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Kim's avatar

My eyes aren’t what they used to be. Top picture, I thought, “Nice boots”. Oh…wait…

Thank you for this wonderful homesteading update.It’s motivated me to get out and start prepping for tomatoes. I use the frame of a chicken run I found on Amazon and tie the plants up to the top rails. They can grow wherever they like, but are easily kept off the ground and high wind is not an issue. The little amount I have to do on our property exhausts me. I really don’t understand how you have energy for horses, for dogs, for fowl, for writing, for travel, for speeches - for being so generous with your time for people you don’t even know. It’s truly inspiring.

53rd Chapter's avatar

Gobsmacked by God's creation! I know what you mean. In days of my misspent youth, was riding my motorcycle in central (flat) Colorado and out of the corner of my eye, not that far away, a bald eagle was taking off from the ground. Nearly ran that bike into a ditch, but the memory is still fresh, some 60 years later. "Gobsmacked" nails it.

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

The greatest thrill I got is driving through Custer State Park and driving up a steep hill and seeing at the peak of the hill a Male Elk standing tall and majestically with a magnificent set of Antlers. Why was he standing watch? Protecting his harem of 5 females as they passed by him and crossed the road. Then he bounded off after them. I wish I had had a camera!

53rd Chapter's avatar

A gobsmacker for sure! In a slightly different category with the deer family, albeit smaller, whitetails, although still approaching 200 lbs each, at 80+mph on the bike cresting a hill, two of them, one trailing the other maybe 10’ apart, were so close to me I didn’t have time to brake or even slow down, I went between them, pretty much frozen. Me, not them, eyes finally blinking, wondering how in the world I survived.

D D's avatar

you survived by your guardian angel's watchful eye.

Julia Pomeroy's avatar

My best thrill was visiting a friend, who had a small spread in Dewey, Arizona and she took us to the Grand Canyon where they had recently released some condors. Massive birds - this was when you could roam with your vehicle more or less freely! Stopping at one point I leaned over the ledge and literally came eye to eye with one on a ledge about 7 feet down. I don't think I have ever seen such an ugly creature ever!!

Beverly's avatar

I treasure that video you made while riding Jade. After losing my mare after 23 years and being that gimpy old gray mare myself - what joy it brought me riding along with you! Thank you for sharing adventures with gardening and all about your feathered friends on that beautiful farm in Virginia. What a gift you and Robert are to this world!!

Diana Woodward's avatar

Early morning, right before dawn, I could hear 2 owls talking to one another. I stepped outside to see if I could see them, I did, they were right next to each other, big birds the size of an eagle, at the top of large White Oak. One heard me and flapped her wings, thats how I saw them, like 50 feet away.

That was last fall, now I hear them almost every night, I saw one of them in the same tree a few weeks ago, answering to her mate a little ways away. They are a mated pair of the Great horned owl, the biggest of all our owls. Cant wait to hear/see babies!

Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

That is so cool! We don't seem to have any owls near us.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

We saw some out there.. Owls. but rarely.. they are actually quite camouflaged.. I think we heard them.. our dogs would let us know if anything was on the property.. even a bumblebee. (the German short hair pointer.. who is long RIP.. who we still think of.. he is buried out there on the Farm... where my son still lives.. anyway I better go.. never saw a great horned owl.. I think the biggest chatterbox birds are Crows.. even here.. ROFL.

Dolce Far Niente's avatar

I wholeheartedly recommend lime water for storing eggs; I have kept them in good condition in my unheated/uncooled pantry for over a year.

The whites will get pretty runny after 6 months, but the yolks stay firm and plump. Unlike frozen eggs, you can still enjoy them fried or boiled.

Just add enough slaked lime (sold as pickling lime or "sal" in the Mexican food section of your grocery) to get to the saturation point in a lidded container of water and add your UNWASHED eggs. I generally use a one gallon jar or small lidded bucket.

