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James Goodrich's avatar

Isn’t it amazing the political party that prosecuted a former president and leading presidential candidate for a supposed clerical error, putting a lawyers fee under legal expense, found him guilty of 34 felonies facing years and years in prison, but billions and billions of dollars being stolen (adding up to trillions) and or being given to corrupt disgraceful politicians, corrupt countries, terrorists, neutering foreign children. Sesame Street in Iraq etc. has the investigation blocked by judges of the same political party. Makes complete sense if your a Communist. 😊

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Jerry Williams's avatar

They knew Trump would expose him, so desperate measures were employed.

I'm loving every minute of this; Trump is moving so fast they (dems) can't keep up.

Trump needs to name names and what they got paid, the world wants to know.

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Storm Paterson's avatar

Draining the swamp was always going to be a murky business.

Let's continue, shall we!

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James Goodrich's avatar

I like that!!

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Barbara Charis's avatar

The Constitution must be enforced. Traitors who have sold out America must be prosecuted. Blood Money by Peter Schweitzer names those in our government, who have sold out America. Its time they are prosecuted and pay for what they have done. If our Constitution had been enforced years ago, perhaps it would have set an example...and deterred this rampant, runaway corruption, occurring in our government representatives.

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pgramsey's avatar

Joe Biden giving away the taxpayers' assets with the "loan forgiveness" scam, defying the Supreme Court, then bragging that he was defying the Supreme Court. He needs to be personally sued for the damages, and when his lawyers try to claim that he was not mentally competent, nullify every other action that he took.

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Barbara Charis's avatar

AGREED! A president must be capable of making decisions. Joe Biden was definitely incapable of making decisions. Therefore any decisions that were rendered during his time in office ... are not legal..

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Okay, I LOVE ❤️ this suggestion!! And while they are at it, look closer at the fake PhD (piled higher and deeper) Jill Biden.

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Tom Daniel's avatar

With the exception of the Supreme Court, ALL other (lower)"federal" judges and courts are created by the Congress and as such can be de-funded or eliminated BY the Congress.

DemoCommies and their sidekicks RINOCommies - when in power - pack the federal court system with "activist" DemoCommie judges who enact unconstitutional edicts that de facto become LAW - which defies the US Constitution as written in ARTICLE. 1 Section.1., which sez: "All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and house of Representatives."

One would think the Supreme Court "justices" - who presumably have actually READ the US Constitution would UPHOLD ARTICLE I, Section 1., and smack-down unconstitutional edicts by UN-ELECTED lower court activist judges who at whim decide how the Executive branch will operate; OR - at least by the Congress - to de-fund or IMPEACH rogue "judges."

We don need no stinking DemoCommie activist judges usurping our sacred Constitution.

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James Goodrich's avatar

These communists have made an absolute disgrace of our judicial system which was once the envy of the world. I guess it’s like every other purposeful piece of America that they seek to destroy.

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Tom Daniel's avatar

Communism is at its root nihilistic. Everything communism touches turns to excrement and dies.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Lawyers!!!

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D D's avatar

I was born on Valentines Day and the nun who helped deliver me was also born on Valentines Day. I feel blessed to have this day be a remembrance of Love. Give yourself a hug today!

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Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

Happy birthday DD!!!

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Years ago, my wife was picking me up at the office on Valentine’s Day and was speeding to get there. She was pulled over by an officer who claimed his name was Officer Valentine. After she explained where she was going he wished her a happy Valentine’s Day and let her go.! Who says policeman don’t have a heart?

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Aldo Zovich's avatar

Happy Birthday DD. My wife's birthday is also today. Going to get her Flowers and ice cream :)

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Randall Stoehr's avatar

Peaches and Cream is always good, Neapolitan too! Choices!

I'd forgo the Rocky Road variety.

Hahaha

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Sugar free ice cream I hope!

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

I too was born in a,Catholic hospital and suspect an Irish nun for the spelling of my first name. Was told that by a friend who served in the UK that spelling common in Ireland

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James Lord's avatar

Surprising for speakers of Gaelic.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Don't know. Weird spelllng tho

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

😂 I have a son named Michael.

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Karen Baetz's avatar

Happy birthday!

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T.'s avatar

Happy Birthday, DD.

Exactly 1 year ago today, we took in Mr. Bentley, our insane, nasty little ShihTzu rescue nutjob. Since that day, he's bitten me less than 6 times, but my wife's more like almost 15 times. Seems as though you abuse one of these little chinko dogs, use it for making puppes, then toss it out when it's of no use anymore, they're a bit touched in the head for the next lucky soul who decides to save his ass.

Don't get me wrong, I would never get rid of him, and he will live a long, natural, unvaccinated life with us, until he's sent back home with the rest of my clan that's passed. He is just a real 12lb handful, and my wife still fears being bitten, even though now being a year, he's mostly bark, and not too much bite anymore, that is, unless she accidentally puts her foot down on him at the dinner table, then all bets are off.

