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James Goodrich's avatar

Isn’t it something to sit back and witness the democrat party’s election process. For months they all stood behind a man that for decades had a Nazi tattoo on his chest, many said it was sexy. Platner sexted numerous women, some underage girls just 6 months into his marriage. Was accused of physically assaulting women he had relations with. Bending their arms behind their backs, grabbing their arms hard enough to leave bruises, locking them in bedrooms, you know sexy things like that. He was 100% in on Men in girls sports.

If you’re winning nothing matters to democrats. Platners polling was up, the money was rolling in, millennial socialists were enamored by his bashing of the rich. The major communist leaders of “The Party” were all in. Schumer, AOC, Ro Khanna, Bernie Sanders; Elizabeth Warren said he’s my type of man. Anything goes if you’re winning.

But once his polling began to turn, the money was drying up, it looked as though he couldn’t win, the thousand cuts began to take there toll on his commy candidacy. The democrats gave the green light for Jenny Racicot to tell her story, first to politico and then the interview on CNN. She told how he forced his way into her apartment after being told she didn’t want to see him. And how he sexually assaulted her, raped her after being told to stop. Normally this would be acceptable, a resume enhancer, common behavior for a democrat, just ask Tara Reade, Kathline Willie, Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, they truly don’t care as long as you’re winning. But if the polling shows you can’t win, the moneys drying up, thats when you get thrown under the bus! The knifes come out. Et Tu Chuck Schumer. They give you the Joe Biden treatment. Now the democrats have to pick a new candidate. Who gives a crap about who the voters picked.

Just like CNN mysteriously showing up at the FBI Mar-a-Lago raid or CNN by chance being there for Roger Stone’s 3 AM arrest, within 4 minutes of the CNN interview with Racicot, all Platners major communist/democrat supporters Schumer, Warren, Sanders, Khanna came out and pulled their support for Platner. Baffling how they all must have been watching CNN at that very moment! It’s a miraculous coincidence!

Well this creep, the rapist was finally pushed out. Honestly he still had a great chance of winning with the Maine democrat/communist voters, after all he is a fellow traveler. They knew they only have until July 13th to get him off the ticket, and bringing Racicot out was the final straw. Maybe theres a nice big mansion on Graham Lake in Maine in Platners future similar to what they gave Bernie Sanders. it’s like their playbook. He’ll probably be moving in any day now. No democrat election tampering there though!

The whole time, the democrats knew about these rape allegations, it was the ace up their sleeve, they just truly don’t care what he’s done. They were willing to send a rapist to the Senate, right up until his polling, his donations and his chances of winning fell off the cliff. Really with his record of physically, mentally and sexually demoralizing woman, Platner definitely is the perfect democrat! J.Goodrich

Debby's avatar

You forgot to mention how CNN showed up in PA when Trump was almost assassinated. They NEVER went to any of his rallies, so why did they pick this one? They knew in advance that Trump would be shot at and wanted to plaster the carnage over every TV screen.

VictorDianne Watson's avatar

That sure backfired!! Fight, fight, fight!!🇺🇸

beccar1954's avatar

The fact that he is a bonafide Nazi shows that the Dems know what their real identity is. They are just so good at accusing the opposition of what they are, and now it’s out in the open. Republicans need to start calling them Nazis. Communists, Nazis, it’s all the same.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Oh, yeh, let's hear it for more personal attacks! Let's keep politics dirty!

Jane Tracy's avatar

You nailed it, James!💥

Alan Davis (FlyoverAlinCT)'s avatar

I have a contra take on the under appreciated, visionary, self-taught super statesman:

Sadly, with neither office nor portfolio, he was precociously near to completing a world-historical Molotov-Ribbentrop 2 - thus unifying the twin pillars of the Democrat party in a unified ecstasy of Redrum.

Barbara Lee's avatar

None of Mr Platner’s inconvenient moral failings worries me nearly as much as the soulless stinking rot of Maine VOTERS. What kind of society ARE we that we would CHOOSE such as that?

