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Rebecca L Kurtz's avatar

Perfectly fitting summarization of the week. Sickens the heart to watch the GOP pretending they aren’t sold out while burying our rights and freedoms for their own gain and turning deaf to the cries of American citizens. Thune meme is disturbingly accurate. Love your brilliance and perseverance! Thank you!!!

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

I am hoping for a bigly unexpected surge of conservatives being elected replacing the uniparty/rino contingent. Fingers crossed

53rd Chapter's avatar

Thune/Cornyn: Same boat, different paddles.

Jean's avatar

That and McConnell continuing to influence (Thune ?) and contribute down votes.

beccar1954's avatar

The problem is that the system tends to allow the scum to rise to the top. We need to figure out how that happens.

Gayle's avatar

To remove scum, you wait for it to rise to the top then scrape it off and throw it away.

Works in the kitchen, will work if conservatives vote and PCO's get active in your community.

Evil Incarnate's avatar

The meme with the guy cutting off his nose- that'll be me if my RINO Senator, Cornyn prevails over our outstanding AG, Ken Paxton, in the primary.

Republicans bank on people thinking, "Yeh, the Republicans suck but the Democrats are worse."

I'm not playing anymore. With Republicans like Cornyn, McConnell, Thune, and Graham, we'll end up in the same place. It'll just take a little longer.

In the UK, the Conservative and Labor parties were in the same race to the bottom. The Conservatives, like the Repubs are doing here, destroyed their reputation so badly, that a new party, the Reform Party emerged. It's nearly impossible to start a new political party from scratch, but Reform has in many places passed up the Conservatives.

Republicans would be making a mistake to think it can't happen here. Political parties in the US have gone extinct before. Whatever happened to the Whig party?

mspring's avatar

I hear ya, but unfortunately in our two party system, if you don't vote for the person you dislike the least, you effectively vote for the person you you dislike the most. I've had to remind several friends about this who had issues with "mean tweets".

John Guy's avatar
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WHCD shooter identified as Cole Allen, a 30-year-old former ‘Teacher of the Month’ from California...."It appears that Cole donated via left-wing funding platform Act Blue to Kamala Harris for President."

Shooter's intent was to Target Trump & admin officials

Shooter donated to "Harris for President" via ActBlue

Shooter apprehended and taken into custody. Carrying shotgun, handgun and several knives.

The shooter has been identified as Cole Tomas Allen, 31, of Torrance California

No injuries to Trump or any guests.

Incident near lobby magnetometer screening.

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Allen’s neighborhood is described as “super-super safe” by his neighbors, one of whom told The LA Times, “We see them every day and we just say hi and they’re very nice. They’re peaceful people, they don’t make any noise and when they see you they say hi.”

53rd Chapter's avatar

SPLC scheme = J6 scheme.

James Lord's avatar

I've posted this before. About 5 years ago Rep. Nancy Mace had the FBI's Timothy Langan responding to questions about Antifa. Langan basically admitted that for the FBI, Antifa is, meh, no big deal, and not even worth tracking as a violent group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0I-9FU1Ac

53rd Chapter's avatar

Christopher Wray, another saver of our democracy.

JAMES EGAN's avatar

Robert, your first cartoon perpetuates a falsehood that needs to be called out. Donald Trump has alienated multiple segments of his coalition by breaking and/or not pursuing his campaign promises. He did not win because conservatives Republicans came out in mass to support him. He won over segments of people not inclined to vote Republican because they thought he would be different. Yes, he has done some things differently, but for the most part, he’s been Bush lite. They were the margin that got him over the top in 2024. They are mostly gone now, disillusioned by this term.

