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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Another great bunch. My vote goes for the last dem who knows,what a woman is.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Trump loves creating controversy! I wish the F words was excluded from public discourse! Gutter language.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Agree

Barbara Charis's avatar

My daughter is a member of SAG...and she received movies from it in the past. i was totally disgusted with the language in current movies sent her. in one film. the first word spoken was the F word, when the scene began with a man opening the door...and i stopped watching immediately.

SR Miller's avatar

Well, it ain’t the f 💣, but if it weren’t for swearing the Lord’s name would hardly ever cross a lefty’s lips.

Mark Peltier's avatar

I have used the f word a 1000 times and always with careful consideration. No children or grown-upes that still are. SAG is a cult and long dead!

Barbara Charis's avatar

It jars me, because it is connected to something, which is a spiritual act, which has been lowered immensely.

Wonder as I Wander's avatar

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Anti-rape by order of an ancient British king. Not blasphemous.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

According to AI, "The word f* is of Germanic origin, likely derived from roots meaning "to strike" or "to move back and forth," with cognates in Dutch (fokken), German (ficken), and Swedish (focka). While folk etymologies like "Fornication Under Consent of the King" or "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" are widely cited, they are demonstrably false and not supported by linguists

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Sadly it is a sadistic commentary on the most wonderful event that mature humans can experience.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

All I know it is a derogatory word used to degrade the person it is hurled at!

Toni Headen's avatar

I always wondered why some words were considered “bad”, “cuss” or “swear “ words. Especially sh*t. Feces, excrement, poop, crap are all okay but poor little sh*t is no bueno. I understand not taking God’s name in vain (that’s a commandment) but the other various swear words seem pretty arbitrary.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

aint AI just great. . . that rendition of Monica looks a LOT better than the reality.

Jerry Williams's avatar

She has matured into a much more attractive woman now. She was a chub back in the day...

Barbara Charis's avatar

I met Monica's father years ago, when my son needed a medical exemption in order to go to school in California. He was intelligent and empathetic.

Jerry Williams's avatar

Funny how people get name recognition, willingly or not...

Robert Book's avatar

"you lost weight, i did not know, that you could ever look so great after so much time"

Patricia's avatar

LoL! Yup, true to that!

Patricia's avatar

It is awesome, I agree!

Jane Tracy's avatar

Just got to love the Dick meme!🤣😂🤣

The Hochul one is priceless as well….. it shows just how far the Dems will go just to get a vote… they are pathetic

beccar1954's avatar

The Dems have made strange bedfellows with Muslims. A lot of them would be stoned to death or thrown off roofs in Muslim countries. It either shows how ignorant they are, how badly they have been infected by TDS, or how they will stop at nothing to gain power.

Jane Tracy's avatar

I tend to think that they are blinded by their own desire to get power back and just don’t care to know what the Islamists will do to them and our Country.

Patricia's avatar

I think the Dems have sunk to a very low, ignorant level, & yes, they are doing bad things to keep in control: Power & Greed, & disgusting, violent acts seems to be rising with the Dems!

Margaret Allison's avatar

They surely don’t know right from wrong. Can’t have it 3 ways! And can’t keep winning the way they are going. Wake up America!

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

but I am hoping here, evidence that implies the likelihood that the Democrat party will self-destruct on its own. No help needed by Conservatives.

Imagine, if you will, the VOID to be filled. . . it COULD be better. . . hmmmm.

Well, we will see!

Debby's avatar

I think Dems think they are using the Muslims and can control them. They are in for a shock.

Bruce Miller's avatar

Both are anti-human cults.

Patricia Coe's avatar

This is a Communist device,also known as red/green alliance. Team up with groups you hate for more power, acceptance. When finally in power, kill the folks on the other side, in this case Muslims. Circa China and Mao. Just lovely people…

Bruce Miller's avatar

Kaaaaathy Hochul. Think bad breath and cheap perfume. An incompetent wine hag. Nothing more.

Jane Tracy's avatar

You nailed it!😂

Ana González's avatar

Oh yes‼️‼️

That one is priceless 🤣 😂😆‼️

James Goodrich's avatar

Is it any wonder that in a blue state like Massachusetts, where the legislature overwhelmingly passed and the governor signed into law a bill allowing the murder of full 9 month viable babies, a mother, Lindsey Clancy, who admittedly strangled her three young kids to death, one being a baby, would be acquitted of all charges and walk free.

