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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Another great group but,the preparing to zoom got me to LOL.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

Yes.

I recall watching Dr Jessica Rose last year on a podcast where her cat was meowing and walking over her lap as she talked . . . funny!

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Me too. I hate those.. and I missed my telemedicine call.. won't do it again..rofl. poor kitty

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Just think of it as a larger banana

Mary Sholl's avatar

Me. Too. Hilarious 🤣

Bianca Kennedy's avatar

Me too! Says a woman with 4 feline family members! : )

James Goodrich's avatar

The Marxist Theory

If you want to get rid of the American Constitution with its Bill of Rights you have to first demonize white Americans and 2nd flood blue state major cities with non English speaking, non white illegal aliens.

Who wrote the Declaration of Independence, who wrote the Constitution and the Bill of Rights? White men. When millions of 3rd world illegal immigrants flood into cities do they understand the importance of these documents and the connection they have to America? No. One thing I’m sure of they know where the checks come from, you can bet on that.

When we look back at the Biden/Obama presidency, Biden’s biggest accomplishment, the thing that will go down in history books, was him bringing 15 million illegal aliens into America, most of them put into major blue cities, in blocks, so they will not assimilate. If these people that have been placed into these cities do not learn the common language, there will be no common community, without a common community there will be fractures in the community and constant conflict.

In Lewiston Maine they had a vote for city council. Dozens of non speaking Somalis showed up. There was a Democrat operative translator there basically telling these non English speaking people who to vote for. It was so discriminatory against white native American citizens, the non English speaking Somalis got 6 minutes to speak while the American citizen only got 3 minutes to speak. It was very obvious, as the non native people spoke that the interpreter kept repeating the names of the 2 Somali candidates, they were being told who to vote for. The 2 Somali candidates were swept into office.

This is the perfect example of in your face Democrat replacement theory, and honestly a perfect reason why these sanctuary states are fighting so hard to protect these illegal aliens. It’s all about power, control and the subjugation of the American citizen. Anyone that spoke out was called a racist, of coarse.

You add to that the billions of stolen tax payer dollars flooding into these states by the same fraudulent Somali child daycare and medical companies and you have governors like Janet Mills and Tampon Tim calling for insurrection. It’s truly the democrats new confederacy.

One thing for sure no country can survive hundreds of billions of dollars each year being stolen. Suitcases of cash being taken out of America through our airports. Money taken from deserving Americans that need help, Medicaid money, the American poor. Stealing from American families and American kids in need. Stealing from our veterans. Even a country as great as America cannot sustain this blatant treason and theft. Don’t get me wrong I disputed Biden’s attorney general but in today’s traitor filled America we need a Republican attorney general like handcuffs and shackles, Merrick Garland. J.Goodrich

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Worse, they had the census include those 15 million invaders so that they could create more house seats where tax payer funded NGOs located them..including former blue northern states where loading the blue controlled cities with these vermin, many allowed to vote, turned those states blue in 24.

53rd Chapter's avatar

And the Babylon Bee's take that ICE crackdowns will make the illegal immigrants afraid to vote is, unfortunately, not a joke.

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

Fortunately, actually.

53rd Chapter's avatar

Reality on the one hand and reality on the other...

Dr. James Phelps's avatar

It's really unfortunate that the Constitution Article I, sec 9, part 4 states that the census must be taken every 10 years and include "the whole number of free persons." The 14th Amendment changed the wording to read "whole number of people." So, the census, which apportions numbers of Representatives awarded to each State counts everyone, legal, illegal, citizen, non-citizen that may be residing therein. So, until a new Amendment is passed narrowing the census to just citizens all those illegals still count.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Thought they had not done so until 2020.

mike's avatar

I found the reality of the Obama years to be so over-the-top opposite of what that administration was putting out in their communications. I couldn't wrap my head around how obvious it was of what they were up to. They were completely defining the US population into so many labeled factions in order to cause chaos. Gee whillickers that supremely organized diatribe has its effect. Sinister.

Tom Doniphon's avatar

And rest assured, if the democrats ever take the presidency again; they'll open the borders and let in another 15 million illegals. The SAVE act may give us at least some protection of our vote...

Gail Benton's avatar

It's a one party government.

One "side" creates the problem, the "other side" makes it worse for Americans.

People don't see that, and they talk about the younger generation?

Chriss Hammerschmidt's avatar

and no taxpayer is allowed to vote for the redistribution of our dollars.

Travis Ogle's avatar

You’re right, James. Failure to communicate by a common language, in this case, English, is a recipe for a country crumbling before our eyes. Though rarely mentioned, it’s also a safety factor for those speaking a language foreign to English, when they need emergency care without a translator present.

Sandy's avatar

Oh my gosh, your Farmhand Barbie was so much more accurate than the actual Farmer Barbie. Right down to the broken fencing!😂

David Poe's avatar

Hopefully, Harmeet Dhillon will counterbalance some of the Virginia madness.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I ONLY WISH.. it will take more than that.. if any of that is actually implemented.. I think they are trying to hit the Tyson's area and of course Loudoun. the taxes are stiff. That is not why I want to move. just the thought of all my neighbors.. voting for SPAMBERGER. we try. Katie Gorka is the FFX chair we are just outnumbered that like Robert noted.. the shutdown allowed the "GOVT swamp to vote" and most of them here or in Mclean or Tysons..well nothing will be solved me today .. sigh :) going to get some coffee and watch that horse again.

John Guy's avatar

Spanberger's background check had been completed, she joined the CIA as a case officer, working to find, recruit, and build relationships with foreign nationals who could have had information of value to the U.S. government - an American politician and former intelligence officer.

D D's avatar

I know this weather is bad for your part of the country; Mn. is the coldest since 2019 -20 with wind makes it -45. No wonder people would tie themselves to ropes when going to the barn in snowstorms and other such survival tactics. People better buckle up.

