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James Goodrich's avatar

On Wednesday Chuck Schumer let the Democrat strategy slip out on a hot mic, the only thing senate democrats will be passing in senate chambers is gas.

My Apologies!

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Absolutely No Apologies required JG!

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Perhaps we should start a go-fund-me to buy them all butt plugs.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

The goal should be to reverse all legislation that stifles competition.

Gail Benton's avatar

Here's comes more sh!+

Handsome Pristine Patriot's avatar

WhoopWhoopWhoop...........Wisguy ain't ya. Ha!

Nicole Smith's avatar

I am laughing so hard at the mosquito trap, lol 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for another awesome Friday Funnies ❤️❤️

Sharon's avatar

I’m still laughing about the mosquito trap. I bet it works.

Ana González's avatar

I'm so allergic to mosquitoes that I'm willing to try it ‼️‼️

Sharon's avatar

Wear long sleeves and a hat with a net.

53rd Chapter's avatar

Been thinking lately how similar the disdain for Trump has been to the disdain for Reagan. Why hate freedom?

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

They hate accountability

53rd Chapter's avatar

No, they want us to be accountable to them.

Ana González's avatar

The Accountability for thee but not for me doctrine ‼️‼️

Oriskany Brat's avatar

I am old enough to remember when Eggzactly was spelled, Ed Zachary

Ana González's avatar

For sure‼️‼️

Big E's avatar

Why hate freedom? To stop freedom, of course.

James Shaffer's avatar

They want you in chains and most of them will also be in chains.

Tom Daniel's avatar

Also for those not paying attention to history, Dwight Eisenhower's Secretary of State - John Foster Dulles - was a founder of the (globalist) Council on Foreign Relations - so of course he gets an International Airport named for him. Dulles once exclaimed that the "United Nations Charter Supersedes the United States Constitution." Dulles younger brother - Allen Dulles - ( also a CFR member), was the 2nd (deputy) Director of the CIA.

Alan Davis (FlyoverAlinCT)'s avatar

Allen Dulles was on the 7 member Warren Commission.

United promised to have 50% of their pilots be DEI. Hmmmmmm

Calling Ron White, answering the question

“How far do you think we can go on just one engine…”

Ron: “All the way to the scene of the crash”.

GMoody's avatar

My neighbor is an American Airlines pilot. He’s never struck me as a high IQ kinda guy.

My husband says, it’s good to know they can put the plane on auto pilot.

53rd Chapter's avatar

Yes, Hmmmm indeed! What's wrong with this picture? Better said, what's wrong with this pilot?

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

the coof vaccination?

M.E.C.'s avatar

Explains a lot...thanks.

Ross Bausone's avatar

The flag brief at the end of today's funnies, says it all! Thank you Dr. M...

Mike's avatar

The Mainstream Media's response to the Trump election security revelations were exactly as predicted. They don't report news - just regurgitate Democrat party talking points. The Democrat Party, The Deep State and the Mainstream Media are all the same people. That's why every media outlet spews the same exact talking points (which favor Democrat narratives) in every news cycle, using the exact same wording and phrasing. If these were independent media outlets searching for the next big news "scoop" and reporting independently, you would be able to tell one station's news broadcast from the others. Instead, they manufacture "consensus" by beating you down with the drumbeat of the same talking points on every single outlet. This of course, is easily explained by the CIA's Project Mockingbird.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Have opined before we no longer have a free press. Ergo, they should be denied the prerogatives of such and for example be forced to reveal sources as it is likely they are as fictional as what they report as news

Gail Benton's avatar

And, the other side's media tells their patrons everything they want to hear.

Divide and rule

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

The duplicity of progressives is boundless. After utilizing every means available to paint targets on the backs of federal agents, they howl like banshees when said agents respond accordingly. It is my opinion that those who encourage violence to agents in the performance of their duty be arrested and charged with nothing less than sedition, a crime progressives felt they could charge against Trump merely for opposing an obviously stolen election. Surely persons involved in obstructing/endangering federal agents do qualify to be so charged.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Abc and nbc refused to broadcast Trump's prime time speech.

Burton Tschache's avatar

Since ABC & NBC refused to broadcast Trump's speech live, the FCC should refuse to let them broadcast live using the public airwaves.

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Rescind broadcast licenses.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

No surprise there...

Ana González's avatar

Oh it is because they're in charge of telling everyone that Trump lies all the time‼️‼️😳

🤷‍♀️🤷🤷🏻‍♂️

Louise Vogel's avatar

The journalists that wouldn’t broadcast Trump’s speech believe that their opinion of the news is the same thing as the news. Talk about narcissism!!!

James Lord's avatar

I once cut open an avocado, and jumped back about 3 feet, in shock from what I saw inside. No, it wasn't Samuel L. Jackson, but rather Mr. T. "I pity the fool that uses me for guacamole."

I just reassembled the fruit as best I could, smuggled it back into the grocery store, and discreetly left it in the produce section where I found it.

mike's avatar

I couldn't get past the mesmerized sheep without saying something. I love it. Brought a chuckle immediately. I remember a saying I read decades and decades ago, "Stand still little sheep and be shorn."

