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Jean's avatar

All so appropriate! Thank you! Just back from fighting to vote. They gave me a Democrat card. Took a half hour and approaching uncivil to get the right one. Anyway, mission accomplished! Have a terrific weekend. Looking forward to Fallout tonight!

Beatest Ever and Always ♡♡♡

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Shelley's avatar

I hope you were one of many fighting for the 'right' card!

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Jean's avatar

The biggest rub was they made the mistake and told me as a result, I had to do a provisional Repub ballot. After some fur settled, they provided a regular Repub ballot. I filled in the blanks and they put it in the machine. I actually didn't have much choice and in the end the Repubs almost always loose. Highly so in my county. At least I let them know there are those with other perspectives.

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Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Dr. Malone, Your discussion on VSRF last night was impressive. I wanted to take the 1st opportunity I had to tell you this.

Friday Funnies is also right on the mark. "Save those tents" to start it off = perfect. I hope it comes true for a lot of those students. I think job recruiters and interviewers will be taking a hard look at the graduates from all these colleges.

The games being played on farmers and meat processing companies is very concerning. In my old home we had several family butchers where we would go in with friends to buy 1/4 or 1/2 a steer and store in a locker. Best quality meat ever.

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oldguy52's avatar

" I think job recruiters and interviewers will be taking a hard look at the graduates from all these colleges."

From your lips to God's ear.

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TriTorch's avatar

In addition to everything in the cartoon, Soros, with the UN, is also behind the invasion of all western nations. Here is the Hungarian Prime Minister exposing this plot from a 2015 'Project Syndicate' manifesto by Soros: https://tritorch.com/clowardpiven [2:37mins]

What we have here is the execution of the Cloward-Piven strategy where criminal invaders flood our borders, swamping the US, meanwhile Soros buys up DAs all across the country who refuse to prosecute most crimes, and who are emptying the prisons. All of this is a deliberate recipe for cataclysm. Once the invaders fall off the welfare wagon and can no longer occupy hotels, they will be coming for our resources. It may be wise to get your spiritual house in order, and stock up on provisions. More on this here: https://tritorch.com/soros

Edited to add: while this maybe the reality, I see it as an opportunity to embrace a higher power. It isn't meant to demoralize, but is a signal that it's time to wean ourselves off this material plane.

Fear not.

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TriTorch's avatar

Stumbled on this yesterday, and thought this was a perfect place for it in a chatroom full of PHDs. Author unknown:

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were flying on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. Despite the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he bailed out.

Unfortunately, only three parachutes were remaining.

The doctor grabbed one of the parachutes and said, "I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live to save other’s lives," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I’m a lawyer, and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. Therefore, I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. So take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Do not worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack."

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Veritas Now's avatar

Kinda says it all. My brother gave up practicing law professionally. He said it was ruining his reputation.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

My son quit before he got started .. “ nobody follows the constitution either , and I can’t serve 2 masters.”

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Mentored the research of a young lady who after her Ph.D. went to law school and was quite underwhelmed by her classmates. Drawer full of dull knives. That was not always the case and I wonder when it changed. D.e.i. maybe?

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Big E's avatar

Thank you, TriTorch. This is awesome!

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Good one Tritorch 😉🤗

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Soros is the living embodiment of why NOT dual citizenship

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James Lord's avatar

Hope everyone saw Senator Ron Johnson's 1 May letter to the administration regarding WHO treaties. Co-signed by every Republican in the Senate. Strong stuff.

https://www.ronjohnson.senate.gov/services/files/3FE4B2C9-C665-44C4-B30E-39D5B93B3A3D

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Here is some more strong stuff

ttorney General Ken Paxton Sues Biden Administration for Unlawfully Using Title IX to Mandate Radical Gender Ideology, Violating Constitution and Putting Women At Risk

AUSTIN – Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has sued to stop an unlawful federal rule issued by the Biden Administration that destroys protections for women in educational institutions by mandating compliance with radical gender ideology.

The Department of Education’s new regulatory requirements under Title IX expand the definition of “sex” to include one’s self-professed “gender identity.” Title IX is a civil rights law granting protections to women by prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sex in any educational program that receives federal money, including K-12 schools, colleges, and universities. The new rule contorts these protections for women by forcing schools to accommodate the wishes of men claiming to identify as women (or “transgender”) to enter female-only spaces and join female-only organizations. This would force schools to permit biological males to use female restrooms and lockers. If schools refused, federal funding would be withheld.

