullible”. Today plumber told me tile guy did poor job-evidenced by moderate leak-and entire bathroom floor and shower pan have to be ripped out and replaced 😔 💸💰
😮😭😢
Lol, color change is the joke. It stays grey, and the legend says if you see grey you're feeling gullible.
Why does it seem all we get from democrats in the congress is shutdowns, obstruction, coverups, lies, theft, corruption, and the talk of impeachment, assassinations and or civil war. What happened to solutions, common ground, fixing things that are broken, helping citizens that need help, lowering prices, helping to cut inflation, working to create jobs for Americans, making things better for the next generation. Is it me, or are they more interested in fighting Trump than doing what they were elected to do and just do their dam job. If all they do Is run a campaign to hate and get rid of Trump does that help America? Is that a winning strategy for democrats? Because that’s all I see them doing. J.Goodrich
I see what you see! The Dems have TDS so bad they'd rather sell America down the river than work with our great President. The Dems are the only group that refuses to work with Trump. Trump was able to work with Hamas easier than the Dems, what a shameful group!
A dreadful group of 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡‼️
The reason, I suspect, is that the measures you mentioned make too much sense - the very attribute that the Democrats are lacking.
James, you cannot garner political power for yourself or your party unless you demonize those who are not you. There is too much danger in cooperating, working together to, dare I say it, Make America Great Again that voters might like the other guy more cause s/he talks better (or in my case, has a nice, uh, silhouette 😉 ). The other danger is that if you cooperate/work together then you can’t demonize the "others" ‘cause you’re, well, kind’a the same.
But you knew that, eh 😊
What is the job of the congress, to create civil war? It seems the republicans signed 13 CR’s when Biden was president. The republicans are always reactive to the democrats. Now I’m not saying I agree with that, I’m saying the majority of Americans don’t want this bullshit that could very well lead to more assassinations, division, and God forbid a civil war. Not long ago I never would have thought this could happen. Today these democrats are pushing this and this is destroying America which I know you know. Where will it end is what I’m not exactly sure of.
Yeah, that IS the question.
I have thoughts, some are part of a (series) a story I’d like to tell, too much for this forum. However, the dems quest for power, to eliminate their opposition at seemingly all/any costs, disagreement with our foundational arguments - will only lead to an outcome in which they lose just as everyone else loses.
I know there are plenty of people who think the answer is political, that this foundering ship can be righted and turned around, I think such a result is only possible if re-internalize the thoughts of one of our founders: America can only exist when its people are moral and religious. That is, they have a shared morality based upon Christian beliefs. In other words, God will need to intervene.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
What the heck, James. They're doing a great job of creating lots of noise to make themselves sound important or shift focus from their dirty deeds, full of wonderful double entendre answers all wrapped up in a pretty package intended to exploit fools. I think many of them feel totally justified in doing so. According to all their rhetoric, they Are doing all those things. And making foolish people believe they are.
I see Dems high fiving each other every day. It's Trump, Trump, Trump standing in the way.
For me, it's not so much seeing the politicians be corrupt, I have come to expect that. It's seeing the number of people who will eat up that C***.
Like. Your eyesight is 20-20, James.
Because they have morphed into full bore progressives who have hated our Republic ever since they brought their socialist revolution here in the 19th century.
James, I know you know, but I’m just stating publicly what we both know about the Democrats.
Read the DNC Platform—it’s devoid of God, and full of destructive, degenerate, lawless, anti-God and anti-American policies. That’s what they are interested in.
Democrats support, promote, and celebrate the largest abortion mill in America—Planned Parentlesshood. They are obsessed with killing unborn children. See the videos about the DNC Convention.
https://www.nbcchicago.com/dnc-chicago-2024/mobile-clinic-free-abortions-dnc-vasectomies-chicago/3526993/
“ As people from across the country travel to Illinois this week, we are proud to demonstrate what is possible when POLICIES truly support accessible reproductive health care," said Dr. Colleen McNicholas, chief medical officer of Planned Parenthood Great Rivers, in a statement.” (Emphasis is mine)
I know CQL. It gets to me that there’s never a thought to make anything better. Everything is about division. Not one solution to anything. Not one positive statement on any problem this country faces, and there’s thousands of them. And you’re 1000% right when it comes to abortion, their solution is to kill the unborn. It’s another evil misleading word game, planned parenthood. The more they lose on the stage of ideas the more violent and destructive they become.
Because they are possessed by the spirits of dead Nephilim.