Amazing how long it has taken to be able to clip his nails, clean the goop out of his hair around his eyes, and even trim his hair on his head with the scissors. It works best when my wife is not around, as then he really doesn't fight me back, although I still need to be aware of his "warnings". Shihtzu's have a mystical tongue action when they're gonna bite your ass. It comes out, swings to the right, and starts wiggling, as his nose twitches, and his eyes widen to the size of a bus. Then you know you're in for it.

Haha.

Bentley says "Happy Birthday, DD".

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D D's avatar

Thanks for the laughs and story; I was bitten in the face when I was very little, fortunately no lasting damage, similar to the time someone went to toss a fishing line and as it went back it caught me in the lip, no lasting damage there either. My guardian angel needed to retire after I was in a car accident at four and ended up in a swamp with just enough water to soften the weight but not enough to drown me. A nurse found the car and had some guys lift the car off me. And that's just my early years!

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Barbara Lee's avatar

Wow!

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T.'s avatar

Well, DD, I guess you were a real catch, having that hook in your lip. Explains why your friends nicknamed you Sea Bass, after that incident.

Haha

Glad you were spared when you were a kid in that swamp wreck. Your work here, clearly not finished, as you had a lifetime of influencing others ahead of you, lucky for us too.

My mom, at age 17 (1947) was a first time "student"behind the wheel of a mid 40's Chevy rental car. She was being tutored by her mom in the passenger seat, showing her the beautiful state of Cali, heading towards AZ out of Gilroy CA.

Heading back to NJ from a trip out there to see moms future hubby, Richard, who was stationed at a Navy base near San Diego, the trip ended rapidly, as my mom's green driving skills, and a wet curved road, found my mom through the windshield, lying on the highway, and Grandma with an iron guardrail clear through the car's body, and out the other side of grandma's back. Being killed instantly, and my mom in a coma for 3 days in a CA hospital changed my mom forever.

When mom passed in 2013,I found the newspaper clip referencing the accident. Old car design, 1940's tire compounds, guardrais not yet designed to "give way" and absorb impact, and a young, inexperienced girl, all factors that led to the tragedy. Grandma is buried in an Elisabeth NJ plot that overlooks the Budweiser plant, which from what I hear, fit my grandmothers Irish drinking ladies personality

Glad you made it out of the swamp, ultimately being able to (hopefully) watch the DC swamp be drained

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

Oh dear DD that is terrible. I’m glad things turned out for the good.

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D D's avatar

Thank you for your kind words.I know we haven’t always been on the same page, and I appreciate your wishes.

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VictorDianne Watson's avatar

Happy birthday, DD!

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

Happy Birthday, DD!

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Happy birthday, DD!

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James Goodrich's avatar

🎈 Happy Birthday DD!!

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ComeQuicklyLord's avatar

Very happy birthday!

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Randall Stoehr's avatar

" HVD" plus "HBD" lady bug!

Hugs all around ye!

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D D's avatar

Thanks!

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Many years ago, my wife was picking me up at the office on Valentine’s Day so we could celebrate with a dinner out. She was caught for speeding, and the officer claimed his name was Officer Valentine. After explaining where she was going, the officer wished her a happy Valentine’s Day. Proves our policeman are not heartless.!

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Melanie Reynolds's avatar

Happy Birthday

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Vivian Evans's avatar

There's one st Valentine's Day I'll never forget. It was 18 years ago. My beloved Big Dog (the one in my av) couldn't go on any longer. Even to the last he was my guardian. He could hardly get up but when the Vet rang the doorbell, he scrambled up, took a couple of steps and barked his 'someone at the door, come quick' bark.

Two days before that we had what became our last walk: beautiful spring weather, he walked at my side, smiling, tail wafting - slow but happy. He wanted to go on but we had to turn round, to get him safely back and on the way back he started to stumble over his paws ... a sign of what was to come.

He is still walking at my side, smiling up to me. Never forgotten - but every St Valentine's Day has now become special for me.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Reminds me of several we had. Cannot equal a dog's devotion

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Jean's avatar

For Texans. Just got a heads up from Paxton to be sure and see his extensive interview with T Carlson.

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Jennifer Jones's avatar

God blessed Texas and AG Paxton.

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T.'s avatar

Truer words were never spoken

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Ana González's avatar

Happy 😊 Valentine Day 💝 ❤️ 💗 💛

May all of you have a wonderful day!

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SR Miller's avatar

Bah, humbug [unless a tall(er), fairly athletic, XX, (formerly) ginger haired lovely unexpectedly shows up on my stoop - front or side, don’t care.

