52.7% of Haitian households on welfare. The optimal number - the only acceptable number - is 0%. Immigration should be additive to the nation - what are you, the immigrant, adding to our nation? It cannot and must not be about what you take from us.
Every potential immigrant should be told they will not get any welfare and they will pay taxes. The must contribute or else they cannot come in. Period.
If they come in legally, you know, not criminally, I’m all-in for supporting them for say, 8 weeks or so. If it was up to me, I’d get the big guns of government to make a plan that we would ALWAYS utilize for immigration.
Something along the lines of, we have these little apts. here and there— maybe 50-100 units. If we let you in, you can stay at the bare bones place for 8 weeks, and we have a commissary / small grocery for your basic needs. You MUST attend languages classes, and you MUST work in the commissary or on the apt. grounds or something like that, beginning on your 3rd day here. If you don’t carry your load, BYE, Felicia. If you don’t attend languages classes, also BYE, Felicia.
That seems a whole lot cheaper and better thought out than the willy-nilly, “Oh, when you get here, go wherever and you can have all the government benefits forever, though we call it temporary. We have zero expectations of you and will support you monetarily no matter what.”
<<On average, each Middle Eastern refugee resettled in the United States costs an estimated $64,370 in the first five years, or $257,481 per household.>>
Heard ad nauseam that immigrants built this nation- yes & no. The ‘Ellis Island’ immigrants took what the Puritans started & built the greatest nation ever, all w/o government subsidies. And what is the legacy of the TPS/El Paso immigrants? A better EBT machine. Maybe they are not responsible for it, but they are the occasion for it.
Amazing, the democrats will do anything, even open the border allowing 20 million unvetted mostly 3rd world people into America to hold onto power, to hell with America. By doing this they completely devalue American citizenship. As far as I’m concerned we owe these people nothing. They never contributed a dime in taxes, they haven’t sacrificed a drop of blood to keep this country free and they haven’t built a dam thing here. It’s all about creating a dependent class of dependable demacrat voters on the taxpayers dime.
It is illegal for the U.S. military to enlist someone with an IQ lower than 83 as they have found over 100 years of IQ testing that the can’t perform any MOS without requiring duplication of effort to declusterize what they couldn’t get right the first time. In other words, there is nothing productive they can do.
Check out a safe tap water map of the world. Then an IQ map of the world. Haiti doesn’t have a functional sewage treatment system even in the capital - it goes right into the ditch in Port au Potty despite the best efforts of the Clintons.
We’re importing parasites - which aren’t supposed to kill the host unless someone/thing wants the host dead and the maggots to feast.
Friday Funnies = Start Your Weekend! Oh my! This was such a funny group today! 😄 funny and 😢funny. Impossible to pick my favorite, but the “Planning” sign that reminded me of the “Learing Center” sure had me laughing. Enjoy your weekend, everyone! And thanks again for your efforts, Drs Malone, to inject some humor into our lives!
Great strip. I think crocagators in the reflecting pool is a great idea. Reflect on this!
Coca Cola! Banning paper bags and switching to plastic to save the world. = Same thinking as paper straws wrapped in plastic as opposed to plastic straw wrapped in paper.
"Choosing between my license and your life" sums up what we have learned since Covid and made us look closely at the whole medical system since the start of the 20th century.
There were a lot of good Friday Funnies today...The Hippocratic oath Do No harm with the addition - only if it is profitable..... rang a bell with me. Do others ever wonder why America has dropped scholastically, mentally, physically and spiritually in the last 75 years? I attribute it to brain damage from the chemicals which people have ingested or have injected into their bodies from toxic food, alcohol, drugs, vaccines, etc. The bloodstream was designed to carry NUTRIENTS to NOURISH the organs, glands and cells in the body to provide health and energy....NOT CHEMICALS or other elements which would harm them.
The funny bone was quite tickled today with the young guy Poop picture forever stuck in my brain! Reminded me of my youngest son's soggy diapers. Lordy Lord, fond memories!!