53rd Chapter's avatar

And with no chuckle, “He was led as a lamb to the slaughter,

And as a sheep before its shearers is silent,

So He opened not His mouth.”

mike's avatar

Yes, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ died so that we might be dead with Him also to the law and resurrected with Him to new life receiving grace from the Father. Alleluia. Not quantifiable or qualitative. Free grace, a wonderful gift. Alleluia. May the Spirit of God our Savior be with you and all here.

Uncle Mikey's avatar

The sheep! 😂😂😂💯. Cats herding sheep. Watching tv. Oh well. Mine awoke at 4am when I was comparing Raven and Crow calls on my iPhone trying to find the birds.

James Lord's avatar

Shortly after the photo was taken, each of those three cats was brought up on charges of impersonating a border collie. Turns out it takes more than matching coloration to make a good herder. The farmer first became suspicious when he tossed a tennis ball, and one of the cats told him to go get it himself.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Speaking of,sheep...have often wondered why they do not shrink in the rain

James Lord's avatar

I once bought an inexpensive car made entirely of pasta. Lightweight, sporty. Pale yellow in color, with a tomato red racing stripe. I enjoyed it right up to the day I was out on the road, and got caught in a July rainstorm. One moment I was humming along, making good time. Next thing I know, I'm waking up wrapped in wet noodles, wondering what just happened.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Was not sanforized either

Uncle Mikey's avatar

After washing them with hot water and Woolite you must then put them in a dryer for an hour on high heat. Turns your wife’s nice wool sweater into a potholder. You will never be asked to do laundry again. However it definitely damages your relationship!

Barbara Byrd's avatar

Haven't flown United since a return trip from Europe during COVID. The attitude of the pilot and majority of the crew on a flight that was already over an hour late was enough for us to avoid THAT woke virus! I recall sitting like a teachers pet upright in my lay flat seat for fear I might be targeted next for some unknown violation.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

I gave up flying anywhere after all the commercial airlines insisted that their pilots be injected with the experimental genetic injections. Keep in mind that the spike protein goes everywhere, including the lining of your blood vessels, creating a rough surface that should be smooth. Since there is no "off" switch for producing spike proteins, every pilot is at risk of a sudden cardiac event. Many are probably flying with subclinical myocarditis. It would not surprise me in the least, if Lindsay Graham's spontaneous dissection of his aorta was the result of having been injected with this poison.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Was wondering same about the Senator

Debra Nolasco's avatar

The other thing that the airlines did, was to discontinue the log that they kept for decades, of all of the pilot incapacitations, etc. They also lengthened the P-R interval of an EKG, so that what was formerly disqualifying, is now considered normal. If you go to Dr. Kevin Stillwagon's substack, you will find more about this in his earlier substack articles. You will find them in the archive section. You will probably need to go back to 2022/2023 to find them. Dr. Stillwagon is a retired airline captain & also a chiropractor.

Debby's avatar

"Elites" going to WEF conferences only have unvaccinated pilots-- even before we all knew about Myocarditis. Hmm. I wonder how they knew?

Fred's avatar

The FFA also loosened the EKG guidelines in 2022, permitting those with a first degree AV block to fly.

Gail Benton's avatar

I stopped flying when they radiated me so much in Tampa, that I could taste it later that day.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

Yikes...that's horrible.

Joewrite's avatar

Wow! I hope you've detoxed. Sauna, ALA, NAC, Milk Thistle.

Gail Benton's avatar

One of the vitamin Bs.

I don't recall which one.

It was before I knew of NAC from lockdowns

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

What a farce!! We watched until CBS so rudely interupted Mr. Trump with their so called 'fact checks'. For an alternative, refreshing take go here:

https://coffeeandcovid.substack.com/p/trump-card-friday-july-17-2026-c?r=2bsdyo&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

I'm not much given to profanity, but yeah: F/U, United.

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

I am glad we did most of our flying when we were much younger. We had enough when going to Hawaii they had everyone take off their shoes and put them on the scanner conveyor. That was a while ago. Happy to drive and sight see along the way since. No interest in foreign travel anymore. For that matter, I don't even want to visit a city.

GMoody's avatar

I retired this year because I wanted to be free to travel whenever and wherever we wanted. We recently made a list of places we’d like to go. None were abroad, none would require airline travel, but several were group bus tours that included a guide and people in our age group, no children or people under 50. We’re at an age I’d like to let someone else do the driving, planning and just tell me how much to pay!

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

I'd be up for a bus tour and letting someone else drive, but my wife probably couldn't do it. health and stamina and bad hearing. So do it while you can.

Right now I am just bicycleing and planning some solo camping, but having to pause everything until the high nineties and bad air from Canada wild fires goes away

GMoody's avatar

I’ve never done the camping thing. We kids pretended to camp near the pond at our grandparents house, but when it got dark we scrambled back to the house! Back in those days, kids could sleep on the porch with a box fan moving the air. I didn’t know what AC was like until I was in my teens when mom bought a place that had AC! I thought I would freeze to death.

KATHRYN MAGNONE's avatar

Yessssss, that mosquito trap would DEFINITELY work!!