I laughed so hard at quite a few, cat too!

Minn. is making it on the news for all the wrong reasons and most people still don't get the danger on all fronts. Comfort food today!!!

SR Miller's avatar

Until I’d moved to Montana, the coldest I’d ever experienced was -6°F in Reston in ‘71/‘72 (?); I would’a been a freshman and while it wasn’t on the coldest day there was a nice sledding hill within a mile of the row house we were renting. At the bottom of the hill was a small, but large enough, stream in to which I found myself in when I didn’t quite stop in time. By the time I’d made it home my cloths were frozen stiff. Chalked it up as a life lesson - when you know you need to stop or turn aside, sooner is better than too late.

The coldest? — first winter in Montana, 88/89, end of January, -30°F and lower, -70 and worse with the wind chill; so cold that the blended diesel in both the truck and sedan fully gelled. I suppose this is where I insert the requisite "good times!," but while I know I’m in danger of having my Montana card revoked but deep cold gives me the willies. 🥶

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

hmmm. -24°F here in Elk River, Mn this morning,

Didn't bother my wife. . . she took off for a doctor appt an hour ago, checked the chickens first-- two frozen eggs.

Dr. James Phelps's avatar

I particularly find the Zoom meeting preparation accurate.

That joke about chickens and the KFC fryer is really funny.

Since I've still got my pajamas on, under a fluorescent yellow hoodie, and slippers, I'm heading out to Walmart to grab the last cans of Tuna and a new manual can opener....

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Good luck. Don't make those can openers like they used to.

Jean's avatar

The worse is I'm finding most of the cans have been poorly handled and my manual opener doesn't get the lids viably open.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

well you can use a beer can opener -- multiple jabs all around!

Jean's avatar

Thanks of the tip! Will need to look for one. Used to have an old one that pierced in and you went around from there, but I can't find it.

weedom1's avatar

Yaaa, feeling bad for the cattle this week.

If you get Genova yellowfin, check out the recall.

Big E's avatar

Stay warm, Malones and critters. You have a double-whammy in VA now, with Spamlady and Coldmageddon.

But, we hope you find comparative comfort with videos from Kamchatka Peninsula in Russia:

- Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEX_O6wLE6A

- Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3K9hLPKDQg

- Longer and MUCH more dramatic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJaWBPkX8A

Always wonder whether geoengineering is involved when massive weather weirdness like this occurs worldwide. Not a conspiracy theorist by the way.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Good grief.. russia looked horrible.. why do all the "commie" soviet style countries have those super ugly cement buildings? I noticed that in other places..I actually have seen "LAKE EFFECT snow that heavy in Rochester in the mid 90s and saw ice flshing on a lake for the first time.. I don't think it is geoengineering.. the amount of weather control we can do is minimal. I have studied it for years as a marine biologist and weather girls wanna be... ) LOL that wind wasn't real though was it?

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

Kamchatka. Don't they make a vodka?

Yeah, I thought about geoengineering, too.

James Lord's avatar

With a light touch, and in ways mostly unspoken, my grandparents, gone but not forgotten, instilled in me a discomfort with debt. The lesson learned has spared me from greater pain.

When the COVID tyranny was at its zenith, I could've and did walk away. I reflect back on younger coworkers, some with mortgages, car payments, small children, and plans for more. They were caught up over a barrel for the sin of being born in the 90s. I think about what was forced upon them, and I seethe.

Ross Bausone's avatar

Love the horse act video! Stupendous training I'm certain.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

I will second that.

awesome!

Meemanator's avatar

I get that Virginia is going to go down rapidly now but it's so classic that the liberal whiners picked a blonde white woman over a smart black woman. I didn't hear any racist calls on that.

Here in North Georgia we are prepping. Loss of power is a thing here. Back in January 2000 we lost power for three days. We were prepared and could still cook on a gas stove and heat with gas fireplaces but I learned the first day that in the winter you better start cooking dinner early or you will be cooking by candlelight.

See you guys on the other side - Icemageddon 2026 We Will Survive!

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

So true about Winsome's loss.

Laura Irwin's avatar

I love the weather forecast map, so true.

Karen Baetz's avatar

I'm stealing the Zoom/cat!!

SR Miller's avatar

I just borrowed and passed it on

Tony's avatar

The whining has started here at North Canadian Red Angus as well. With 15 locations and their various water sources it is a challenge. We are praying that the electric does not go and that the east/west roads do not drift shut. I’m getting too old for this much excitement.

gi whiz's avatar

Wow! A banana symbolizes all that really bad stuff.... I'm going to the grocery store right now to get me a bunch.

Big E's avatar

You know what's super delicious? Peel some ripe bananas and freeze them. When you're ready for a yummy dessert with no added sugar, remove a banana from the freezer, slice and eat. Wow, it's sooooo good!

Turfseer's avatar

We Brought COVID-19 In for Questioning, Dragged into the interrogation room, the pandemic’s star suspect refuses to crack—someone else already wrote his alibi. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/we-brought-covid-19-in-for-questioning

Sonia Nordenson's avatar

That was really good.

Turfseer's avatar

Thanks. If you haven't seen it alreafy, try this one: The Epistle of St. Gates to the Covidians (translated from the Original Techno-Aramaic) https://turfseer.substack.com/p/the-epistle-of-st-gates-to-the-covidians

Handsome Pristine Patriot's avatar

Good ones today, but, the one about debt is wrong.

The heaviest chains are the chains of welfare that ensnare entire generations of families.

On another note, though, it looks as if it will be just another normal below zero F weekend up here in North Maine.

The bad part is that I expect my son in the power industry will be traveling south to help with the utility clean up.

Give those boys and girls a thumbs up when you see them.