Sunday Strip: Take Our Border Back
Stuff is about to get serious.
When I see people in masks these days, I have a hard time not cringing in embarrassment for them…
The Babylon Bee Reports:
WASHINGTON, DC — A devastating new report revealed that despite massive layoffs, thousands of journalists still remain gainfully employed.
"It's a tough pill to swallow," said researcher Stan Morgan as he announced the study's results. "Even after multiple rounds of layoffs at the Los Angeles Times, the Washington Post, and many other newspapers, it's only been a drop in the bucket. Tragically, even today, thousands of journalists have not yet been laid off."
Reports have conclusively proved the immense benefits of firing journalists, leaving researchers puzzled as to why more outlets aren't following the sterling example of the Los Angeles Times.
"We applaud the efforts of the L.A. Times and the Post to address the stain on our nation," said Morgan. "If only more newspapers would follow suit, millions of Americans could live more happy, productive lives. We must all do our part to never, ever read what journalists write. It's up to all of us."
As of publishing time, thousands of journalists had acquired new jobs at Dunkin' Donuts, where they reportedly spent their days harassing customers for not ordering black coffee.
You all know how much I love the state-sponsored media. So on a personal level, I am just devastated by the news. Luckily, I am a survivor - I will survive…
Trigger warning - this one is slightly offensive…
For anyone following the truckers convoy heading to Texas, here is the flyer and a link to the website for the schedule and agenda:
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Shout out to BadCat for sending this one over.
People wearing masks in 2024 is a reminder of the mental health crisis.
Sometimes things seem overwhelming. At some point we should realize this administration will pass. We all should take a page out of the Texas play book. They stood up to Goliath and Goliath is now on his heels. States and people are flocking to help Texas. The government seems to have forgotten the very people they seem to hate pay for their fake teeth, their fake hair plugs, their children’s birth and their health care, we pay for their food, their mansions, their cars and their transportation. We at some point must also realize that we are the power that sustains this country. I can’t believe God is going to give up on the worlds brightest hope. I have to tell myself have faith, and I say it to you as well. I believe in a short amount of time the proper things will align, as they have throughout history, and we the people will take our country back. J.Goodrich