What hit me the hardest is: "THE BIGGEST JOKE ON MANKIND IS THAT COMPUTERS HAVE STARTED ASKING HUMANS TO PROVE THAT THEY AREN'T A ROBOT." I want to ask service desk representatives to prove they are not AI digital assistants. (and what country are they in).
We almost put the "Blue State Dicks voting in Red States" meme on our voting guide. But we instead decided to only think it VERY LOUDLY ahead of Idaho's May 19. 2026 primaries. Pray for our state, everyone!
Another good crop. Hard to pick a fave. Those were the good days pretty painfully accurate and don't be a dick sadly applies all too well here in Texas.
Love the polar bear comic! An excellent opportunity for me to thank Algore for my Membership to NRA and increasing my awareness and the need for our second amendment. Certainly not the consequence he intended though!
On Svalbard Spizbergen people who go outside of the town are required to carry a rifle because of the polar bears. They don't want you to shoot them, but if it becomes a matter of you or the bear, you can.
Al Gore and his WEF adherents would love a disarmed America. I wouldn’t shoot a bear unless absolutely necessary. His stupid Global Warming agenda was only one of his errors of judgment. Imho
The data is a little old; 11 of the 13 polar bear populations increased in size during the 70’s -90’s (+/-).
One of the decreased populations was in Churchill Canada - a tourist haven where the bears are seen from giant tundra buggies.
It turns out that the bears get acclimated to living on human landfill garbage, and lose their ability to hunt and provide for themselves. They scavenge among neighborhoods as nuisance animals and need to be put down. Hmmmmm.
Regarding the redistricting: the 100% Democrat-passed Jim Crow laws have swung all the way over to 100% Democrat-passed Jamal Crow laws. Same Democrats, same unredeemed racists.
I was at a club event in 23 and a fellow member walked up to me and moaned that he had taken 3 covid vax shots and had had covid 3 times. I replied "I never took the Vax jab and have never had covid".
Interestingly, a 2024 poll of arctic seals found that 82% would like it better if there were only 7000 polar bears. As researchers attempted to follow up months later with the other 18%, who typically said they considered polar bears to be cute and cuddly, they found that those seals had become dinner.
When I was a kid our black lab needed to take his heartworm medicine every day. It was just half a pill, but he considered it a matter of pride to avoid taking it. Hide it in some hamburger or a piece of bread and he would roll it around in his mouth, extract the pill, swallow the treat and spit out the pill. The only way that worked was to prepare three identical treats, one with the pill in it. Then play the shell game, so he wasn't sure which one was which. The toss all three at him, one at a time in quick succession. You had to remember which one the pill was in, so it wasn't the last one. Because he would check, but didn't have enough time to check the first two without taking a chance on missing out on the next one.
Good morning. So I didn't know about Starmer. that is good news. :) HELLO. I love the do not be fooled my ducks are not in row :) and the hantavirus post. Incredibly the day that story about the Cruise ship broke and hantavirus Northern Virginians of the blue masked type were out in full force again. PUPPY W/ MEDICINE and bow on its heard rofl . Have a great Sunday.
You've outdone yourself! What a splendid offering! The only thing that's missing is the Cassidy success you folks were a part of accomplishing. Local comments indicated that no matter who wins the June 7th run off we'll benefit. Thanks much for contributing to the outcome.
I have to admit the dog and the pill hits home. As a pet sitter, that's a familiar scene.
As a cat lady (now absent a cat), there'll be no support for hantavirus or ebola panics. On the other hand maybe a WHO opposition.
The Brit situation is heartening! Wish them much success!
To remember - don't try to eacape by going under a fence. There will always be D'Bulls' around looking to take advantage.
Who gets the couches and at what costs ... right. Luckily with my fav cat we've worked out a comfortable sharing. Another plus for cats and probably Kitty.
Didnt realize the foal and Dr R was a video! That's surely a treasured keeper. So well tells who Dr R really is and the exceptional nature's of your particular horses! Wonderful sharing!
