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Barbara Lekowicz's avatar

Wonderful collection as always, Drs Malone! I laughed hardest at the silly alligator! Thinking he had an easy meal! Kinda like the folks endorsing Socialism, don’t you think? Enjoy your Christmas party! I have had two parties to attend this month already and two more this week. People seem to be more in the mood to celebrate this season. A lot to look forward to in 2026! Merry Christmas!

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Meemanator's avatar

We had ours last night. Hubs and I are recovering nicely.

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la chevalerie vit's avatar

They keep trying no matter the result!

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

What you said,re redactions....have said for years there is no such thing as a loophole. They are deliberate and written by the lawyers ( i.e. lobbyists) who pen virtually all our laws to benefit selected patrons.

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Meemanator's avatar

From the start of this, I have continued to ask with no answers - if there was anything that could nail Trump with anything to do with Epstein, the O'Biden admin would have done it. Right?

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Maybe stored in his,garage and he forgot it?

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

YUP... oh Merry Christmas if I don't see on Substack again in 2025 and have a good New Year.

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Thanks...same back atcha.

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Sheila Secrist's avatar

They definitely would've "leaked" loooong ago.

Trump was obviously an acquaintance as were likely all wealthy people. They travel in the same circles. Seeing photos of any wealthy people with Epstein at various public events doesn't mean a thing.

But Clinton, and Clinton/Epstein photos, on the other hand seem to indicate they were very good friends..... Just saying.

Honestly, I think the redacting is mainly covering up wealthy foreigners for "foreign relations" purposes... which leads to why do we want to hide that and maintain relations with them if they're pedophiles?

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James Goodrich's avatar

Over the years of running a business you meet all sorts of people and as a general contractor/carpenter there are many characters out there. Working beside these people you get to know them. Over time you learn their strengths and weaknesses, their dreams. Like all businesses there’s a psychology to running a crew of people trying to get a project built as good as efficiently and as quickly as possible and at the same time keep everyone as happy as possible.

Very often we can see potential in other people that they can’t see in theirselves. When you speak a vision into them, tell them what you see they could become, you can help set the direction for their life. Our words have the power to push people into their Devine destiny. The reason some people are not living at their full potential is because nobody has ever spoken faith into them. Nobody has taken the time to say you’re great at this, you’ve got a gift here, you’re going to do something amazing. All they remember are the negative things that have been spoken over them, how they’re not that talented, how they’ve reached their limits. Now these incredible gifts this potential is lying dormant on the inside .

Part if my job is finding out people’s talents, their gifts and call out these seeds of greatness. Look around at who Gods put in your life. They’re not there by accident, God put them there on purpose. You need to study them, see what they’re good at what are their gifts, then speak vision into them. Don’t just think about it, tell them what they can become. One word of encouragement can be what ignites the greatness inside. When they know you believe in them they’ll rise up with a new confidence they’ll believe in themselves in a greater way.

Many times this works so well people go off on their own, they open their own business. As an assignment we should all try this. Tell people what you see in them and you will find they will step up to the greatness they always had inside. Happy Sunday, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!! J.Goodrich

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Micheal Nash, Ph. D.'s avatar

Once upon a time this is what the teaching profession did. Now only the outliers do this.

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Carole's avatar

Or they speak rainbows.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

good one Carole!

"speak rainbows" ha!

I am envisioning their mouths spewing firehoses of rainbow colored . . . uh.

Never mind.

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Tom Daniel's avatar

It just so happens that the so-called "RAINBOW COALITION" was started by JESSE JACKSON - who also just happens to be a member of the COUNCIL on FOREIGN RELATIONS.

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I had a good friend... RIP.. Dennis he died a couple years ago.. with the best sense of humor.. who constantly talked about Jesse Jackson's amazing ability to just magically have TONS OF MONEY.. appear.. I really miss him.. I know he is in a better place today as a believer. :)

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

I am glad you commented on that one: According the scripture GOD PUT THE RAINBOW THERE FOR HIS REASONS.. :) Merry Christmas

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Travis Ogle's avatar

Acknowledging the good in other people is a form of love, which we all crave. It’s a stepping stone on the path of confidence and self worth that, as you say James, unleashes a power within. It’s really not surprising that the source of the greatest power on earth, is our God, the very image of love.

