Friday Funnies: Snort Out Loud -
And the fun has just begun
BTW- True story
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For those that didn’t get the joke, the first time around - here is your second chance…
These are some great funnies. I watched the baby video and memories or should I say night mares came flooding back. My daughter and her nephew who are 5 days apart in age , got in my flour bin and dumped out about 10 lbs of flour onto the flour. They were sitting in the middle of the flour eating it. My 4 th child is called little Houdini. He could get out of everything. He crawled out of his crib at 22 months old in the middle of the night . He went into the refrigerator got the milk out. , threw a dozen eggs around the room and brought the milk into the bedroom because he wanted a drink of milk. I couldn’t keep that child in his room at night. I tried those door knob covers so the kids can’t turn the door knob. He would get the tied on cover off and beat me down the hall. I finally figured out that if I turned the lock around , I could lock his door from the outside . He couldn’t get out but I could get in. I put my purse on top of the fridge so that same son couldn’t reach them. He climb onto the counter, climb up onto the fridge and got my purse down. He took my keys and went into the garage,
found the correct key and started the car. I heard a big crash . I opened the door out to the garage and there was the car right up to the door. It was a standard shift car so when he started the engine it leapt forward and hit the house. Now he did these naughty things when I had just left the room for 5 min. He was fast . We put a slide lock on the front door at the very top because he could unlock a dead bolt. He was piling chairs and everything he could find to get up high enough to slide the lock. He was fast. But he survived to adulthood without even a broken bone. I hope you enjoyed my baby stories. Have a great day!
Oh by the way my son majored in Safety engineering 😂
As always, the funnies are so creative. “Hell yeah I voted for this and it’s better than I expected.”
Another winning week.