Right now I'm using up stored pullet eggs from 2 years ago in my dog's food, and they're still edible.

Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

I have thought about liming - now for sure, that is what I will do next year!

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

That is really interesting.. hmm.. wow. "STILL EDIBLE" you mean for the dog right ? ROFL

actually I didn't know that.. when I was in Fauquier last week.. we drove by a farmhouse where the chickens were roaming in the yard.. (it is farmhouse) and when we lived out there our neighbors had chickens but I don't remember ever storing eggs.. every one ate eggs all the time. VERY USEFUL INFO for those who have "extra eggs".

Dolce Far Niente's avatar

Still edible for humans; no odor or bad taste, but the structure is pretty runny. I simply don't need them, but I wouldn't hesitate to use them, although I don't know if I would bake with them.

Hens lay the in the longer hours of spring, summer and fall when bugs and greens are plentiful, and less well in winter... and not at all during molt. So it's useful to store eggs when the hens are laying well to have them for the slow times.

Just how it goes with raising chickens.

TerryS's avatar

Thank you for a glimpse into your farm and all the beautiful creatures! Also, I really appreciate the honest view you provide regarding the difficulties of growing your own food. It certainly is not "set it and forget it". Jade is gorgeous.

Vivian Evans's avatar

Early Spring is a wonderful time! In my tiny back garden, having done all the tidying up, I'm now back to stepping out every morning while the kettle boils, to check on the growing sprits on my roses: ahh! Here's praying for no more frost ...

Yes, I agree: don't be afraid to plant fruit trees. My millennium project was just that - I planted five dwarf apple trees in my tiny back garden. Some are doing so well I have to give loads of apples away. Others ... well, I might be able to get one apple because the squirrels always beat me to them! They are also - sadly - very fond of the buds and now the blossoms on my camellia. Yesterday I found one placed on a branch on one of the apple trees: thank you, squirrels, for decorating that tree before it starts flowering!

Leo's avatar

Squirrels! Ga! They eat everything they can possibly access...

Teddy's avatar

Squirrels! My bane. They have overrun and devastated the country because they have no more natural predators. We have killed or driven them all away.

Leo's avatar

Coyotes love them for lunch, if/when they can catch 'em.

Vivian Evans's avatar

Too right! And what the squirrels leave alone, the slugs and snails get! That's why I've now have roses everywhere ...

Leo's avatar

LOL - you know, you can eat rose petals - just as long as they have not been sprayed.

Vivian Evans's avatar

never say rose petals - that discolours them. Anyway, the only spray i sue for my roses is diluted washing-up liquid, to get rid of aphids.

Betty Zeitz's avatar

You are so industrious, and I love to read about all you two do on your lovely farm. I had such dreams when I was younger (now 83) but life intervened. We had a working cattle farm and feedlot, plus a Mercedes repair business. I did plant a large regular garden (no greenhouse) and kept it watered, harvested, and in the freezer. Now have a couple raised beds for my obligatory okra, squash and green beans. I need to try your German variety of tomatoes. Here in north central Alabama tomatoes of any variety haven't done well lately. I love to read about your farm and the animals, particularly horses. Jade is a wonder horse. Bless you both!

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

Refreshing to focus on nature and the marvelous wonders of the blue green planet. I am saddened by how we continue to create money, making schemes that pollute mother Earth.!

Leo's avatar

Thomas, that's one good reason to love these homesteading stories - takes one's mind and imagination right off the other ongoing storyline humans insist on creating.

Ron Jonas's avatar

The best tomato cage is made of concrete reinforcing wire. It is made of 10gauge, 6x6 wire mesh. Comes 5' wide. Cut 84" or 14 sections. You need a small pair of bolt cutters or large fence pliers. Pair of gloves helps. The horizontals that are on one side without a vertical will wrap around the opposite vertical to lock all in place. Just take a turn around the adjacent horizontals. Then cut out the horizontals on the bottom leaving the verticals for spikes to drive into the ground. Just locate where you want it, lift and shove into the ground. Watch your foot :) You will never need cages again. I can send a pic if you want to email me. Could not see how to do that here.