The leaders are globalists, and the followers for the most part are gullible and have TDS. To me, this explains everything there is to know about the Democrat Party.
I have the fix: we convince John Fetterman, who it turns out is a reasonable human who is willing to talk about solutions to START a new party. Maybe call it the New Democrats. Or maybe the Visibly Not Crazy Party , or maybe the Come Back Liberals (for those of the classic variety). And just let the current party play with their twats and bury their party in muck never to be seen again.
Is there even a shred of integrity left in our government? As I’m sure most of you know Stacey Plaskett is an attorney that won election to be a house member from the Virgin Islands. Ironically Jeffrey Epstein’s islands Little St. James and Great St. James are part of the Virgin Islands so I guess you would say Epstein was in her district. Well you know the story, while Michael Cohen was being questioned by the house Stacy Plaskett was texting back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein to try and extract information too get Trump, after all isn’t that what all democrats do? Well they wanted to censure Plaskett for the despicable act of texting back and forth with a convicted child molester, seems legitimate. Well on the other side of the isle Republican congressman Corey Mills had a restraining order placed against him allegedly for blackmailing his former Ms. USA girlfriend saying you either stay with me or I will post nude videos of you on the internet, nice isn’t it? Censure is basically a slap on the wrist. You may be removed from some House committees and it does go on your record but it’s not a personal legal issue. If you did something despicable you deserved it. So house leaders big moral Mike Johnson and minority leader Hakeem Jeffreys cut a deal to not censure either congressperson. In other words you protect our scumbag we’ll protect your scumbag.
Nancy Mace from South Carolina on the House floor asked if a backroom deal had been cut to protect both scumbag reps. Of coarse the question was shot down on a procedural issue, hey you don’t let it out to the peasants what we actually do here to protect fellow scumbag solons. This must stay in house!! I’m surprised they didn’t censure Nancy Mace for asking such an honest upstanding question. This is the bogus problem we have. This is why nothing our out of control evil government ever get really fixed. We have this elite class of government criminals running things and there’s a corrupt Commy red line that no one is to cross. For what these two congresspeople did I personally don’t want either one of them in my house. can you just imagine if Trump was receiving text messages from a convicted pedophile while on the stand or in a meeting, they’d hang him.
Like. God created the miracle of righteous government and man coated it in the slime of deceit, immorality and subterfuge.
Ahhh…the untold level of stress I tolerate when my desktop, my iPad quit their jobs at the same time, and the picture part of my phone is too small to truly enjoy these life-giving guffaws ! …but TODAY everything works!! Thanx for a great start of the weekend.
Dr Malone, Happy Thanksgiving to you, Jill, and all the loving pets on the farm.
The BBC video was a hoot and I loved the whole pirate theme.
The Rat Stare got me...I really laughed hard at that one.
Thanks so much!
Yeesss. Quite a catchy toon!
The BBC lost credibility long before covid! The lies they told about Rhodesia has done lasting damage. There are too many people made angry and resentful by their intentional lies.
Woah!!! You guys outdid yourselves with this collection, Drs Malone! Especially love the Federal judges reversing Trump’s pardon of the Thanksgiving turkey! I am so angered every time I hear of another reversal! How long do we have to put up with this? I sincerely hope the traitorous six are dealt with! They simply cannot keep getting away with these shenanigans!
Relax this weekend, everyone. It’s getting crazier by the minute! And the Communist will be at the White House today? Wow!
Yes. Like somebody said in a email today. Oh, if only to have a little spy fly on the wall!
The Benefits of Coca Cola. It does all that, plus woke censorship. I'm reminded of the episode with GARM and congressional committee inquiry.
Dr. Pepper, to the best of my knowledge, has never become political. In addition, they evidently retain their medical license, so I know as soft drinks go, it's the healthier choice.
Coca-Cola hits the spot, in your stomach it will rot, tastes like vinegar looks like wine, Coca-Cola's mighty fine.
(Old children's rhyme)
Like. That makes me want to be a pepper😋.
I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper. And those who aren't, would like to be. It spreads. It's like a pepper pandemic, only refreshing instead of pathogenic.
🤔 I’m a prepper
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just because it rhymes doesn’t make it true. Coke, Dr Pepper, MOUNTAIN DEW … it’s all death in a bottle!
The Coca Cola company was (is?) a suspected part of the Eugenics movement. Also, Ford and of course the Big Pharma.
