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James Goodrich's avatar

On Wednesday Chuck Schumer let the Democrat strategy slip out on a hot mic, the only thing senate democrats will be passing in senate chambers is gas.

My Apologies!

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Absolutely No Apologies required JG!

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

The goal should be to reverse all legislation that stifles competition.

Handsome Pristine Patriot's avatar

WhoopWhoopWhoop...........Wisguy ain't ya. Ha!

Nicole Smith's avatar

I am laughing so hard at the mosquito trap, lol 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for another awesome Friday Funnies ❤️❤️

Sharon's avatar

I’m still laughing about the mosquito trap. I bet it works.

Ana González's avatar

I'm so allergic to mosquitoes that I'm willing to try it ‼️‼️

53rd Chapter's avatar

Been thinking lately how similar the disdain for Trump has been to the disdain for Reagan. Why hate freedom?

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

They hate accountability

53rd Chapter's avatar

No, they want us to be accountable to them.

Ana González's avatar

The Accountability for thee but not for me doctrine ‼️‼️

Ana González's avatar

For sure‼️‼️

Tom Daniel's avatar

Also for those not paying attention to history, Dwight Eisenhower's Secretary of State - John Foster Dulles - was a founder of the (globalist) Council on Foreign Relations - so of course he gets an International Airport named for him. Dulles once exclaimed that the "United Nations Charter Supersedes the United States Constitution." Dulles younger brother - Allen Dulles - ( also a CFR member), was the 2nd (deputy) Director of the CIA.

M.E.C.'s avatar

Explains a lot...thanks.

Alan Davis (FlyoverAlinCT)'s avatar

Allen Dulles was on the 7 member Warren Commission.

United promised to have 50% of their pilots be DEI. Hmmmmmm

Calling Ron White, answering the question

“How far do you think we can go on just one engine…”

Ron: “All the way to the scene of the crash”.

Ross Bausone's avatar

The flag brief at the end of today's funnies, says it all! Thank you Dr. M...

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Abc and nbc refused to broadcast Trump's prime time speech.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

No surprise there...

mike's avatar

I couldn't get past the mesmerized sheep without saying something. I love it. Brought a chuckle immediately. I remember a saying I read decades and decades ago, "Stand still little sheep and be shorn."

James Lord's avatar

I once cut open an avocado, and jumped back about 3 feet, in shock from what I saw inside. No, it wasn't Samuel L. Jackson, but rather Mr. T. "I pity the fool that uses me for guacamole."

I just reassembled the fruit as best I could, smuggled it back into the grocery store, and discreetly left it in the produce section where I found it.

Uncle Mikey's avatar

The sheep! 😂😂😂💯. Cats herding sheep. Watching tv. Oh well. Mine awoke at 4am when I was comparing Raven and Crow calls on my iPhone trying to find the birds.

Mike's avatar

The Mainstream Media's response to the Trump election security revelations were exactly as predicted. They don't report news - just regurgitate Democrat party talking points. The Democrat Party, The Deep State and the Mainstream Media are all the same people. That's why every media outlet spews the same exact talking points (which favor Democrat narratives) in every news cycle, using the exact same wording and phrasing. If these were independent media outlets searching for the next big news "scoop" and reporting independently, you would be able to tell one station's news broadcast from the others. Instead, they manufacture "consensus" by beating you down with the drumbeat of the same talking points on every single outlet. This of course, is easily explained by the CIA's Project Mockingbird.

Barbara Byrd's avatar

Haven't flown United since a return trip from Europe during COVID. The attitude of the pilot and majority of the crew on a flight that was already over an hour late was enough for us to avoid THAT woke virus! I recall sitting like a teachers pet upright in my lay flat seat for fear I might be targeted next for some unknown violation.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

I gave up flying anywhere after all the commercial airlines insisted that their pilots be injected with the experimental genetic injections. Keep in mind that the spike protein goes everywhere, including the lining of your blood vessels, creating a rough surface that should be smooth. Since there is no "off" switch for producing spike proteins, every pilot is at risk of a sudden cardiac event. Many are probably flying with subclinical myocarditis. It would not surprise me in the least, if Lindsay Graham's spontaneous dissection of his aorta was the result of having been injected with this poison.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Was wondering same about the Senator

Debra Nolasco's avatar

The other thing that the airlines did, was to discontinue the log that they kept for decades, of all of the pilot incapacitations, etc. They also lengthened the P-R interval of an EKG, so that what was formerly disqualifying, is now considered normal. If you go to Dr. Kevin Stillwagon's substack, you will find more about this in his earlier substack articles. You will find them in the archive section. You will probably need to go back to 2022/2023 to find them. Dr. Stillwagon is a retired airline captain & also a chiropractor.

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

What a farce!! We watched until CBS so rudely interupted Mr. Trump with their so called 'fact checks'. For an alternative, refreshing take go here:

https://coffeeandcovid.substack.com/p/trump-card-friday-july-17-2026-c?r=2bsdyo&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Jean's avatar

Thank you for this choice collection!

The "Hey Democrats -" and "We have investigated -" hit it out of the park!

Shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am ... thank heavens for "Eat real food!

Cats just herd kittens and their humans. Nice and orderly.

Started the day with the long ebola interview. Made a lot clearer. Well worth the watch. Appreciated.

Today here is a terror. Exhaust system fell apart. Shopped. Start my visiting tonight. Friday funnies for a reset are greatly appreciated!

KATHRYN MAGNONE's avatar

Yessssss, that mosquito trap would DEFINITELY work!!

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

I'm not much given to profanity, but yeah: F/U, United.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

The duplicity of progressives is boundless. After utilizing every means available to paint targets on the backs of federal agents, they howl like banshees when said agents respond accordingly. It is my opinion that those who encourage violence to agents in the performance of their duty be arrested and charged with nothing less than sedition, a crime progressives felt they could charge against Trump merely for opposing an obviously stolen election. Surely persons involved in obstructing/endangering federal agents do qualify to be so charged.