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James Goodrich's avatar

It was just 2 1/2 months ago, March 4th, President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress.

A couple days ago the Biden family announced that Joe has been suffering from prostate cancer and the cancer has spread into his bones. I have a very personal memory of this, my father had the same disease process happen to him, it’s a painful horrible death. Honestly I don’t even like to mention my honorable father in the same breath as Joe Biden. Although I don’t wish this on any one, after what Joe did to his daughter, his son, Tara Reed, the soldiers and people in Afghanistan, forcing experimental chemicals into the arms of unwilling Americans, the censoring of Americans, opening our border, allowing the war in Ukraine and spending hundreds of billions of tax dollars killing and destroying, imprisoning political opponents, setting U.S. policy based on what foreign countries paid him and his family, it’s hard for me to find sympathy for the man.

While Joe was getting treatments for his cancer and sleeping on the beach in Rehoboth Delaware, I’d love to know who the hell was making these decisions? Who was using the auto pen signing off on these disastrous policies? God knows it wasn’t Joe! But let that go.

Now the democrats want all of us to look past Joes unthinkable crimes. It’s hard for me to forgive and forget. These same democrats that want us to role out the sympathy and forgiveness carpet for this traitor pedophile alleged rapist, butcher, overlooking all of his crimes and horrendous policies that caused all of this death, heartache, suffering and destruction, sat on their hands when President Trump introduced 13 year old DJ Daniel at the address to congress just 2 1/2 months ago. This poor innocent boy has been suffering from brain cancer. He’s been through multiple brain surgeries, and these same democrats showed no sympathy for this little boy and no support for his family. You see with communists its all about cold hard politics and their hatred of people that have a different political view. It’s all about their absolutism and zero tolerance even though they are the political minority. It’s that they are incapable of living in a free society. It’s all about power and money, their mask has long been removed. Politics, race and gender, Marxism, dividing people into groups is their weapon. They have a complete lack of kindness, sympathy or compassion for anyone who opposes them politically but now expect it from us. They are ruthless and shameless hypocrites and those who go along with them and refuse to see it are cut from the same cloth.

As evil and horrible of a man Joe is, I do have sympathy for him and what I know he will go through. I have sympathy for what I believe my faith tells me waits for him on the other side of this life. I know the suffering he is in for, I have witnessed what this disease, bone cancer, does to a person. J.Goodrich

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

You are so right about everything, James, & I share your sentiments. This is a man who had no problems stealing an election & immediately proceeding to ruin our country in every conceivable way. I honestly could not care less about what happens to him. On top of everything else you mentioned, his administration seriously neglected the residents of western NC following Hurricane Helene who spent months, in the coldest months of the year, in tents. Most still do not have homes.

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

I also have a clear memory of how Biden kept looking at his watch, when the caskets carrying the victims from his disastrous pull-out from Afghanistan, were removed from the plane. His disrespect for those service members was more than evident.

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Teresa Parmenter's avatar

His entire fake residency was nothing short of disastrous for all. I have no sympathy whatsoever for that demon.

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Brandy's avatar

and Michelle's 'school lunch' program is a joke .All of the food is processed and prepackaged-that's not healthy food.

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

She did start an organic garden at the White House and it disappeared. I think her handlers didn’t like what she was doing to encourage healthy eating.

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Jennifer Beebe's avatar

💯‼️💯‼️

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Sad but true commentary. One report says it was Obama's agents who managed Joe and had the auto pen humming. The energy drink video says a lot about the American addiction to excess caffeine that contributes to many of the health issues out there.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

And as it said, most soft drinks have more sugar. That was fine for kids when we spent the entire day outside playing. We burned off those calories. Not so today.

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Brandy's avatar

It probably wasn't fine, but it was a treat, not regular consumption. I can't believe the little kids I see playing on sports teams and drinking big bottles of 'sports drinks' instead of water. Then they play for 2 hours and someone has to supply snacks. When did it become the norm that kids couldn't go 4 hours without food? Eating should actually be a small part of your day, not the main focus.

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Yea! The Coke came in 6 oz bottles after WwII. Now they buy a liter! Also, the concentrate has many more ingredients! They don’t have to tell you what they are.

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

I was 12 years old and hung out in the neighborhood with my friends, and the challenge was to drink a Coke and take an aspirin! How primitive!