If she arrives with a matching pair of snow shovels… 😘

Until then, it’s just me and my love handles ( 🤔 love pony keg) going recluse until the 15th. 🤣

To them not in my dire straits: much enjoyment (and don’t forget to close the curtains).

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Ana González's avatar

SR Miller, please 🙏 don't become a recluse.

Live in the present & enjoy everyday as if it is a present 🎁! 😊😊😊

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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Happy Valentine’s Day Drs Malone! Thank you for the great collection of Friday Funnies today. Sherlock Holmes video was my favorite today. Enjoy your weekend!

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Ned B.'s avatar

35 years ago, for my 40th birthday, I threw a huge party for myself with several hundred guests, family and friends. I was young and bold, handsome and charming, and I invited 35 of my past girlfriends and relationships, 20 of whom showed up. An attendee remarked, Ned, you must have left a trail of broken hearts. To which I replied, no, I left a trail of enriched hearts.

I see the lead photo in this Valentine's Day Friday Funnies shows Doctor Fauci with the caption, you make my heart stop. I can't hold a candle to Doctor Fauci when it comes to heartbreaking. It is he who has truly left a trail of broken hearts.

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T.'s avatar

Wouldn't it be appropriate to repay Dr. FlimFlam Faucheee for all of his effort with all these "broken hearts" ?

Maybe give him a few hundred, a few thousand, a few hundred thousand vials of his own, injected randomly ?

Just thinking he'd like to be included in all of it.

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Storm Paterson's avatar

I sit chuckling in deep amusement, brilliantly put together Dr Robert Malone.

This one is definitely a keeper.

Happy Valentines Day to all in the Northern Hemisphere. Be careful what you may wake up with tomorrow morning 💝😉

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Jane Tracy's avatar

I’m pretty certain that I was one of those Valentines conceived babies…. Born on Nov 13💞

I mentioned this to my Mom about 7 years ago and she told me to “Mind your own business!”

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DAVID STEELE's avatar

Had to reread last sentence ... No, it's not " ... who you wake up with ...

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Storm Paterson's avatar

Well keeping it in reference with "making babies" it would be "what"; also broadening the scope, depending on how smashed one may get it could be a "what" not a "who" you wake up with. And also there are a few other applications the "what" may be applied to. Hmmm... something to really think about, nudge nudge 😉😉

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Mona Mistric's avatar

"I LOVE THIS POST"!

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Jane Tracy's avatar

Me too!

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VictorDianne Watson's avatar

Thanks for the fun memes. Loved the video of “Sherlock Holmes and Watson”. How was it accomplished? It was great. More power to DOGE!!

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T.'s avatar

Musk in the self driving cart was pretty cool idea.

Never knew Tucker was in any supporting roles. Good job, ole chap!

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LINDA's avatar

WOW......You outdid yourself today....I loved all the "funnies".....GREAT JOB.

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SR Miller's avatar

Ah, what joy, FridayFunnies that are.

Hilarity&History, 😌

Education: 1979 -> 2025, 1st to 24th, How2Think -> What2Think, 🧐

Elon and the DOGE Team: hard to see Shaggy&Scooby in that role -

I don’t call it getting old, I call it my "use before" date.

Lordy, has it only been 3 weeks…

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SashaSue's avatar

Great Funnies for this Valentines Day - thanks!

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lynn's avatar

an insult to turtles!

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

YES!!

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T.'s avatar

I agree. Associating Mitch with turtles, is no different than associating Jerry Nadler with a clean underwear commercial. It's like that Frank's Red Hot commercial.

He puts that shit on everything !

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Garry Blankenship's avatar

As always; great stuff. Particularly your leading cartoon with Fauci stopping one's heart, priceless. Best of Valentines Days to the Malones and happy Birthday to DD.

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Chris Lovett's avatar

Love the DOGE Sherlock Holmes parody, I can't wait for the next shocking announcement from DOGE. I'm also enjoying watching the deepstate have a panic attack -- exactly what I voted for.

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Jean's avatar

Superb set for our Friday/Valentines Day fare.

Love horses, so I greatly appreciate their being a part.

First, tho goes to the Holmes/Musk clip. As an aside, I was just listening to a Bannon - Biggs discussion re budget legislation. It seems the current direction is focused on a CR based on Biden's final budget. It would not reflect attention to the DOGE findings. Biggs reminded of his 7 legislative pieces strategy that could reflect DOGE findings and address Budget needs. Said he's offered it before and its been ignored. He and Bannon are planning more private discussions. My impression is that Bannon is scheduled for CPAC participation next week.

The Union representing fed ees is interesting. They have vested interests. Keeping paying members. Coming out looking successful, helpful and relevant. Big, if not impossible, order IMO.

Did learn today that I've outlived my warranty. Cheers.

Love our Funnies and their creators. Happy days all!

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