Most of the crimes on the original Hawaii 5-0 could have been solved with Caller ID, but it hadn't been invented yet. Criminals just used phone booths! (structure that housed a phone connected by wires, for the young ones).
Like. Funny thing, back then as it is now, the most serious crimes are solved by members of the public telling the police who did it.
Like the Boston marathon bomber, who despite turning Boston into a police state, ended up being caught by a person noticing another person in his boat.
Like. Exactly!
Adjacent impact: it’s why crime has soared - w/o phone booths, where does Superman change? Other than the one in Doctor Who (this may be a dated observation), does the phone booth even exist - and that’s just a faux (phaux) booth. In contemporary cinema, when was the last phone booth used as part of the story? Opening scene of The Matrix (1999)?
If we want to Make America Great Again, we need a return of phone booths.
My Amish friends would LOVE that. It’s gotten really hard to find a pay phone these days.
Make Phone Booth Great Again MPBGA! (these booby boxes sounds interesting too)
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Dr Who has a police call box, not a public phone both. Very different item.
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OK, but I think that means the "police call box" should be called a BoobyBox, eh?
Bobbie Box (or Bobby. I don't remember how it's spelled.) But recently, they've been acting like boobies!
Ya’know, I looked it up ‘cause I remembered "Bobby," too - fortunately it wasn’t so, the interwebs said "Booby/Boobys/Boobies." Now, tbh, I’m always open to a factual correction, but, tbh#2, I kind’a like BOOBYBox ‘cause, yes, the whole bloody country has been acting like boobys. In the immortal words of the esteemed 💩 💩 🧠 46, "God Save the Queen."
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When I was in college and grad school my summer job was in a Coca Cola factory in Brooklyn. This was early 60's with reused glass bottles. Needless to say there was plenty of spilled coke on the floor from broken bottles. By the end of the summer the soles were peeling off my workboots.
😳😬
Not just the BBC, but American media lost all (remaining) credibility with the scamdemic. As did the CDC and all federal medicine. As did my doctor and any other docs that pushed the death darts and forced people - against all science - to wear masks.
From what I have observed the three peas in the pod realize the right path to making America great again is a return to the fundamental principles of our Republic as framed in our Constitution. What’s so wrong about needing declarations of war before attacking other nations or opposing the continuing resolutions of omnibus spending bills and asking for individual appropriation bills with time to read them before voting on them?
Yes, you speak to a weakness from which our President suffers. When someone has a lot of good ideas, he tends to think that they are all good and anyone who disagrees is guilty of being disloyal. I haven't kept up with MTG's rant, but Massie and Paul have been seen as thorns in his side for a long time when in fact they are men of courage and principle. Chip Roy is also in that category but his TDS is palpable. The $2,000 tariff refund check is a terrible idea when our national debt continues to be out of control. Am I disloyal? No, I have a contrary view, one that should be respected and considered.
You get my vote! I believe that is what Charlie was advocating. Civil discourse. And also, I vote no to $2K. Sounds kinda like the carrot.
Would that Charlie's influence be greater in his death than in his life. What a champion!
Sounds like the COVID check hand outs, that must people cashed and spent—what a scam, and Trump is wrong on this one—begin fiscal responsibility and slash the debt.
I Agree, not all, just in part.
As much as I’d like another $2k in my savings, I thought the purpose of tariffs was to MAGA which, imo, means shoring up our balance sheet.
Offering a $2k bribe sounds like something a dem would come up with. Our children are born with a $250k millstone tied to their umbilical cords - and that’s just the funded debt.
When I was born the national debt was $271B; graduated HS, $533B; married, $2,350B; son born, $4,974B; son married, $27,000B; and today we’re at $36,000B on the way to $50,000B by the early 2030s
Great job, creators of the BBC video!
I loved the music- sounded a “wee-bit-Irish”!
That was my favorite one this Friday! Possibly because of the Irish Shanty music 🎶 ☘️
Greetings from the Thumb Coast! I get it, I get it, I love it! Staring at the rat is a wonderfully ironic question? This entire Friday Funnies episode is one of the best. Thank you, Dr. Malone, for closing the week with deep, dark, whimsical and ironic humor. The efforts of the Doctors Malones are blessings for which I give a heartfelt thanks. To each and all, Rath De Ort!!
Funny how much the French woman looks like Sasha Latipova, only much nicer and no expletives!
Too many LOL’s to pick a favorite this Friday! I learned I’m quite gullible and I need to laugh more often than just Fridays and Sundays.