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Actually Dr Braun, the energy drink commercial says a lot about the American addiction to image and shallow advertising gimmicks that appeal to our ego irrespective of the impact on our health and wellbeing! Who among us hasn’t been parted from our hard earned money by whiz bang products that promise the impossible.

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Lack of info on packaging is so lethal. Husband (trying so hard) brought home 'wild sourced', from Vietnam, Private Selection brand Ahi tuna yesterday. We don't eat very much tuna because of the mercury content but in addition, they are adding non declared or innocent looking ingredients deceiving consumers into paying for lower quality fish at higher prices. Here's the rundown on that:

"Up to 60 percent of yellowfin tuna steaks exported from Vietnam undergo a process through which they are injected with a saline solution and then bathed in a mixture of beet juice, paprika, and additives like sodium ascorbate and ascorbic acid. After this, they are treated with carbon monoxide or a tasteless, or clear, smoke. The process vastly improves the coloration of lower-grade tuna and gives the product an added water weight that can increase its value by 15 to 20 percent, the executives said.

“More and more, it's becoming common practice, specifically for companies using lower-grade raw material like purse-seine tuna,” Sea Delight President Cesar Bencosme told SeafoodSource. “As far as we’re aware, none of these ingredients are illegal to use; you just need to declare it on the label. That’s not really being done.

Here's the link for those wanting further info:

https://www.seafoodsource.com/news/food-safety-health/outcry-grows-over-questionable-vitamin-tuna-treatment-process

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Re the autopen. Maybe they added some AI, loaded the communist manifesto and let er rip.

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Spot on, James.

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Big E's avatar

James, your commentary never disappoints. You have the wisdom of the ages and the ability to share it eloquently.

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James Goodrich's avatar

Thank You Big E!!!

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Coachella Chica's avatar

I only take issue with the one line at the end of your second paragraph. “But let that go.” For the sake of this country, we must not do that. That is what has gotten us here. Decades and decades of that has gotten us here. May God grant us the ability to dig ourselves out from the large deep canyon we have allowed ourselves to become engulfed within. Amen

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Patricia's avatar

Truth on so many levels, & the previous regime that caused so much pain, havoc & violence against millions of American people, & now, as you mention, Joe Biden has prostate cancer. I don’t know if I feel any sympathy for him, & I don’t wish cancer on anyone. I do believe the coverup from the people in the White house, those close to Joe, & now the added investigation into the AutoPen being used by “someone” close to Joe- or within the circle of people surrounding Joe, will once again be more long & tedious investigations. I just wait for the day when our lives can be normal again??? Yeah, right; that will take years of waiting to see where investigations into the Biden Regime are completed, & I pray that all involved, will be indicted & found guilty of crimes against humanity, & hope the charges will be many! Have a great Memorial Day weekend everyone. May God Bless All...

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

My brother died of prostate cancer that had spread to his bladder , he also had diabetes which he was diagnosed with a couple of years ago and Alzheimer’s. He had the vax and boosters. He died in January. My brother in law just passed away with prostate cancer that had spread to his spine. He also was diagnosed with diabetes a couple of years ago. He was vaxed and boosted.

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D D's avatar

So sorry for your losses, how hard to watch and have to have the association of the vax.

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James Goodrich's avatar

So sorry Melanie, I lost both my parents to cancer very young. My sister got vaxed and boosted and developed small cell lymphoma. Ended up getting lung cancer and having a piece of her lung removed. She got cancer in a very tough place and had 3 operations each time cutting more and more out. She’s at the point of giving up on continued operations. She’s very smart and has worked her way up to a top payroll position in a very profitable company that makes woman’s health equipment. I have told her no more shots and she agrees. I used to send her info from time to time but she’s since been through so much I stopped. Things seem to be in remission hopefully now, but she has something that doesn’t go away. One day hopefully a long long time from now it could return.

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

Cancer is a terrible disease. The Rockefeller foundation owns chemo treatment. So no cure in the USA. It is a big moneymaker.

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James Goodrich's avatar

It’s seems the Covid experiment messes with the immune system so it can’t fight off what it normally could keep at bay, as we all have learned here. I just had to get a new PCP, mine had retired at 53. I’m getting a nagging hernia repaired and I had to get a new PCP. I had to get pre surgery tests and bloodwork done 2 days ago, the first time I met this guy. He comes in the room with the blue mask and a plastic face shield and I thought oh God here we go…. I decided to tell him what I thought of his mask, that I was unvaxed, and how I feel about forcing people to take experimental chemicals by force. I could go on, he was pro vax and said some very ridiculous things. I told him the world’s death rate stayed even over the Covid “pandemic” and oddly no one contracted or died from the flu. No one. He said that’s because people wore masks and stayed home. I said that made things worse. Masks do nothing didn’t you read the McCarthy study on masks. They gave people a false sense of security and it’s probably the reason people got sick. So from behind his mask and face shield I could sense his aggravation with me. I just need him to get through this surgery and I’m going to have to find a PCP with some common sense. That’s not an easy task in Marxachusetts.