So many truths put on display here, and a Big one is "A lie is a lie". Just can't spin it any other way.
Love, love loved all of these!! Lived experience...I've been taking my very sweet-lovie elderly liberal to her Dr. appts recently. When I ask about the amount of Extra Strength Tylenol she is taking "It is the best medicine we have in this situation." I've heard the same words from at least 3 health care professionals. Actually, her Dr.'s overall seem very good, but the "party line" is hard to stomach because it makes me not trust them. But we live in different realities. They think USA citizens were mean to the Fifa visitors. The lack of interest in our 250 anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is difficult as well. I needed the funnies this morning, and they did not disappoint. thank you , have a good day all, I will comeback later and read the comments which I enjoy as much as the funnies>
For those who think the Democratic Party has no leader....
This image may seem hyperbolic, but it really is not. For those who've not seen this photo of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild, it tells a story of its own. She has been the host of the "spirit-cooking" dinners with invitees including the Podestas and the Hollywood glitterati. He, well, we know who he was right?
Oh! I recently had lunch with one of my grandsons. He is a brainiac and we have always hsd great philosophical conversations. The topic was pollution. I told him that when plastic bags were first introduced in grocery stores the mantra was - "Save a tree, use plastic". He nodded like he was connecting some dots.
52.7% of Haitian households on welfare. The optimal number - the only acceptable number - is 0%. Immigration should be additive to the nation - what are you, the immigrant, adding to our nation? It cannot and must not be about what you take from us.
Every potential immigrant should be told they will not get any welfare and they will pay taxes. The must contribute or else they cannot come in. Period.
If they come in legally, you know, not criminally, I’m all-in for supporting them for say, 8 weeks or so. If it was up to me, I’d get the big guns of government to make a plan that we would ALWAYS utilize for immigration.
Something along the lines of, we have these little apts. here and there— maybe 50-100 units. If we let you in, you can stay at the bare bones place for 8 weeks, and we have a commissary / small grocery for your basic needs. You MUST attend languages classes, and you MUST work in the commissary or on the apt. grounds or something like that, beginning on your 3rd day here. If you don’t carry your load, BYE, Felicia. If you don’t attend languages classes, also BYE, Felicia.
That seems a whole lot cheaper and better thought out than the willy-nilly, “Oh, when you get here, go wherever and you can have all the government benefits forever, though we call it temporary. We have zero expectations of you and will support you monetarily no matter what.”
<<On average, each Middle Eastern refugee resettled in the United States costs an estimated $64,370 in the first five years, or $257,481 per household.>>
https://cis.org/Report/High-Cost-Resettling-Middle-Eastern-Refugees
PS: This article is from 2015.
Thanx for the link
Agreed, and expectations of reasonable productivity should apply to everyone, including citizens. No work, no welfare.
Heard ad nauseam that immigrants built this nation- yes & no. The ‘Ellis Island’ immigrants took what the Puritans started & built the greatest nation ever, all w/o government subsidies. And what is the legacy of the TPS/El Paso immigrants? A better EBT machine. Maybe they are not responsible for it, but they are the occasion for it.
Great Friday Funnies once again ‼️
Amazing, the democrats will do anything, even open the border allowing 20 million unvetted mostly 3rd world people into America to hold onto power, to hell with America. By doing this they completely devalue American citizenship. As far as I’m concerned we owe these people nothing. They never contributed a dime in taxes, they haven’t sacrificed a drop of blood to keep this country free and they haven’t built a dam thing here. It’s all about creating a dependent class of dependable demacrat voters on the taxpayers dime.
Also not willing to risk a drop of blood to fix their own damn countries.
Great Mixture, Docs!
It is illegal for the U.S. military to enlist someone with an IQ lower than 83 as they have found over 100 years of IQ testing that the can’t perform any MOS without requiring duplication of effort to declusterize what they couldn’t get right the first time. In other words, there is nothing productive they can do.