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Have you watched any of his town hall videos? They're very convincing. He comes across as warm, caring, and changed. As for allegations--they're allegations, and I hate to see anyone dinged because of personal attacks, and I'll never bring up someone's longago past against them. I've known too many people who did an about face and left the person they'd been behind. People change. Do not deny them that ability.

I'd rather see issues addressed, or what makes this any different from allegations against Trump or others?

As a Mainer, I am impressed with the sincerity I hear from Platner. As a libertarian, I wouldn't vote for him if he were the only candidate, because I don't believe in what he stands for. Issues, not ad hominem attacks, please.

James Schwartz's avatar

Impressed with his sincerity? The guy is a great actor and has you buffaloed. He has been sexting women up until like 6 months ago! He’s married but I guess you missed that. This guy is a leopard and as you know they can’t change their spots. Murderers in prison can’t change too does that mean they shouldn’t finish their sentences? Everyone is and should be judged by their entire character

James Goodrich's avatar

Hitler was a great speaker as well and very convincing. Maybe I’m biased because a Nazi shot my father in the back so I don’t really like self proclaimed Nazi’s. I’m also pro veteran and after a soldier saved I believe 5 of his fellow soldiers by running and firing at the enemy down a hill and was shot several times Platner said he was a as—hole and he wished he had been killed. Oh yah he also despises Jews. Many podcasts are out there of this rapist saying horrible things about America, Americans, Jews, Blacks, and pretty much any race that at one time walked upright. Recently the guy was frequenting a site that is known for pedophiles trying to pick up little girls and he was knowingly speaking with them. He also was a self proclaimed communist. The woman that accused him of rape was a democrat. But other than that and assaulting his girlfriends he was a great guy, just ask his mother she was his only oyster customer!

Annette Petrone's avatar

So glad you use the correct word: rapist. Lying ‘news’ just calls rape ‘sexual abuse.’

D D's avatar

Yes! Keep the conversation going, it promotes critical thinking, James!

James Goodrich's avatar

I’m all in on second chances. I only wish he had to go through a jury of his peers. There are certainly plenty of accusations, wouldn’t it be nice to find out what he really did. And then pay his debt to the people he hurt. Now that would show what he’s made of. A convicted rapist can’t vote never mind be a senator. If he didn’t do the things people are accusing him of he should sue for defamation. Then there would be discovery, everyone would learn the facts, and if Graham Platner is a wonderful man it would all come out. So let’s see if he sues.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

"He also was a self proclaimed communist." Maybe he was, maybe he still is, though he says not. What he says now is "I'm not a communist. I'm not a socialist. I own a small business. I'm a Marine Corps veteran." He attributes his past comments to a 'dark time' of disillusionment following his military service. Nevertheless, he still spouts socialist solutions, whatever he calls himself. And what he says now carries much more weight than something he said even 5 years ago.

Annette Petrone's avatar

What he ‘says’ is his script. Wake up, Joy!

Jane Tracy's avatar

And what do you think about his income? He lives off of his military disability income of $4,800/month and whatever oysters that his Mom buys… blue collar worker my a**! He’s a taker and has no positive attributes that have been presented…. What makes people think or believe that he would add value to be a US Senator…. He has a personality disorder?!?

Toni Headen's avatar

Well if we’ve been voting by character we obviously can’t tell good from bad. Most of our elected officials have either 1) no character (at least no distinguishable character) 2)stick my finger up and see which way the wind is blowing character or 3)pathological (liar, abuser, embezzler etc…) They answer to power, money and blackmail. The stories typically come out when the party realizes that the person may break from the party and not hold the establishment line or they’ve determined that they have no use for that person anymore. It’s then that they have to get the herd to go against or attack them.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

I didn't miss anything.My point, which you apparently missed, is that you should be attacking his POLICIES, and not his character. Why does a political race always have to descend to the basement? People are not leopards, and yes, they can change. Whether that is real is for each person to determine, but I have seen this same playbook used against many people, Trump included. Smears are just that--smears--until evidence, not allegations--is presented.

Big E's avatar

Respectfully disagree that you have to judge on policies not character. Character drives policy. If character is bad, policies likely will be too. Character is everything! It’s built over a lifetime. It persists when you run for office, while you’re in office, and after you leave office.