I never thought I would see American society devolve to such a point as this.

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Except she can’t walk. After strangling her kids with her exercise band, she jumped head first out a two story window and is paralyzed from the waist down.

Having clarified the “walk free” aspect, I agree with with you.

James Goodrich's avatar

I should have said roll free… I think she’s going to the insane asylum anyways. Hi

Tom Potts's avatar

Satan loves to kill children.

Barbara Charis's avatar

Satan is the American government who gave the Vaccine Industry... no liability for injuries and deaths ...after it was being sued in many multi-million dollar lawsuits for 'deadly and defective' vaccines. Our congress passed The National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986, which permitted the vaccine manufacturers to stay in business. The government promoted their toxic vaccines for every student in order to attend school. The number of injections given every student increased from 11 to over 70. There was no concern about the slew of ingredients in them, such as aluminum sulfate and thimerosal (mercury) which cause brain damage... and more.

Tom Potts's avatar

No Ma’am, not even close. Satan is a real created being, a fallen angel of darkness, and a roaring lion going to and fro trying to devour and destroy us. Total evil. Every single day Satan plots to kill us which is why he loves abortions and transing children, who can then never ever have children.

I would agree that our congress has evil and demonic forces in it, who were using fake vaccines to poison and kill us. They legalized abortions and open borders to allow in other satanic forces of Islam and voodoo and drug cartel gangsters. We need Congress to make new laws to punish corporations that create poison vaccines and then force Americans to use them.

Barbara Charis's avatar

The damage the medical industry has done to the children of America is monstrous beyond belief. America has not only declined drastically in physical health, but the drugs and vaccines have destroyed the mental health of millions with their toxic substances going directly into the bloodstream and destroying the glands in the brain. In the 1950s, there was perhaps one murder a year in the ciiy where i lived. Today, there are a massive amount of murders going on daily everywhere. People kill other people for no reason at all. No one seems to question why things like this are going on. There has to be a reason! When I was growing up people did not go to doctors regularly and they were much healthier in the 1940s and 1950s, In the 1950s, the promotion of vaccines and regular doctor's visits started with the children. I was there...and the vaccines nearly killed my first child..

Joy Metcalf's avatar

The interesting thing about the 1986 Act is that as it was originally set up, vaccine court was an OPTION. Parents could still sue the vaccine makers if they chose. It wasn't until SCOTUS made a ruling--which quoted a line from the actual Act--that "vaccines were unavoidably unsafe" that pharma was completely let off the hook. That wasn't the original intention.

Barbara Charis's avatar

Parents and others pay for the vaccine court with a fee added to every vaccine. Taxpayer monies pay for injury compensation. Over 5 billion in injury claims have been paid...and this is less than 1% of all the claims filed. The vaccine industry has become ultra wealthy, not having to pay for all the damage they have caused, while taxpayers have been left holding the bag...

MrsMc's avatar

I have not kept up with the details of the trial....and the reason I am posting this here is I haven't anybody who will talk about it. But do they ever mention her mother? Where was her mother when she started having the postpartum problems? Isn't this something mother or aunts usually help with? Another thing I commented about the other day, my husbands experience with medication related psychosis , the meds/drugs also caused other negative symptoms like moaning and groaning, new changes in gait, new facial tics, slurring of words etc, that would have been noticed by others. Have a great day James and all.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

You are right MrsMc.

The family has been successfully neutralized in many ways by dark powers leading the liberal mind to chaos and hate.

MrsMc's avatar

and...the dark powers have shut down communication in many families, mine included even tho there was a bright spot today I hope to nurture

MSnyder's avatar

Her mother was there with her a lot of the time. But she seemed like she didn’t have a clue as to how to help her daughter.

Jerry Williams's avatar

It is very sad. Here in VA, one of our former Governors, "Black Face" Ralph Northram, was a career pediatrician, and he was onboard with killing a baby 5 minutes after birth.

These people are sick. I used be pro-choice, but I am not strongly anti-abortion...

Jerry Williams's avatar

I meant to say I am strongly anti-abortion...

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

got it Jerry.

actually I READ it that way to start with!