Thank you sooo....much for your service and medical advice. You have helped my wife and I one hell of a lot!! I do pass this on. Ron

Christine Smith's avatar

Square cages that fold for storage are good too, e.g. https://a.co/d/0d2oMoKt

JJS's avatar

The concrete reinforcing wire, that's a great idea, and not just for cages. I live in a small town in MO, an old subdivision on the side of a ridge. And I have a carport outside the kitchen door rather than a garage. All this is relevant because the deer have proliferated this past year, and the recent snows have made it painfully obvious that their fav route up and down the ridge twice a day is right along my driveway (down in the morning, and up in the evening). I have the photos to prove it, and now I've seen them from the window. They even have the nerve to sometimes take a shortcut thru my carport and by the kitchen door. So in the spring, I will ask the subdivision to get rid of them... In the meantime, I want to block off the carport, as it's too dangerous to have deer parading by beside my doors and windows, especially as people are leaving for work... The concrete wire might be perfect for that, plus I could put tomatoes alongside the outside of the wire. I have plenty of small rocks with which to discourage the deer if they want to stop and browse on their way up and down.

JJS's avatar

I must have been too tired to think straight. I can't put wire that close to the house, because of the lightning. So it will be 2x4s across the existing posts, supplemented with rope. Tractor Supply is my friend.

Big E's avatar

Always love your essays, Dr. JGM. You are doing great work on the farm and in the outside world. Thank you kindly for sharing all of it with us.

But we were wondering (with a laugh, of course) when you wrote...

"I still have six or seven pumpkins left in storage, as well as 25 pounds of sweet potatoes, which the chickens love cooked up. I just poke them a few times and throw them in the microwave for about three minutes each side. Cooked like this, they are super tasty for humans too."

We assume you poke the pumpkins 🥧and sweet potatoes 🍠 and cook them, not the chickens. Chickens don't like that. 🤣😥🐔🐔🚫🍗

LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

Only the chickens get to do the poking!! : }

Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

How I love the Homesteading posts! I live vicariously through you on your little slice of heaven and get excited when I see the word “Homestead “ in your post title! Thank you over and over for sharing your adventures with us!

James Lord's avatar

And Gonzo said, "Let us enjoy the lettuce." Which almost sounds like a request, but really isn't.

Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

The little b*tch knew I didn't want her to have it - and yes, she waited patiently till my back was turned and not five minutes later. She found a way. Said way is now blocked with a 2X4. But damage done!

Luckily, she couldn't reach the kale, brocoli or cabbage!

Linda Wells's avatar

I don't think the goose realizes you have the power to put her on the Sunday dinner table. Try speaking directly to her and explaining that you have the power to put her neck on the chopping block. Animals do sometimes understand what you're saying----don't ask me how, I don't know how, I only know that they do.

JJS's avatar

Absolutely true. It works with both wildlife and domestic animals... With the domestics, Tone is important. Sometimes they understand certain words that you use often. But they're also telepathic, so that it doesn't matter what language you choose to talk to them in. They will understand you. But they will also know whether you actually will back up your words with action or not. They are about as canny and manipulative as a child can be. And that's a lot.

James Lord's avatar

I believe it was Old MacDonald who warned that geese are completely untrustworthy when it comes to leafy vegetables, in his best-selling book, “The Lurking Hazards of Farm Ownership.”

JJS's avatar

On our family farm, we solved that problem by seeding and planting enough for everyone, including the wildlife (excluding rodents). This applied to my dad's fields, as well as to the garden which was my mom's domain. And also to the woods where we kids seeded future crops of wild berries, nuts, and stone fruits. Now they have a fancy name for that... The only time we had huge issues, it was due to outside forces. Like the time a neighbor's huge hogs came over and were destroying our veggie garden. We kids chased them home with baseball bats. Then my dad went to the neighbor's house and warned him that if the pigs ever came over again, they would be shot and put in our freezer. We had no further problems with pigs, for some reason.