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Jennifer Beebe's avatar

Ugh on this CLUELESS doc! I pray your surgery goes well and then please move on to someone who has some common sense and is in the real world. I’m sure that won’t be an easy task, but a must! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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James Goodrich's avatar

That’s my new primary car doc, my surgeon is the best. My wife worked with him for years. I’ve sent people to him. I lift things all day long so I hope it doesn’t reoccur. This guy is the best. My wife’s good friend is an OR nurse at the hospital so she picked anesthesiologist RN Scrub. Really looking forward to fixing this, it bothers me badly.

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

You can’t change anyone who is hypnotized. Good luck on your surgery.

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James Goodrich's avatar

I will after I get through this surgery if I can find someone. Without a primary bc&bs makes you pay out of pocket, which I got stuck with a couple of times…

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D A KESTER's avatar

Good luck! Never give up!

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D D's avatar

All I can say James, is DAMN! Stay calm and focused and surround yourself and the doctor with Love and Light. Go into this with as much serenity as you can, you are surrounded with Love.

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Sad commentary on how disengaged our medical profession is from fixing the health issues that originate from our dysfunctional food system!

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Jennifer Beebe's avatar

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Jennifer Beebe's avatar

So sad that your dear Dad had to suffer with this horrible disease James! Your comments on Biden are spot on! We can never ever forget what these evil people did to our country- Biden, his family, DemonRATS and the media! They are all complicit and must be held accountable! I just thank God every day that we have a President Trump and this huge scandal is being exposed! Shame shame shame on them all! 🤬🤯👿

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California Girl's avatar

It's hard not to think "good riddance".

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CMCM's avatar
May 24Edited

No forgetting and no forgiving. Biden and the people around him are evil and ruthless and had zero concern for anyone or anything other than themselves and what they wanted to achieve. They deserve nothing but contempt and disgust from us. As for Biden himself, he has a nasty, lying, conniving, disgusting history and I've watched him with revulsion for his entire 50 years in government. He never did a single worthwhile thing, and he was there only to enrich himself at taxpayer expense. I'm not even sorry to say it: I can't drum up any sympathy at all for what he will likely suffer. I would say this is his "just deserts". He's getting his Karma, not that he will actually realize it at this point. The question is, will Obama ever get what he deserves?

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4Freedom's avatar

No forgiving or forgetting from me. No sympathy, either. My brother died because Biden’s lies terrorized him into getting the C-19 jabs. So. Never, not ever will I forget or forgive.

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Karen Hensley's avatar

I’m so sorry about your dad! Biden, however, nope, nada, nothing.

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Robert Shannon's avatar

Klein and his wife, both close associates of this country's biggest racist, BHS, his third teen trying to destroy America.

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

My Dr asks if I want one but doesn’t push me. He is more natural oriented.

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SR Miller's avatar

And there it is, the inspiration for the movie, "Idiocracy." Would Fyodor be pleased?

Has anyone (else) ever pondered the possibility that your typical democrat is just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?

Let’s not forget the inspiration(s) behind our taking time off this weekend - Memorial Day (weekend)

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Brent deMoville's avatar

Nice “quote” but Dostoevsky never said it.

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SR Miller's avatar

Oh yeah⁉️; well, I’ve got 17 likes to your 1 — needer needer needer 🤣

I quick survey of the interwebs verifies the veracity of your reproach (however, personally, just between you&I, you hurt my feelings 😖).

Fer sure, this should’a been brought before the messenger, not this lowly peruser of prose. Now, since you’ve foisted this fraudulent fiction of fact, and in so doing abased my beleaguered sense of well being, you should take your nit up with they or thou who, perhaps intentionally, caused this rift amongst us gathered here.

Ohhh Bobby, someone wants to have a talk with you.