ALL great. The cat watching Starmer being drug out the door for some reason really got to me. 😆 Loved them all, much needed laughs after a few days of visitor from the Pacific Northwest.
Waiting with baited breath for an endorsement from Trump in Roy vs Middleton? I am not and my opinion buttressed further by a hit piece on Roy by the Texas Tribune
Yeah, I'm with ya. Liked MAGA Mayes over the Chipster because of his TDS, but with Roy's ad about Mayes and Islamoville, my vote has changed. Chip is more Paxton-like, anyway. Forgive and forget.
Some of the best to have a good laugh on a Sunday morning. Just wrote an article about Prevention versus Treatment for Melanoma. Twitter denied my article because it recognized AI as being involved. For those interested: https://thomasabraunrph.substack.com/p/treatment-versus-prevention
Dr. Malone, how I love the truth you always put in here. And yes Starmer is an idiot. He and the other leaders of Europe have destroyed those countries by letting in all those monstrous immigrants. Those Islamic monsters protest that they will be taking over. And if no one stops them they will.
Re-caption the one with the cow with her head stuck under the fence... "I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"
Wishing you good luck 🤞🍀, Heidi, on your race for Idaho District 9, House Seat A.
You're on our recommended list in Idaho Voting Guide (short link): https://tinyurl.com/hfptxsu2
Thank for sharing this Big E.
LMAO, good idea!
Ditto to Big E's comment 🍀🙏
JGM, Ooh this is all soo good!
What hit me the hardest is: "THE BIGGEST JOKE ON MANKIND IS THAT COMPUTERS HAVE STARTED ASKING HUMANS TO PROVE THAT THEY AREN'T A ROBOT." I want to ask service desk representatives to prove they are not AI digital assistants. (and what country are they in).
My service desk/ customer support tag line is "let me speak with a human!" Been doing it for years. Could never have imagined this in the 1960s . . .
We almost put the "Blue State Dicks voting in Red States" meme on our voting guide. But we instead decided to only think it VERY LOUDLY ahead of Idaho's May 19. 2026 primaries. Pray for our state, everyone!
Idaho Voting Guide (short link): https://tinyurl.com/hfptxsu2
🙏🙏🙏
Absolute GOLD this week, thank you Jill!!!!
Another good crop. Hard to pick a fave. Those were the good days pretty painfully accurate and don't be a dick sadly applies all too well here in Texas.
Should be a bill board campaign in red states.
Love the polar bear comic! An excellent opportunity for me to thank Algore for my Membership to NRA and increasing my awareness and the need for our second amendment. Certainly not the consequence he intended though!
On Svalbard Spizbergen people who go outside of the town are required to carry a rifle because of the polar bears. They don't want you to shoot them, but if it becomes a matter of you or the bear, you can.
Al Gore and his WEF adherents would love a disarmed America. I wouldn’t shoot a bear unless absolutely necessary. His stupid Global Warming agenda was only one of his errors of judgment. Imho
Wow, a place with such a mixed up priorities!
In California you're required to let a mountain lion eat you or your children, but not the ones that are members of protected classes.
(I hope I'm kidding, but I have to admit that I'm not really sure.)
Excellent zingy recap, Docs!
The data is a little old; 11 of the 13 polar bear populations increased in size during the 70’s -90’s (+/-).
One of the decreased populations was in Churchill Canada - a tourist haven where the bears are seen from giant tundra buggies.
It turns out that the bears get acclimated to living on human landfill garbage, and lose their ability to hunt and provide for themselves. They scavenge among neighborhoods as nuisance animals and need to be put down. Hmmmmm.
Regarding the redistricting: the 100% Democrat-passed Jim Crow laws have swung all the way over to 100% Democrat-passed Jamal Crow laws. Same Democrats, same unredeemed racists.
People are not so different from bears. Many have lost the ability to hunt fish and provide for themselves. Exception = ability to flash mob stores.
