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I think the only thing that could kill Keith Richards is the injection.

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The spike in his system would probably melt on contact.

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Watch what happens to him seriously WHD!☠️

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He isn't vaccinated, is he?

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Nobody is vaccinated!

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He's not mRNA gene manipulated, is he?

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Good one Stevec1776

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🤔

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Massive blood transfusion protocol at the hospital is not being used as frequently as before the jabs , for borderline cases in obstetrics. And when these cases go in front of quality team , they are getting signed off without letters to physicians…. I wonder why ???

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If I could trust the system I'd be stockpiling my own blood just in case. But I can't so I can't.

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P.S. I’m going to feel really badly if that actually happens.

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He's not "still alive" so much as pre-embalmed.

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Really funny Margaret!

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We're starting a new music group. Miss Information and the Twitter-Banned.

We have an opening on kazoo, if you're interested.

https://icthruit.substack.com/p/fifty-ways-to-kill-you-peasants

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fluegelhorn, important to have someone play fluegelhorn

because it's fun to say fluegelhorn

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If we're choosing instruments based on how fun they are to say, we definitely need a hurdy-gurdy.

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I actually played a flugelhorn in high school, really just a funny looking, milder sounding trumpet

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Should you need someone to play the triangle, give me a call.

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Well, we're a multi-dimensional kind of group. So maybe you could play the dodecahedron or Sierpinski.

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Being proficient at playing the quadrilateral, perhaps I could learn it.

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See if you can hit the high notes on this one:

https://icthruit.substack.com/p/sayin-a-lie

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It's alive... ALIVE! Brothers Gibb, call your office.

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Great idea. I bet they can hit the high notes. Maybe with a cane.

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My fave funny is the serious Sowell quote. Thank you for that one!

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I read another quote recently, and I'm wondering if TS said it: "What people really want to hear is their words coming out of your mouth." "When you want to help people, you tell them the truth" should appropriately be the next sentence.

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I like hearing other people’s words. So refreshing!

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One of the best funnies ! I was in such a bad mood, thanks for allowing me to shake it off. Made my day… Keith Richards has been getting blood transfusions for years. It keeps him alive he says . Wait till he gets Covid infested blood.

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I think we can assume it is the blood of young children.

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The Exploitation of children is a dark path if you follow where it leads.

We need to wake up and address the reality.

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Jabbed blood 🩸

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The most "safe and effective" remedy the world has ever know.....is Laughter and Giggles!!

I got mine right here!

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The wisdom of Thomas Sowell should be injected into every liberal woke brain. JP again scores-never at a loss for topics these days ! Thanks again DRs Malone !!

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I notice everybody is allowed to know about ketchup, but mustard is redacted.

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Hi Dr. Ma-Lion! Thanks for helping everyone else with the Truth! I hope you get your cable installed.

"Child: Mommy, where do politicians come from?

Mommy: Well, when a clown and a serial killer love each other very much..."

-Gato Malo Sunday Meme Pool

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Intimidation and overreach by our federal government is not being addressed by the thought leaders in our legal system our political system our medical system and our universities all of which have great influence over The current twin crises of medical malpractice and economic Distortion which has major negative implications for the future of the United States! Are they all living in fear?

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It Is falsely called following the science for the improvement of mankind. In reality it’s a drive for profit over good health.

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Can't find the definition of FISAS???

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It seems like Fauci is taking his ball wherever the FBI took whatever they took from Mar-a-Lago.

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That Will Farrell strip made me laugh out loud! ... On another note, someone I hadn't spoken to in a good while told me she was sick for about a month with a horrific lung ailment. "Tests showed it wasn't COVID. The doctor said it was a bad summer cold." So now it's obvious the shots didn't work, COVID cases are turning into bad summer colds. How convenient. (I bet complicit hospitals aren't happy about that latest lie.)

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Thank you for the much needed comic relief! Your articles and comics are appreciated beyond words!

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The quote by Thomas Sowell is excellent.

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Love them. Thank you.

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Thomas Sowell is an American Hero. Drs. Malone are two others. God bless and Thank You.

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It is beyond the pale! We need our politicians in Washington to get off their butts and stand up and fix what is happening!

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Sad to say they probably can't. They are the consequence of participation trophy handouts.

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