Btw, passed on your concerns about being mis-attributed to FyodorD over SMS (Android user, whod’a thunk) and he said he in turn read it in a quote from GWashington. In closing , he reminded me about what ALincoln preached: "just because it’s on the interwebs, doesn’t mean it’s true." {sigh}

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Brent deMoville's avatar

Ha Ha. I love your sense of humor and if the S stands for Sid, you always have my vote.

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Jackelyn S Myers's avatar

Everything you tolerate, you’ll get more of.

This was very apparent when I was raising my children.

It is happening every day in our crime-ridden communities.

We must stop tolerating corruption in our government.

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John Bates's avatar

Re: Obama as the puppet master. I believe the three folks mentioned - and others, such as Susan Rice - gave the orders in the Biden WH. But I do not believe Obama was the ultimate boss. Why? Because he was not the boss during his own presidency. He was, and continues to be, a community organizer with charisma. He was, and continues to be, an intellectual lightweight who hates America and will go along with anything that weakens her. Our real enemies - Soros, Gates, the WEF - are the bosses who gave the orders either directly to Biden's consiglieres or through Obama to them.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Agree wholeheartedly. He is a poster child for mediocrity.

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CMCM's avatar

Good points. I always found it odd how Obama seemingly came out of nowhere to be the Dem candidate. He could give a forceful speech that impressed people who didn't think too deeply about what he was saying, but if you sit back and analyze what he said, he was not actually very impressive in terms of content. His background seemed hidden...where were the other students he was at university with, things like that? It's almost like no one even knew him in his younger years. Now he looks extremely angry, probably as he watches what he did get negated.

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Toni Headen's avatar

I’m a 69 yo retired RN and my husband is an 81 yo retired welder and I remember when Biden started running for office before the 2020 election…. How could Jill Biden actually love her husband and allow (or force) him to go through with this! I could never in any conceivable circumstance imagine forcing my husband to physically and mentally deteriorate in front of the world stage making him a laughing stock and ruining any good works (if there were any🤷🏻‍♀️) that he may have accomplished during his “too”long tenure in “public service”. Time and time again power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. If only they realized that only God has absolute power 🙏🏻

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Big E's avatar

Jill Biden is an abuser of the worst order. Did President Autopen pardon her? If not, off to the pen with her for elder abuse and treason.

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Marago's avatar

Toni, I have so often pondered the same thoughts that you share here. Inconceivable to me!

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Jennifer Beebe's avatar

Perfectly said! 💯‼️

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Jane Tracy's avatar

I like how you equate Biden and Daniel. I was appalled by the lack of concern/sympathy/empathy for that young boy by the Democrats that night. He is just a boy, who is trying to survive and indulge in his dream, which he most likely will never achieve 😔

Unlike Joe Biden, who deliberately hurt and failed this nation! I am a RN, who has seen many suffer from end stage cancer and still have empathy for each and everyone of them. I don’t wish him ill but as the saying goes….Karma is a Bitch….

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Now that I’m through chortling, Drs Malone, I can thank you for this great selection of Friday Funnies. I had just picked up my phone to check the weather when your post came through. Of course I had to sit back down and open it. Loved the video selling the can of “chemicals”! And “I hear voices inside me” was delightful. Oh heck. I loved them all. A good way to start my weekend. My comments are of course frivolous compared to James’ always deep comments, but I’m just feeling a bit frisky today! Have a good weekend everyone!

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Ned B.'s avatar

Hey, Barbara, that would make a great advertising slogan for canned chemical energy drinks:

"When you want to feel frisky and do things that are risky!"

(Disclaimer: not intended for dementia patients with access to nuclear codes)

https://nedb.substack.com/p/nuclear-launch-codes-and-dementia

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Ned, that’s perfect!

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

I have to agree. The Chinese Nesting Doll really cracked me up.

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D D's avatar
May 23Edited

I believe it's a Russian nesting doll. I have one.

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

But still with “voices inside”! 🤗

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D D's avatar

This display of truth bombs was overwhelmingly accurate. The number of inaccuracies being presented to us on a daily basis is akin to outright sabotage. Buyer of repeated lies beware. I see R.F.K. Jr. coming after you.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

This may be of interest to some of you

Trump Administration Supports Attorney General Ken Paxton’s Lawsuit Against BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard for Illegally Manipulating Energy Markets

AUSTIN – The Trump Administration’s Department of Justice (“DOJ”) and Federal Trade Commission (“FTC”) have taken legal action supporting Attorney General Ken Paxton’s lawsuit against BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard for conspiring to artificially manipulate the coal market through anticompetitive trade practices.