Check out a safe tap water map of the world. Then an IQ map of the world. Haiti doesn’t have a functional sewage treatment system even in the capital - it goes right into the ditch in Port au Potty despite the best efforts of the Clintons.
We’re importing parasites - which aren’t supposed to kill the host unless someone/thing wants the host dead and the maggots to feast.
Another cool crop but I favor the locked cemetery gate impeding dem elections
It took me a heartbeat to get that one, when I did 😂😂
Friday Funnies = Start Your Weekend! Oh my! This was such a funny group today! 😄 funny and 😢funny. Impossible to pick my favorite, but the “Planning” sign that reminded me of the “Learing Center” sure had me laughing. Enjoy your weekend, everyone! And thanks again for your efforts, Drs Malone, to inject some humor into our lives!
"But let’s be honest, the liberal media making a BFD over a few dead ducks has got to be one of the funniest news stories yet."
MSM outrage on the Biden admin culling 166 million birds on farms in the US: zero.
https://merylnass.substack.com/p/whats-up-with-bird-flu?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=746368&post_id=163525565&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=1gnmra&triedRedirect=true
Oh my… you 2 are the best! I get the sarcasm but I also laugh and laugh! Thank you for sharing the truth in an absolutely hilarious way!
Great strip. I think crocagators in the reflecting pool is a great idea. Reflect on this!
Coca Cola! Banning paper bags and switching to plastic to save the world. = Same thinking as paper straws wrapped in plastic as opposed to plastic straw wrapped in paper.
"Choosing between my license and your life" sums up what we have learned since Covid and made us look closely at the whole medical system since the start of the 20th century.
There were a lot of good Friday Funnies today...The Hippocratic oath Do No harm with the addition - only if it is profitable..... rang a bell with me. Do others ever wonder why America has dropped scholastically, mentally, physically and spiritually in the last 75 years? I attribute it to brain damage from the chemicals which people have ingested or have injected into their bodies from toxic food, alcohol, drugs, vaccines, etc. The bloodstream was designed to carry NUTRIENTS to NOURISH the organs, glands and cells in the body to provide health and energy....NOT CHEMICALS or other elements which would harm them.
The funny bone was quite tickled today with the young guy Poop picture forever stuck in my brain! Reminded me of my youngest son's soggy diapers. Lordy Lord, fond memories!!
So many truths put on display here, and a Big one is "A lie is a lie". Just can't spin it any other way.
Love, love loved all of these!! Lived experience...I've been taking my very sweet-lovie elderly liberal to her Dr. appts recently. When I ask about the amount of Extra Strength Tylenol she is taking "It is the best medicine we have in this situation." I've heard the same words from at least 3 health care professionals. Actually, her Dr.'s overall seem very good, but the "party line" is hard to stomach because it makes me not trust them. But we live in different realities. They think USA citizens were mean to the Fifa visitors. The lack of interest in our 250 anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is difficult as well. I needed the funnies this morning, and they did not disappoint. thank you , have a good day all, I will comeback later and read the comments which I enjoy as much as the funnies>
Loved the cocaine coke one. They are all good today
For those who think the Democratic Party has no leader....
This image may seem hyperbolic, but it really is not. For those who've not seen this photo of Marina Abramovic and Jacob Rothschild, it tells a story of its own. She has been the host of the "spirit-cooking" dinners with invitees including the Podestas and the Hollywood glitterati. He, well, we know who he was right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g0s56u/marina_abramović_poses_with_jacob_rothschild_in/
yup.
Always hitting the nail on the head with your witty memes and comments. Superb story/truth telling. !!
Oh! I recently had lunch with one of my grandsons. He is a brainiac and we have always hsd great philosophical conversations. The topic was pollution. I told him that when plastic bags were first introduced in grocery stores the mantra was - "Save a tree, use plastic". He nodded like he was connecting some dots.
Seinfeld funny is hilarious. I want to turn back the clock where life was simpler.