Garry Blankenship's avatar

Envious of all the life in your life..

JJS's avatar

Tomato flavor, that is a byproduct of your soil and growing conditions like sun and water, so a particular Tomato will taste different if it comes out of your garden vs the neighbors'. The only way to know for sure, is try different ones. I grew up with Starfire sub-Arctic tomatoes, which were heavenly (and early) on our farm. I have some seed, but I haven't tried growing it yet in Missouri. When I do, it might not taste the same... A good place to start would be the local farmer's market. If the tomato is grown locally and you like the taste, it's worth a try. Keep one of the tomatoes for seed, get rid of the gelatin on the seeds, and go for it.

Leo's avatar

"Sweet One-hundred" cherry tomatoes. Totally reliable in flavor and abundance.

JJS's avatar

As for the Stevia and Tarragon. Both are erratic in sprouting. I think Stevia likes cold stratification first, followed by warm and moist, which means bottom heat. Tarragon, you don't say what kind. French tarragon, seed is finicky, Russian tarragon less so, and Mexican/Texan tarragon a good substitute (it's not actual Tarragon). I would use bottom heat on Tarragon seeds. In fact, most seeds seem to like bottom heat, with few exceptions like Poppies and a few others that Johnny Seed and others will tell you about, that prefer to be cold... I don't use any special agricultural tools for this, just home goods. Cold-stratifiers like Milkweed and Ginseng seed, Tulip bulbs, etc go into a covered pot in the back of the kitchen fridge, with Date Sowed and Date of Earliest Emergence marked on them, so that I don't get them out too early... The picky seeds that like to be warm, I then put those pots on my nice big heating pad, and the seeds just jump up... If you give them what they like, they will produce. I was told that Milkweed will be erratic if not cold-stratified. So for an experiment, I counted out precisely 30 seeds one year, and put them in the fridge in January, took them out around March 1, and gave them bottom heat. All 30 came up, more than I needed. Ditto Tomatoes, if you give them bottom heat, they will ALL sprout, even old seed. Btw, this is an area where AI is actually useful. If I suspect that seeds need certain conditions, I just ask my browser.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

and. . . https://shop.iastate.edu/extension/

type in Search bar:

"PM0874"

for detailed help planting from seeds. . .

JJS's avatar

Yes, of course I love the Extension offices, all of them, and I call them. Example: I love wild rice, and I found out that they now grow wild rice in the hills of Calif, amazing. Ditto the University nurseries, like U of Minnesota for their Northern Lights azaleas that I bought as insurance for the Global Cooling period that we are entering. Ditto the Arboretums, and my fav is the Missouri Botanical Garden, nearby. I buy own-root roses only. I love the Canadian Explorer series, anything Parkland, anything Kordes, for disease resistance and hardiness... BUT Extension offices are not the gospel. I once had a huge problem with Trumpet vine, Campsis radicans, in Indiana, that a previous homeowner had planted on the east side of a house I owned, and which was destroying the house. I tried all the old tricks to kill it, but no go. So I called the Extension office, and they said, "Douse the soil with diesel fuel and set fire to it". I was horrified by the diesel fuel alone, as the vines are by a cistern. So I told them, "Well, this is right beside my wood house. And I live right in town on a major street; the Mayor lives 3 houses down. I think the neighbors might object, and so would the cops." His response was "Then you need to dig down at least 18 inches, and remove all the roots you find. Even then you won't be 100% successful." So I did the digging. A few roots still came up, and I think my husband used a welding torch on them. We didn't kill them all, but they stayed manageable with a torch.

Leo's avatar

LOL - my inherited Trumpet vine still sneaks in undaunted sprouts any/everywhere it can. Nevertheless, diesel and fire are not on my list of deterrents. Gotta draw the line somewhere...