While the Biden Administration initially attempted to implement this agenda through informal agency guidance, the Department of Education has now turned to formally amending the Code of Federal Regulations. This rule violates existing federal law, ignores the Constitution, and denies women the protections that Title IX was intended to afford them. The Biden Administration has exceeded its authority and radically distorted the meaning intended by Congress when the law was made. Further, the changes would fundamentally transform the educational atmosphere of publicly funded educational institutions, forcing communities to capitulate to unscientific gender ideology and putting girls and women at risk in K-12 schools and on college campuses.

In addition, the new regulations promise to repeat the Department’s ill-advised 2011 Dear Colleague Letter, which had a detrimental impact on publicly funded education across the country, including in Texas. This rule walks back many of the safeguards promulgated by the Trump Administration to ensure that students accused of harassment have access to a fair hearing. At the same time, the Biden Administration redefines “harassment” to include constitutionally protected activity, such as using biologically accurate pronouns.

“Texas will not allow Joe Biden to rewrite Title IX at whim, destroying legal protections for women in furtherance of his radical obsession with gender ideology,” said Attorney General Paxton. “This attempt to subvert federal law is plainly illegal, undemocratic, and divorced from reality. Texas will always take the lead to oppose Biden’s extremist, destructive policies that put women at risk.”

America First Legal is serving as co-counsel. AFL President Stephen Miller said: “America First Legal is honored to stand with the great Ken Paxton and the State of Texas in filing this emergency lawsuit to stop Biden’s war on women. Biden’s new Title IX regulation is a vile obscenity: it forces women and girls to share locker rooms and restrooms with men. It forces them to call a he, a she, and to pretend in every way that a man is a woman, humiliating, degrading, and erasing women. This is an abomination, and as outside counsel for Texas we will battle this regulation in court with all the legal fight we can bring. It must be defeated for the sake of American women and for the sake of our daughters.”

Previously, Texas sued the Biden Administration over initial guidance documents that attempted to force the same policies. Attorney General Paxton issued a comment letter when the federal rule redefining sex based on “gender identity” and “sexual orientation” rather than objective reproductive biology was first proposed.

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Shelley's avatar

AFL has been getting my donations. Miller is a very serious person when it comes to our rights and common sense. They make a good team - Paxton/Miller

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

That title 9 has been wrong footed from the getgo. It epitomizes the E in d.e.i. And now it has come back to bite the feministas in the butt

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Shelley's avatar

Agree 100%. It was just one of a thousand manipulations of a free society by an overbearing, meddling Congress.

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Barbara Lee's avatar

The next President and congress need to figure out how to stop these bureaucrats from amending the law. How does that happen!!!!?????

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

I guess because we have let them. SCOTUS today pays more attention to headlines than to the Constitution

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T.'s avatar

Thank you, Micheal for posting this.

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Karen Hensley's avatar

Did any Dems sign it?

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James Lord's avatar

Signatures do not include state/party. But I believe this is along party lines. So I think the number is zero, as was the case on Dem support for Senator Johnson's S.444.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/444/cosponsors

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Karen Hensley's avatar

I figured as much, but don’t have time to investigate it, thanks.

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Karen Baetz's avatar

The video takes me back to my childhood on our beef ranch! Of course, it was before freeze branding, and hydrolic chutes, so it was a bit more dramatic..side note: I saw first hand the corruption in the federal park service as they did everything in their power to make it impossible for my dad to keep the ranch (long story). Thanks for the best memes always. "No to wolfphobia!" 😂🤣

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Lonnie Bedell's avatar

Great interview on Infowars yesterday!

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Big E's avatar

Great collection. I had to borrow "Save Those Tents" (with proper attribution and links, of course) for my upcoming Substack's related article by Sam Faddis:

⩥ The Communists On Campus (04/29/24). Who are all these pro-Hamas protestors on campuses and other places around the US and the world? https://open.substack.com/pub/andmagazine/p/the-communists-on-campus

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Shelley's avatar

I subscribe to Andmagazine. Sam is one smart dude.

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Shelley's avatar

The CPUSA was behind the election of Biteme to his first and lasting senate seat in the early 70s.

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Veritas Now's avatar

After reviewing some of the links for names of leading participants and leaders in these Communist Marxist organizations, there are a surprising number of Jewish surnames. I am dismayed to find them.