“I am grateful that the Trump Administration has joined my effort to hold major asset managers accountable for weaponizing the financial industry to illegally control the energy markets and force a destructive ‘green energy’ ideology on the American people,” said Attorney General Paxton. “The joint conspiracy by BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard sought to undermine America’s energy independence at the expense of consumers and our national sovereignty. Together, President Donald Trump and I will hold these corporations accountable.”

In November 2024, Attorney General Paxton sued the asset managers for using their combined influence over the coal market to weaponize their shares to pressure the coal companies to accommodate “green energy” goals by halving coal output by 2030. The deliberate and artificial supply reduction increased prices and enabled the investment companies to produce extraordinary revenue gains by increasing the cost of electricity for American households. Their conspiracy violated multiple state and federal laws forbidding anticompetitive schemes and deceptive trade practices.

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Not good!!!!!!

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jtrudel trudelgroup.com's avatar

Good morning to everyone who would like to know why "86 47" James Comey hasn't been arrested yet?

CRAZY TIMES.

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Coffee Pot vs. Alexa??!! So far Alexa is winning at our house as it is disgusted with us. We rarely ask about anything other than the weather of the day or maybe to set a timer, so Alexa instead asks us questions. Like - if we ask for the weather, there's a haughty reply and then "Can I play some golden oldies tunes for you?" The more we say "No", the ongoing unfriendly reply and more questions asked. Sometimes we get replies we didn't even ask for. Nah,nah,nah,nah.😨

I hear voices inside me too!! So far it sounds like my mom talking and me replying, so I think I'm good for the time being. Whoopee!

We're due for rain this whole weekend thru Memorial Day. Yea, my plants will smile. My dad would smile too, he loved plants so much he would try giving them away before mom tossed. Love you Dad and Thank you for all your service to country and to your kids. 😁

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VictorDianne Watson's avatar

I am sorry for anyone who suffers from bone cancer. It is a miserable and painful death. I have extreme doubt that they just found out about it. He had to have had his PSA monitored given his age and his purported prostate hypertrophy since around 2014. Additionally, the number of COVID vaccines he took added to the possibility of a turbo cancer that we are seeing in many. I blame those closest to him for even encouraging him to run for president when his cognitive decline was evident even before he took the shots. Greed for power is a terrible thing!

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Would totally agree. I always wondered how many Dem politicians actually got the vaccines...appears they liked the Kool Aid.

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CMCM's avatar

When the shots first came out, they were initially doled out to a select few, and it sure seemed like various politicians and celebrities were falling all over themselves to get in line for it first.

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Owen Godfrey's avatar

Just remember this. Joe Biden was a career politician. He never contributed anything of value to his environment or society. As a career politician, his values and ethos were driven by his sole requirement for reelection. His demise will soon be forgotten and America will be better off with the loss of another career politician. More importantly, God bless our true heroes on Memorial Day.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

And he got rich on the gov. dime...as they all pretty well do.

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CMCM's avatar

No one will miss him. Down the road, history will not treat him kindly.

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His Light Beacon - Elizabeth's avatar

'Dr. Malone's Friday's non-Fiction Funnies' - always worth the time to click open. 👍Your memes help us rational, common-sense folks to [intellectually] enjoy a chuckle z in the world-wide-woke crowd.

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Jean's avatar

Great and very insightful selection today. My fav - "Get in we're ..."

As for who guided the operations of the Biden auto-pen. We have an ex-pres who opined he'd like to run the gov from behind the scenes. We know he would liked to see our USA on its knees hoveling. We know he's been living in DC during Bidens term. We know Biden's executive team had former O members that during O's term knew what O wanted without asking. My bet is, if ever proven, it will be the "great" O.

H. C. Yes. She's a leading advocate for Globalist solutions.

Malcome X seems to have it right. Not so sure about Dostoevsky. Are we saying the imbeciles do the banning or ?

The Stones and fiscal hawks have it. Power to em!

Better times are here. Power to em! Have a great day!

Off to chores and sitting my fav "Shadow." Back much later.

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James Lord's avatar

When Tim Kaine was campaigning as VP candidate with Hillary Clinton in 2016, he spoke in a very competent Spanish to a crowd, telling them, "Ustedes son el futuro de los Estados Unidos." That is, "You are the future of the United States."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ndCs-g5Tk

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

And look to England for an example of unfettered invasion

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