Unfortunately, it’s not easy for the casual voter (or even the well-studied one) to truly know another person’s character simply by watching from the outside. And even if you know the person (e.g., a family member or long-time friend), you can be fooled. We certainly have been.

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

You said it better than I did, BigE. Thank you.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Big E, I did not say character doesn't matter, but it seems that every political race descends to character attack, and until there's hard evidence, it means nothing.

Big E's avatar

Yes, you’re 100% right about character often being attacked unfairly in order to defeat a candidate. Smears or negative comments about character or voting records must be researched and verified.

We saw many lies and smears in Idaho defeating good people, despite entreaties in a voting guide to be suspicious of misleading mailers. Link (short): https://eolson47.substack.com/i/203007296/misleading-mailers

Annette Petrone's avatar

Who descended this rapist to having us attack his ‘character’??? HE did

James Schwartz's avatar

Guy had a Nazi tattoo on his chest. ‘Nough said.

James Goodrich's avatar

Joy you’re a wonderful person. I give credit to anyone that finds peace in a situation like this. I’m also all in on second chances. I only wish that if true he had to go through a jury of his peers. Rape, assaulting women, even infidelity are pretty serious allegations that deserve punishment no matter if it was 3 months ago or 5 years ago. There are certainly plenty of accusations, wouldn’t it be nice to find out what he really did. And if accusations turn into convictions he could then pay his debt to the people he hurt. Now that would show what he’s made of. A convicted rapist can’t vote, never mind be a senator. If he didn’t do the things people are accusing him of he should sue for defamation. Then there would be discovery, everyone would learn the facts, and if Graham Platner is a wonderful man it would all come out. So let’s see if he sues. Politics is a dirty business. I could tell you how past friends of mine told me I should be locked up in my house because I wouldn’t inject Biden coerced poison. How I can’t travel, go to buy groceries, I’m a Nazi, you know politics. I didn’t treat people the way they treated me, I guess you live by the sword you die by the sword.

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

You said it well, Joy. Evidence that shows up as viable, provable actions, not words should then prove his character. We, as individuals, have difficulty, without boots on ground, determining the right or wrong of a person's character with just their words. Words be cheap, and easily thrown out to be gobbled up. Not necessarily with any satisfaction tho.

Barbara Lee's avatar

This is a reasonable argument to make if Mr Platner were applying for a job in the town grocery given a sketchy past. But public service in a leadership position which requires standards of character that exceed those we call average. It requires lifetime integrity, fidelity to moral principles, and the willingness to self-sacrifice for the good of his constituents. The fact that not a lot in Congress meet these high bars doesn’t absolve anyone from being held to them. Wake UP Mainers. Demand considerably better than the humongously flawed Platner.

Joewrite's avatar

What does the democratic party stand for? I'm voting against them. The only party that can beat them is the republicans. The democrat party endorses hiding children's gender confusion from their parents, leading children to hormone blocking poison, telling children it's okay to cut their bodies and feel good about it, spewing anti-jewish chants against university students, preventing jewish students from attending class, threatening the life of jewish students, etc. This isn't ad hominem or attack the man. This is what democrats continue to endorse or tolerate.

All jewish persons should leave the democratic party and the libertarian, green or whatever party and become republicans to counter this hate and this damage to our children.

Don't play nice, it's just stupid.

Bob Black's avatar

Wow! The Nazi tattoo didn’t tell you what’s in his heart?

Everything else is telling the unwise what they want to hear.

Deanna L Holmes's avatar

I think you are dead on the money James. This is apparently their new playbook. What I cannot wrap my brain around is why the democrat voters who were enticed to vote for this guy now have no say in who the establishment appoints. This is obviously the new game plan so they can protect the new appointee from any scrutiny until the last minute. Plus they wasted 16 million in funds trying to get him through. They should just support Collins since she is half democrat anyway.

Julia Pomeroy's avatar

It's a pity you don't have similar info on UK's Andy Burnham! All I can say is thank Almighty God that He called us to go somewhere else as I am breaking my heart at what is happening to my beloved country.