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SR Miller's avatar

Heard a report on the radio yesterday about the amount (tonnes) of trash and number (quantity) of tents transported to the dump following the offended lay-abouts removal from campus quads - couldn’t help but wonder how many backpackers will have to sleep under a tarp&blanket this season. ( 🤔 were any/all of those tents supplied by Chai-nah 🤨)

AND, knowing all too well I’m no cartoonist it is with feign humility that offer my critique of a couple of today’s panels: shouldn’t the stairs up to Marine1 (semper fi, y’all - hoo-rah) have been a RAMP? Also got to wondering, a WALKER is to WALKING as a ________ is to THINKING — I can’t come up with a word describing what president 💩 💩 🧠 needs.

PANEL2 that got my creative juices flowing: I think the side of the scale holding the Constitution should have been shown laying on the ground- severed by the sword of lawfare wielded by lady injustice; lawfare, what we’ve been seeing the past ½ dozen years is NOT about TIPPING the scales of justice, it’s about eliminating any balance at all. When/IF this is turned around, that same sword must be used to rectify the wrongs committed in its name. In this case injustice must be remedied through the application of treason and those charged must be dealt with appropriately - if any trial is to be employed it must be in remotest Wyoming, Alabama or Louisiana - anyplace where a tinge of blue has ne’er been seen, in fact blue is a cuss word. I’m also good with a "preponderance of the evidence standard" for these outlaws.

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Shelley's avatar

Ramp should be an escalator or perhaps a lift?

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SR Miller's avatar

Would be easier on the poor saps who drew the protect the 💩 💩 🧠 short straw; but, I’ll confess, I didn’t think of those options, I was trying to keep it simple - in concept and drawing 😉

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

The way he has been acting surprised he has not had them carry him up there couched on their shoulders like he was a roman emperor.

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Veritas Now's avatar

Wow! Homerun! Love this collection of funnies. You've hit all the most notable issues and the cartoons truly say it all. Thank you Dr. M.

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Deanna L Holmes's avatar

With all of the absolute freakish nonsense going on all over this country, SAVE THOSE TENTS, was the best meme of the day as far as I am concerned.

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Friday Funnies Friday Funnies. How I look forward to them each week. Have a good Summit, Drs Malone. Looking forward to your Summit in October in Ocala, FL. So enjoyed last years!

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Linda Brown's avatar

I love your writings here! Thank you!

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Bird flu virus in cows milk seems to be the new engine to create fear! We need to corral all the DC clowns and neuter them! We need to stop human life being reduced to lab rat status! All human life from inception to natural death should be revered and not exploited! Ukraine, Gaza,Covid, Mass US immigration are all preplanned exercises to manipulate social order! My view!

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Ed megill's avatar

🤬, Ed!!!

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Vicki's avatar

Ron DeSantis on X: "Governor DeSantis Signs Legislation to Protect Floridians from the Agenda of the Global Elites https://t.co/mOfvArJchT" / X (twitter.com)

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James Goodrich's avatar

Vicki, don’t be surprised if Joey is able to steal this one too, people like Governor DeSantis will be thrown in jail. I think knowing this should be motivation to become a pole watcher and go vote in record breaking numbers!!!!

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Ana González's avatar

James, my friend, I don't understand. Please explain why DeSantis will be in jail?

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James Goodrich's avatar

I’ve heard The justice department is filing charges against him for flying the illegals to Martha’s Vineyard. If you look at the way they are making up any kind of charges against Trump, DeSantis is a slam dunk especially if Biden wins and DeSantis decides to run. I think during Biden’s 2nd term we are all in jeopardy of going being charged or worse go to jail. DeSantis I bet would fold up, he could never afford the BS Trump has gone through. We really have got to keep Biden from stealing this election. I really think 4 more years of this will end America for good.

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Les Power's avatar

As I have said before mate, it is my FIRM opinion, that if Donald Trump does not gain victory in the upcoming election, it is NOT ONLY AMERICA that will fall, (and I DON"T make this comment lightly)

THE WHOLE OF THE FREE WORLD WILL END FOR ALL TIME AS WE KNOW IT.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Much of it already has…they just have not woken up to it yet

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Garry Blankenship's avatar

I see Israel fighting to eliminate those dedicated to the irradiation of Israel and any of Jewish faith. I see Israel making inordinate efforts to mitigate collateral damage and accommodating aid efforts to the war impacted. I see Hamas heinously slaughtering humans, taking hostages and using innocents as human shields. Expressing my wondering of this, I've been reminded of a historical persecution of Palestine by Israel. If history is a good guy / bad guy determinant, it would demonstrate far more persecution of Jews. I remain flummoxed at how apprentice adults, any really, could be so dedicated to the evil of Hamas.

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Paul Aijian MD's avatar

See you at the conference

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