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Lindsey Clancy trial is declared a mistrial. Will more than likely be retried and she will go thru it all again. The whole thing is quite sad to me.

Tom Potts's avatar

Leave her in the psych ward with no chance of parole.

Patricia's avatar

Oh, recently this morning: a mistrial? I turned all news off for today. Thank you.

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

I guess the demonrats are working on the next phase of abortion to allow it well past birth.

la chevalerie vit's avatar

and MA has a bill working its way through to set up a permanent commission with power to nominate Muslim candidates for political office

Patricia's avatar

Big mistake on that bill.

Annette Petrone's avatar

Nope, that acquittal ain’t happening. She will get God’s wrath due her. But, yes, our present culture of depravity and egoism is devastating to witness

Joy Metcalf's avatar

The more I read about her state of mind, and the drugs she was on, the more I think a) she should be tucked away permanently b) in a mental institution where she can get treatment, and c) Pharma should be held responsible for their part--and her doctor(s) as well.

SR Miller's avatar

What compounds the problem is that unlike other states where the defendant has to prove they are or were mentally incompetent, Mass has to prove the defendant WASN’T mentally incompetent - basically trying to prove a negative. (Since this ain’t AI, double check my facts)

Joy Metcalf's avatar

It was declared a mistrial, which is not an acquittal.

Frankly, I think Pharma should have been right there on trial with her. Maybe the verdict would have been clearer.

Patricia's avatar

The Clancy trial has been difficult to listen to- then, a view of Lindsey is shown- she is stone, cold & I cannot bring myself to think of what she did to those beautiful, innocent children. My heart is sad for her children. I cannot imagine how Juror’s are trying to make a decision; very difficult.

James Goodrich's avatar

On another note;

I remember when I was a kid my parents helped me open a passbook savings account. Kids from all walks of life love to see an account that has their name on it, a balance, and a mind to keep track of it to watch it grow. I loved making deposits, it made me set goals to save. There is nothing more anti socialism and anti communism than teaching a child the power of money and the independence it creates. In my opinion giving back 1000 dollars to a families child is a great incentivizing idea. It’s a slap in the face to the DSA and the democrat party. It keeps taxpayer money in the hands of Americas future. For all the money this country throws away this was sheer brilliance.

J.Goodrich

Patricia's avatar

I agree on the savings account also! My Dad taught me & my sister all about checking accounts, ledgers to keep track of spending, & of course, how to start a savings account: work hard, put a little money aside for a future, & learned how to be responsible. I sent information on the Trump accounts for new babies born in 2026, to my Son & his wife for their first baby! They think this a awesome as well! Thank you James.

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

I understand Sen. John Kennedy enjoys a favorable opinion of many here. Afraid I cannot agree for several reasons. First, he was an ardent democrat until he wasn't. Then the fact he hails from Louisiana which given its mushy politics and New Orleans in particular is problematic. But worse of all, as mom used to say...you are known by who your friends are and he is a solid supporter of Sen. John Cornyn, the so-called conservative Republican who lost by 30% in the primary to a badly battered opponent, telling one and all what Texans think of him...Rino/uniparty through and through. One admittedly willing for the putrid socialist who has virtually quoted Trotsky opposing Paxton to win rather than supporting his party and Texas. A win that would bring Texas dangerously closer to purple status.

Not really surprising since purple is a color held dear by Rinos, Dinos and uniparty. In that environment they flourish, particularly when labeled moderate which allows them to feed on the scum on both sides of the pond. This odious breed ls shy of morals and political conviction, harbor merely a willingness to apply themselves to any position that profits them politically and or financially. Which would seem to describe the Sen. Cornyn of today, who is a friend and ally of Sen John Kennedy.

MrsMc's avatar

I still think Paxton will win. It will be really close though. He seems to be quieter than I thought, he almost seems shy. He is not a politician type, he is an attorney and probably fits that bill really well. We know he is strong prosecutor, strong on legal immigration, secure borders, law and order, not afraid of tackling projects others will not touch. He is pro-life, America first. what else?

South Texas farmer's avatar

Paxton has also been fighting to once again have the authority to prosecute election fraud. The Texas house several years ago took that power from the AG and gave it to the District attorneys and counties for criminal prosecution. The local fox was often in the hen house with the election machine. Sen. Cornyn has long been instrumental to hold back the Senatorial Election Campaign money from Tea Party, MAGA and other true conservative candidates. Paxton is holding his limited money until after Labor day to make his move to expose Talarico. Trump and Vance are coming to Texas next week to help fund raising. The cavalry is coming!