IT’S NOT THE CONSERVATIVES LIKE MYSELF THAT WON’T VOTE, ITS THE NEW VOTORS THAT WILL STAY HOME OR VOTE DEMOCRAT!

beccar1954's avatar

I disagree that Trump is Bush lite. Bush was a total globalist. Trump has withdrawn the US from the Paris Climate Accord, the Iran nuclear deal, the WHO, UNESCO, and has threatened to withdraw from NATO. The tariffs have challenged globalist trade rules. The executive orders to buy American and bring supply chains home are restoring jobs and addressing trade deficits. He has stopped mass migration across the border. All of this is promoting US sovereignty, and without sovereignty we no longer will be a nation or self-ruling. Concerning the Iran War, we actually have been in a war with Iran for 47 years. What comes to mind is Shakespeare’s quote from Hamlet (taken out of context): “Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them.” It might look like breaking his campaign promise to not get entangled in endless wars, but confronting Iran militarily is the only way to end that war. Granted, these things might not matter to some single issue new voters, but they should matter to all of us. The new voters need to be educated. After all, realistically, what is the alternative? Letting the Democrats win?

LoverOfHills's avatar

Well said, James. Jeffrey Sachs with INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST, Tucker, yesterday, "5-10 Trillion" we've spent on this Zionist agenda. 7 wars, in all, the USA has been the military used. At 1:03 in Tucker's chat, J Sachs give the history of Zionism, again to us, but he also explains the 2 factions, one quite new - late 1970's, within the Israeli government, making up 1/2 of it now.

Mr. Sachs, "In the US context, it's important to understand that Zionism didn't originate with the Jews."

"Americans are sickened by this extremism."

weedom1's avatar

We are being instructed to believe that the Iran war is at the behest of Israel, and has nothing to do with remapping China's position and trade in general.

LoverOfHills's avatar

I had thought Pres Trump understood China's manipulative ways. China loves chaos.

weedom1's avatar

You're presentation as well as your assessment of my comment is inverted.

LoverOfHills's avatar

Sorry. Can you explain Weedom1?

Cate's avatar
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You two, the Malone duo, are our biggest inspiration to rally for this wonderful country: ✔️VOICE the conservative line without hesitation; ✔️ VOTE responsibly and encourage others to as well. YOU INSPIRE with humor, passion and action. We are grateful for both of you.

Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

JGM: another excellent collection. What a crazy week and what a culmination of crazy at last night’s “loud popping noises” dinner! The sheeple are already running with it. I was watching the dinner (boring Sat night, I know) when it unfolded and my heart sunk! The look on Melania’s face made me so sad. She’s had to live with all this too!

Have a good week everyone. May it be more peaceful.

oldguy52's avatar

And immediately the leftys are out trying to convince us that this butt nugget, useful idiot, part time teacher just had the funds laying around to run out and buy a shotgun, a pistol, 2 knives AND a cross country airline ticket so he could go assassinate some urinalist (journalist) at a venue that is likely to have more security forces than any other place on earth at that moment…. Couldn’t possibly be anyone funding that under the table!

Yeah, sure, losers… pull the other finger.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I also was watching it. no that is not boring. I planned on watching it when I heard about it NewsMax and Fox.. and the journalists talking about Trump attending it and if they would attend the dinner.. just to see Melonia and who showed up. :) I like big dinner events BUT NOT THAT BIG.. for all there reasons.. sited as security issues. I am a little claustrophobic now days and don't like the "tight quarters".. so they will be reviewing this I HOPE. :) good call on Trump NOT going back in there.

MarKe's avatar

Blessings to the Malone family. Grateful to have their column to read.

Frank Whiten's avatar

I loved the phrase “…feeding the farm family.”

Jen's avatar

So grateful for you and the time you take to make me laugh (and cringe) every Friday and Sunday. You truly remind me I am not alone in this crazy evil clown world. Thank you!

Annette Petrone's avatar

Ditto✅

Ana González's avatar

It seems like it is going to be up to Trump to save the midterms.