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

I don't personally know any of those women and certainly don't condone any of what they claim he did, (most probably), as he appears total scum, but I'm not a big fan of tell alls coming out at a later date. My feeling at this point is "everybody wants their 15 min.". Could be totally wrong, but there it is.

James Goodrich's avatar

LB Tara Reade was raped by Joe Biden. The others were raped/ assaulted/ or of coarse Lewinski’d by Bill Clinton. If you remember I think it was Juanita, after her husband died Clinton pushed her up a against a wall bit her lip until it bled and then said you should put some ice on that. All great successful democrats like Platner only Platner was back stabbed!

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Have no doubt all those men are scum. My problem is it all just feels so scripted.

James Goodrich's avatar

I agree and that’s the other half of this problem. It’s the democrat process. If they want you gone you’re gone, innocent or guilty. It’s exactly what communist do. You know show me the man….

Big E's avatar

All of it absolutely IS scripted. Very little about politics isn’t. Doesn’t matter which “side” a politician is on; most are managed, scripted, and controlled by their campaigns, donors, other sources of money, desire for power, blackmail, etc. Trusting or pinning your hopes on anyone — no matter — is a recipe for disappointment. Sounds cynical? Yes, it is, but it’s based on close observation over the past 5 years or so. (We were totally asleep before that, embarrassed to say.)

Barbara Lee's avatar

I suggest that a representative republic SHOULD be scripted. It IS supposed to be about what We, the People want. Money talks, walks, and is the source of power and influence. That’s the key. Take “funding” the government out of the hands of the lobbyists few and distribute it across the entire population of citizen taxpayers. How? Separate spending (proposals) from funding (taxes). ASK citizen taxpayers to agree to let their personal tax dollars be used for each spending proposal. This shifts and distributes every government action across the entire decision making population so that citizens get the governance they want to the extent THEY ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR IT. The burden of reliance then on politicians of integrity is lessened because it is shouldered by citizens who have real skin in the game.

Fritz Dahmus's avatar

The Nazi from Maine wasn't a future threat to any woman in Maine [as perceived by his current victims that are now making their concerns known]. They never called the police so as to prevent his abuse hitting another woman. Nope. He was not perceived to be that bad...just a bad date/boyfriend.

But along comes politics.........and we know that anything goes. Assassinations to "rapes" that are anywhere from 5 years old to 30 years old. Just announce it and let scumbag politicians and their mouth pieces in the press take it from there.

None of it is true....to the extent they are making it. Politicians lie, grift, and kill for a living. He won't be missed, but that is not the point.

Term limits of one term in ANY public office. No pay, but expenses. No donations, if even suspected of taking a penny...jail time. Reduce all government budgets by 50%....sunset to a future date to warn welfare babies of the impending doom in their lives.

This takes the power and any incentive for slime balls to get into government. Let them get into a law practice where slime balls belong.

James Schwartz's avatar

Term limits for sure. I believe you should get paid but there’s no situation that you become a multi millionaire in the process.

Fritz Dahmus's avatar

I'm sorry, but drastic measures are needed to get rid of the bloated and over powerful government that is in every aspect of our lives and filled with politicians who are only looking for fame, power, and millions of dollars. It is all destroying our free market society. Expenses only. They can get paid after the are out of office....write a book, get on a board. Let's make it Civil Service in reality and not just lip service. Politicians need to just be simply administrators of government policies....justice, law enforcement, infrastructure builds, defense.....and not to much more.

James Schwartz's avatar

Agree wholeheartedly.

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Your points are ones to be considered.

Jennifer Beebe's avatar

Well said James! These DemonRATS sicken and disgust me! 🤬🤬🤬

Robert St. Louis's avatar

But the Demonrats are the party that will save democracy! Their hubris is galactic in scale, as is their hypocrisy. Not that all Republicans are pure, but my, my, my, what the Ds have sunk to. And yet, because of the brain washing, people still vote for these creatures.

Jane Tracy's avatar

It’s really telling and sad to see what brainwashing has done these voters.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I did see that on my smartphone on UTUBE. no use talking about PLATNER.. he is DONE.. THANK GOD.

Bob Black's avatar

Just received my third batch of Maine mail in ballots.