Re Angela getting Covid 6 times:
I was at a club event in 23 and a fellow member walked up to me and moaned that he had taken 3 covid vax shots and had had covid 3 times. I replied "I never took the Vax jab and have never had covid".
Interestingly, a 2024 poll of arctic seals found that 82% would like it better if there were only 7000 polar bears. As researchers attempted to follow up months later with the other 18%, who typically said they considered polar bears to be cute and cuddly, they found that those seals had become dinner.
Hey Doc. Please study up on Alpha Gal (tick) syndrome. I think it is another 'escapee' that followed the path of the Lyme tick.
"Escapee" = deliberately released so people can't eat red meat.
probably more likely an unfinished bioweapon.
When I was a kid our black lab needed to take his heartworm medicine every day. It was just half a pill, but he considered it a matter of pride to avoid taking it. Hide it in some hamburger or a piece of bread and he would roll it around in his mouth, extract the pill, swallow the treat and spit out the pill. The only way that worked was to prepare three identical treats, one with the pill in it. Then play the shell game, so he wasn't sure which one was which. The toss all three at him, one at a time in quick succession. You had to remember which one the pill was in, so it wasn't the last one. Because he would check, but didn't have enough time to check the first two without taking a chance on missing out on the next one.
I'm sorry, I just can't laugh today. I received sad news that Bill Cassidy has been primaried.
Pharma will be hanging black crepe.
Hope Massie is next!!
I think he's the best. No irony intended.
Good morning. So I didn't know about Starmer. that is good news. :) HELLO. I love the do not be fooled my ducks are not in row :) and the hantavirus post. Incredibly the day that story about the Cruise ship broke and hantavirus Northern Virginians of the blue masked type were out in full force again. PUPPY W/ MEDICINE and bow on its heard rofl . Have a great Sunday.
It certainly would be good news if Juan Keir Starmer has been driven from power. Then he can go home and do what he does best.
You've outdone yourself! What a splendid offering! The only thing that's missing is the Cassidy success you folks were a part of accomplishing. Local comments indicated that no matter who wins the June 7th run off we'll benefit. Thanks much for contributing to the outcome.
I have to admit the dog and the pill hits home. As a pet sitter, that's a familiar scene.
As a cat lady (now absent a cat), there'll be no support for hantavirus or ebola panics. On the other hand maybe a WHO opposition.
The Brit situation is heartening! Wish them much success!
To remember - don't try to eacape by going under a fence. There will always be D'Bulls' around looking to take advantage.
Who gets the couches and at what costs ... right. Luckily with my fav cat we've worked out a comfortable sharing. Another plus for cats and probably Kitty.
Didnt realize the foal and Dr R was a video! That's surely a treasured keeper. So well tells who Dr R really is and the exceptional nature's of your particular horses! Wonderful sharing!
Summer style sauna on the horizon
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Enjoy the day.
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My wife said the guy lying on the floor looked like me. We once had 3 large,dogs. Maybe that is,why.
ALL great. The cat watching Starmer being drug out the door for some reason really got to me. 😆 Loved them all, much needed laughs after a few days of visitor from the Pacific Northwest.
Waiting with baited breath for an endorsement from Trump in Roy vs Middleton? I am not and my opinion buttressed further by a hit piece on Roy by the Texas Tribune
Yeah, I'm with ya. Liked MAGA Mayes over the Chipster because of his TDS, but with Roy's ad about Mayes and Islamoville, my vote has changed. Chip is more Paxton-like, anyway. Forgive and forget.
Ah MrsMc - some of us from the far West, are right here with you and this fantastic group of sharers.
Some of the best to have a good laugh on a Sunday morning. Just wrote an article about Prevention versus Treatment for Melanoma. Twitter denied my article because it recognized AI as being involved. For those interested: https://thomasabraunrph.substack.com/p/treatment-versus-prevention
Dr. Malone, how I love the truth you always put in here. And yes Starmer is an idiot. He and the other leaders of Europe have destroyed those countries by letting in all those monstrous immigrants. Those Islamic monsters protest that they will be taking over. And if no one stops them they will.