He will have to rally the troops again to SWAMP THE VOTE 🗳 RALLIES because the UNIPARTY RINOS are doing absolutely NOTHING to HELP him ADVANCE our CONSERVATIVE AGENDA ‼️‼️‼️

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JAMES EGAN's avatar

Sorry to inform you, this is not the same man we elected in 2016. He is not willing or able to come to the rescue. The sooner we come to terms with this, the sooner we can plan a strategy to fix the mess he and the deep state Republicans have made!

E. Peter Taylor's avatar

Sorry James - but many disagree with you and your negativity. Trump 2.0 is worth it just to have closed the border, or to have JFK and MAHA just to name 2. So you would have preferred Kamala....sad.

MrsMc's avatar

yes I agree with you E. We just benefited from the drop in a family member's prescription medication. Went from 500 to 100 (approx)

Barbara Byrd's avatar

They need to just "give it up" and let him serve out his term. Someone on social media commented - oh, they took JD out first. I'm thinking, yeah? Why not? Isn't HE the future?

Also, rain is good. Tornadoes around North Texas last night and sadly, I'm hearing a couple of lives lost around Runaway Bay. It's that season but we always pray for no loss of life. I'm thinking there's a nap or early bedtime in Dr Malone's Sunday 😉

sally's avatar

The song about the mad chicken was good. It reminded me about a small rooster we had that didn't allow you to come within 50 feet of barn. As a child it was scary until my dad turned him into soup.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

that is funny I keep forgetting to how Chickens are cannibals too.. they eat anything.. I never thought about that until my neighbors had chickens and told me they threw chicken scraps into the Chicken feed.

sally's avatar

Knowing how vicious chickens can be surprises me that chickens are Kosher but rabbits (vegetarians) are not.

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I am listening to it now. murder chicken :)

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

The left has been broadcasting far and wide that the hatred and division in the USA is caused by the far right fringe groups. SLPC funded by the left is the root cause! The latest shooter just bought into the BS from the left. Discovered last Sunday at USC in LA

How deep the hatred of Trump runs.

Alan Davis (FlyoverAlinCT)'s avatar

Caltech & NASA to teaching?! Hmmmmm. MKUltra anyone?

Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

A more complete explanation of the event.:

Last Sunday at the USC Book Faire in LA, CA, I accidently attended a panel discussion on the Constitution by Democratic thought leaders. Key panelists, beside the Assistant Attorney General of CA was Chemerinsky, Bonta, Aziz and Ross. Each opening statement by these men stated Trump was violating the Constitution, and was a fascist. Lambasting him thoroughly. One of them explained in detail how the far right fringe groups were the root cause of all the division and chaos that has been created and was responsible for J6. I guess he did not know that the deep left SPLC was the conduit and responsible party. The deep lies that have been perpetuated by the left and their benefactors needs to be totally exposed. The audience clapped and clapped as these men spun these lies. All those in the last 10 years that have violated the rights of individuals for political gain and have caused great harm and destruction of our constitutional rights need to be prosecuted. When will action be taken to rectify the great wrongs?

Meemanator's avatar

I'm thinking we need some murder chickens guarding the president. 😬

John Hutchin's avatar

Not sure how you and Robert do it all, but you certainly are an inspiration to my wife and me! We thoroughly enjoy all of your content and look forward to the “funnies” each Friday and Sunday! Thanks for all you do!

Roxanne Darling Walther's avatar

You are a a whiz! Enjoy the funnies very much. Thanks for the smiles, we need them. Enjoy the farm!!

Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Another great bunch..Branco on the money as always.

pgramsey's avatar

This just in: The Washington Post is reporting that Ford's theater has been evacuated after patrons heard loud noises. President Lincoln was escorted from the building by his companions.

More on this story as it develops.

Ana González's avatar

Then Omar will chime in: Some people did something ‼️

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MrsMc's avatar

lol ! (no emojis w my laptop)

Garry Blankenship's avatar

Love the waiter recommendation for the couple with the long list of what they do not eat. That Stonewall Slim is one rhythmic dude; not to mention an awesome picker.