I’m continuing to write in the Nazi loving rapist.

Carol Eckelkamp's avatar

Just one question. Was Platner for or against Israel’s war?

James Schwartz's avatar

Against. He was a DSA candidate and they hate Israel. Even Jews in this party hate their own.

gail's avatar

I was listening to the radio the other day to a former Muslim who became a Christian decades ago and grew up Muslim in the Middle East. He was very clear about the goals of the Muslims… Immigrate, infiltrate and takeover. They have a belief called Takara (I may have misspelled it) that says in order to reach their goals as stated above they can lie straight to anyone’s face just like the uncertified NYC mayor. A thought came to me that all the dual citizenship people in our congress from Israel may be Muslim and not Jewish. I do not know… Just trying to figure stuff out!

James Goodrich's avatar

I would bet because Trump was part of it he was against it definitely. Though I have some mixed feelings about the war with Iran I was against it also.

Carol Eckelkamp's avatar

The only reason to come forward now with old tape accusations is to eliminate him from running. So I’m thinking he is not on board with some current politics.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Mental Derangement has to be the fastest growing disease in the USA.

Would someone one explain why?

SR Miller's avatar

I made a similar comment after my early morning excursion to Costco yesterday: while strolling the aisles getting in my 10K steps I happened upon a "gentleman" wearing a summer frock, strappy sandals, a man bun and earrings - he was about my age and almost as grey; a woman who "looked" like a normie other than the plastic winter boots she was wearing; and a third character 🤔 who apparently failed to imprint as well on what’s left of my memory - running out of spare brain cells.

I commented later in a text thread (yes, I converse with people outside of MaloneNewz 🤣) that I wasn’t sure if we had too few or too many psychiatrists. Her reply was along the line of too few while tend toward way too many. 😉

Paula Mitchell's avatar

Big Pharma has been pushing harmful drugs, antipsychotics, anti depressants, ADHD drugs on children and adults for years this is the result along with the indoctrination at school. The chickens are coming home to roost oh and let's not forget the poisoning of our food and water crippling those who could make a stand. It's all just another form of controlling the minions I see it as another form of communism, suppressing people keeping you under the elites thumb.

4Freedom's avatar

Think about it. What mandate began in 2021 and continues voluntarily today? With the billions of C-19 vaxed, it’s a miracle there aren’t more cases. Oops… millions died already.

Jane Tracy's avatar

Or lack there of!!!

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Or parent conditioning. My son WILL have MY values!!

Barbara Charis's avatar

Thomas A Braun, RPH Mental Derangement is the fastest growing disease in the USA. It is understandable...destroy the glands in the brain that contribute to the ability to think, analyze, reason and one's conscience with drugs, vaccines, alcohol, junk food, chemicals, radiation, etc. This is the end result

Kirsten Arbon's avatar

Social Media being peoples actual life. I don't do all the major ones, I used to, but I haven't since 2018. With the algorithms it so skews ones thinking. The fact that all social media is at ones finger tips via their phones vs a computer at home is a major problem. They take this false reality everywhere with them. I watch people everyday walking with their heads in their phones, sitting in waiting rooms glued to their phones and the worst for me is watching parents at the parks and at kids activities scrolling in their phones instead of watching their kids. It's an addiction to a false reality filled with trolls and bots. I find it so absurd that the White House has a Twitter account and that our President makes serious announcements on a social media platform. Unless you are off of it you can't really see the absurdity of it all. That's my opinion.

beccar1954's avatar

Maybe it’s all the Xanax, Zoloft, Adderal, Prozac…..

gail's avatar

The 100 year plan to destroy America? WEF‘s agenda 2020, 2021, 2030……MkUltra, operation paperclip, operation artichoke… I read the WEF young global leaders were specifically selected and groomed to carry out their agendas and that they are also on a lot of these medication‘s just like the public. So their brains are being changed also.

Michael Williams's avatar

Crappy food and lots of poison jabs 🤷‍♂️

Jane Tracy's avatar

Along with Cognitive Impairment in the elderly!

Leo's avatar

Thomas, Because the ground keeps shifting beneath our feet...