Patricia's avatar

Awesome that Trump & Vance will be in Texas to support Paxton- I sure hope he wins over Talarico, & his crazy ideas. One, how on earth doeshe think Texan’s will give up oil & gas, & BEEF? Seriously Talarico? No way I say- I sure hope y’all have a positive outcome & Talarico is not a winner!

MrsMc's avatar

Maybe you can provide some details. Talarico apparently voted against a bill in Texas Congress that would prevent foreign governments from buying land in Texas. Governments? or People who are citizens from foreign countries but not citizens of USA?

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Pro Texas! His opponent has actually advocated destroying the beef and natural energy industry in Texas. Clenched left fist all the way.

MrsMc's avatar

Texas first - Yes!! Beef and oil, natural gas.

South Texas farmer's avatar

And Talarico said loves the trans children. And he was still wearing a mask until earlier this year.

m&m's avatar

I had heard he was all talk and no action. So many Rinos. SC is a very purple state. Did you see Tim Scott sign up for the SAVE Act? Another Rino...

Paula Kroll's avatar

I fear we are getting purpler.

MrsMc's avatar

excellent description of uniparty rhinos

Marie-Louise Murville's avatar

We need a woman president!

Women aren’t smart enough to get an ID!

What’s a Woman?

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MrsMc's avatar

(Hopefully not) but soon they will be able to add "the hormone" thing that causes women to commit terrible crimes.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

OOOooooh man, just dyin' laughing out LOUD today on the Lake Ontario and Canada memes!

The Great Santini's avatar

You mean Dontario? I think that’s a great new name for the place.

Ann's avatar

My favorite is the Donaladian Geese.

Debra Nolasco's avatar

These were all terrific but the one of the man handing his firearms to the fireman, before looking for his wife, takes the prize.

gail's avatar

That would be my hubby

Patrick Kelley's avatar

So happy I subscribe to Malone News/Comics.

🙃🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🙃

Kirsten Arbon's avatar

My son had homework last night for 8th grade. He had to correct run-on sentences with proper punctuation or state that the sentence was correctly written. Well, there was a sentence about hurricanes and the Gulf of Mexico. The sentence was structured correctly however he drew a line through "Mexico" and wrote "America." It made us both smile and laugh. I shall follow up to see what his teacher has to say about it. 😊

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

That will be informative.

Thwart's avatar

How about renaming the geese America Geese and taking them all home with you, eh.

Tom Potts's avatar

We have WAY too many America geese around here.

Joy Metcalf's avatar

Puleeze! Canada geese were named by Linnaeus in the 1700's. The word Canada comes from a Iroquoian word for village--"kanata". The whole region around the St Lawrence was named Canada before the country ever existed.

T. Paine's avatar

Funniest I've seen in weeks. Dontario, Sun Tzu, the last democrat, I'm going back for my wife, I won't show her that one.

SandiB's avatar

I think this might just be your finest collection yet! Thank you :)

Leo's avatar

SandiB, I agree! Laughed out loud several times. Most of these were so smart/clever/funny and bypassed toilet humor by miles. More please.

Trying hard's avatar

All are so clever. for some reason the geese with the Donald's hair and the Schrodinger plates stood out. But all are fun- thanks!!!

Jennifer A Runquist's avatar

Thanks again for fun with the nutty world. Realize Trump is much more aware Canada Dry to America dry. Yeah move to a red state and still be stupid! Hochul warning about Rs wearing a Hijab. Thank you BBee. Greatest! Need a Woman President. What is a Woman!!

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Have gone on forever about our idiotic gov importing west coast progressives by the boatlosd and now polls suggesting vote for Texas gov a tossup. What goes around.....

MrsMc's avatar

it seems many can be counted on to vote for any local tax increase, and if not, their first "helpful" suggestion is "isn't it time for Texas to have a state income tax"

Barbara Byrd's avatar

So glad no one is at home because I have cackled out loud several times. The ears of "corn" hit different seeing it again. I'm in North Texas where "scattered showers" mean maybe Oklahoma or maybe some other place I don't live for nearly 50 days, now.