Leah Brown's avatar

How do like minded people connect after ‘the Masters’ complete their mission…brain washing, drugging, and sterilizing the masses, confiscating all arms and eliminating free access to internet?🧐.

gail's avatar

Dave Bexfield: "When my sanity blissfully returned at the rather inconvenient time of 1 a.m. back in 2021, I had to tell my wife immediately, unsure if it would hold until morning. That was instantly followed by a string of sorrys for putting her through the scary hell of having to care for yet another family member with a mental illness (her brother was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder). My experience isn’t a one-off; history is riddled with examples. In the late 1600s, Sir Isaac Newton felt similarly after his 18-month bout of psychosis, “characterized by paranoid delusions, insomnia, irritability, and loss of appetite,” lifted. He did his own apology tour, and “expressed remorse to his friends for his accusations.” Scientists are keenly aware of the savant/crazy connection, noting that “throughout history, genius and madness have often dwelled together” and that “delusional psychosis and inspired creativity, ostensible antipodes of human experience, ironically also seem to be next-door neighbors.”

Only it’s not ironic. It’s just Lyme disease.

There is another wrinkle to consider. Even if scientists succeed beyond their wildest dreams and triumphantly vanquish Lyme, there will be a societal cost, one that a recent opinion piece about autism in The New York Times touched on. If we successfully eliminate autism, Maia Szalavitz writes, “we’re also likely to lose a great deal of mathematical, scientific, linguistic, artistic, musical and humanitarian genius.” She’s right, and this concern extends far beyond the likes of Elon Musk an

gail's avatar

Half of all people will experience some type of psychiatric disorder in their lifetime. As mental illnesses vanish, a new, never-anticipated issue will arise, captured by a headline in the July 28, 2025, issue of The New Yorker: “Mary had Schizophrenia—Then Suddenly She Didn’t. Some psychiatric patients may actually have treatable autoimmune conditions. But what happens to the newly sane?” That’s not so easily answered. After smothering psychosis for 20 years, Mary’s schizophrenia lifted after cancer treatment. What does her future and reintegration into society look like now? How will the eradication of mental disorders affect suicide rates? Homelessness? Substance abuse—which was tied directly to late-stage borreliosis in a recent study—and gambling addictions? Eating disorders? Gun violence?

For those actively suffering from Lyme, is it right to abandon, shun, blame, or punish them, perhaps with the finality of the death penalty, for having involuntarily contracted an unwanted bacterial infection, a disease wholly out of their control? Worse, our “rehabilitation” programs are not merely flawed, they often are actively, literally, fueling the disease. The diets of those incarcerated and the homeless—two communities with sky high rates of both mental health issues and chronic illnesses—typically are laden with ultra-processed foods swimming in carbohydrates. Add the stress of living in prison or on the streets combined with the ease viral illnesses spread in those populations, is it any wonder few get better? DaveBexfield@substack.com "Sit down before reading"

Mary Sholl's avatar

Dead mouse delivery!! Hilarious.

Paula Kroll's avatar

I was on a Dude Ranch vacation occupying a charming rustic cabin alone. One of the ranch felines followed me inside after dinner. I allowed her to stay since I love cats.

When I awoke in the morning, a freshly dead still bleeding mouse was lying on my blanket. The cat was purring at my feet. I feel honored to have been given such a gift after watching this video. She could have eaten it without sharing first. 🤣🤣🤣

beccar1954's avatar

My cat brought in a bird once, plopped it under the table as if to say “Look what I brought for dinner, Ma.” It still was alive, and I picked it up with a paper towel and put it out on the bird feeder. It flew away. I don’t think my cat would know what to do with something she caught. She’s strictly a cat kibble cat or canned tuna. Won’t even eat fresh fish.

AnnMarie's avatar

You were lucky. My cat, Lucky, who was an indoor cat but occasionally snuck out, would bring home headless mice and snake halves, and once shredded a poor bird to the point that I only knew it was a bird because its two feet were still intact. He lived to age 21 and was the best pet I've ever had.

Steenroid's avatar

Thanks for reminding me I need to change the dogs name next week.

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Remember to include capital letters, lower case letters, numbers, and symbols. Example: r0eV&ur!

Sybil's avatar

Fabulous collection! Thank you. I suffered under “Dead Mouse Delivery” for two decades until letting that last kitty expire without a replacement because she graduated to gophers and resorted to using the bathtub as her bloody torment and killing field. Victor traps are much less dramatic!

gail's avatar

Torment and killing field. So true! I feel so sorry for the lizards that my cats play with and amputate all their limbs and they’re still wiggling around on the carport.

Sybil's avatar

Oh yes! I’ve seen that myself. Cats are truly vicious when given the opportunity.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Another good bunch. The incontinence one not so much a joke to us,with BPH tho. The cat on a,duck was a heart breaker as the guy was the spitting image of Bill The Cat who we had to have put down on Wed. That lovely guy spent 12 yrs instructing us about cats after adopting us.

D D's avatar

Dang! So sorry to hear of your cat leaving you. I could hear my cat for some time after he died, he was 20. Take care...

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Thanks DD. He will be missed. The vet said he had stolen her heart in a day and with his dementia he was only 1/2 there. He was that kind of cat.

Paula Kroll's avatar

We had to euthanize our beloved cat on Christmas day 2010. She was only 13 but full of cancer. The saddest holiday of my life and I'm 78.

For a few weeks afterward, both my husband and I would "see" her out of the corners of our eyes. She was always at the door to our bedroom where she slept on the foot of the bed.

I believe they continue beyond time.

Jean's avatar

My sympathies! It's hard to loose them. At least there's the new dog and one cat left?

Jean's avatar

Hope this one is in better shape and will be rising to the occasion. If they were close, it may be missing your departed too.

Karen Baetz's avatar

"Jump back if necessary" made me laugh out loud 😂. All great, as usual...have a wonderful weekend!

Meemanator's avatar

Thanks! I needed that - especially the cat - omg.

As for Mitch - does it not strike anyone peculiar that 'they' can't seem to produce a proof of life video? How about him saying hi? No?

Adrian Gaty's avatar

How about MAHA - but for your child’s mind?

Don’t baptize your kid’s imagination with artificial dye and sugar saturated bright green kool aid - give em the good stuff!

You don’t want them growing up to be one of the college students who can’t read anything besides an AI book report.

So what are the great books that kids used to read before the department of education made us all morons?

Here’s some leads:

https://gaty.substack.com/p/summer-series-saving-your-childs

Don’t raise a dummy - raise the bar.

And have a great weekend!

Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Friday Funnies! Friday Laughs! Dead Mouse Delivery? Brilliant. Many cat owners know! Platner? Ick! Now can we move on to the other Communists in the party? Good collection as usual today! Little Oto has the most expressive eyes. I want to rescue him and give him back his hunting rights! Ha ha ha. Thanks for our Funnies. My weekend has officially started!

V Walton's avatar

Cat video is spectacular. I happen to have a twelve week old kitten that brought down a bat the other night around 2 AM in the bedroom of course. Rude awakening.

Gayle's avatar

My favorite hands down: Dead Mouse Delivery! Thank you a bunch. Have a great weekend.

Randall Stoehr's avatar

#1 on top-o-heap....Dead Mouse delivery!

We had twin sister Tabby cat kittens that were Shanghaied from a Wolf Creek Mont. ranch.

They lived outdoors mostly. Had Jedi skillsets the both of em.

Full size Rabbits and Ruff Grouse dead by the front door with some regularity was fun.

#2 Branco and his Crystal Ball Memes of East coast life to come.

Debby's avatar

The liberal couple who can't get pregnant reminds me of my daughter's stepdaughter. She was always a tomboy and hung out with the boys. Now she's decided she SHOULD be a guy and has been taking testosterone. I noticed her voice was deeper than I remembered and found out. She has a "girlfriend", but it's all good. LOL This girl happens to be a guy who wants to be a girl. They've got all the right body parts between them and could have a child. Probably a really mixed up kid. What is this world coming to?

Kijay's avatar

Confessions of a Dachshund is much better than Dead Mouse Delivery, which is why I’m not a cat person.