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Patricia's avatar

Absolutely a wonderful message James, I so agree! Thank you. Merry Christmas to you & your Family…)

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

I will second that one.

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Jean's avatar

Very well said! Another strategy is sharing opportunities for growth. I've been sharing MAHA and some Malone pubs with my Bosslady mother. She says she likes them.

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D D's avatar

Thanks as usual for the encouraging words, James. I have tried this "words of encouragement" with a few people, with no results. I need to remember this wasn't a failure, I can't ultimately control people's actions. Words of wisdom for sure. Have a beautiful, nature filled holiday!

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

again, yes again, a much better lesson than the rather pathetic Christmas pageant put on instead of a service today at the local Lutheran church. . .

Danke sehr und Froeliche Weinacten Vater Goodrich.

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Wow.. that is an amazing assignment.. from God....finding out people's talents.. and gifts..

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukkah and have a great New Year.. seeking those folks out. I hope you watched the TPUSA AMfest.. very very interesting.. :)

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Jane Tracy's avatar

Merry Christmas James✨🎄✨

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VictorDianne Watson's avatar

To be honest, I don’t care one bit about the Epstein files. If there are criminals that can be prosecuted, arrest them and proceed. I do care about the trans issue that has captured many of our young people. I agree with the meme that says trans children had bad parenting. Covid lockdowns didn’t help because young people gravitated to these weird sites. Now we have killers influenced by trans. It makes me sick because these children and young adults are part of our future.

The good thing about the winter solstice is that the succeeding days start to get longer😊.

Merry Christmas!!🎄🎄🎄🙏

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

The worse part about the whole trans movement, is that adults who should know better, are convincing you people that you can actually change your gender. You cannot. You either have an X & a Y chromosome & you are a male, or you have two X chromosomes, & you are a female. There is no changing that. They are also trying to match people bodies to their mental illnesses. This is not only absurd, it should be considered malpractice.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

surely you meant. . .

convincing youNG people.

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Debra Nolasco's avatar

Yes, I meant young people (not you people - typo)

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VictorDianne Watson's avatar

Exactly!!

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ComeQuicklyLord's avatar

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND

HAPPY SUNDAY!!

Jesus’ Birth: Luke 2:7 “ And she brought forth her firstborn Son, and wrapped Him in swaddling cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was NO ROOM for them in the inn.”

God’s promised Savior of the world arrived during a busy time of the year—the Census brought thousands to Bethlehem, and filled up all the available rooms in the small town—since there was no room for Him, God in the flesh was born in a humble stable.

Every year I ponder the thought that there is no room for Jesus in our lives. There’s no room for celebration and worship of the King of kings, who was Lord at His birth, and whose purpose in coming was to die for our sin, and bring real peace to our lives.

Many things occupy the rooms of our homes and even our hearts, which would leave NO ROOM for the celebration of His birth.

Instead of me making a list of distractions, maybe each of us, including myself, could make our own list, then commit to cancelling those things, and place our heart’s gaze upon Christ. Honoring Him with the best we can offer: Our time and activities, personal prayer to Him, and most of all, the affections of our heart.

May Christ be honored and glorified during this time, and throughout the year. This is where True Peace resides.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND

HAPPY SUNDAY!!

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Patricia's avatar

Amen…thank you for your message. Merry Christmas to you! Have a wonderful Sunday as well.

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LOUMCKENZIE's avatar

I suggest it might bee an easier transition if one uses the "I am" present tense, leaving off the pronouns, we, us, our, so that one could leave the 3rd dimension behind and fully embrace the 4th dimension. Remember in the 70s when many of the hippies began understanding how color and light bring about a different kind of energy? A good example might bee the Red Light Therapy, that is known to bee so healing in the human body. Divine Love is when the heart and the mind connect. The love that is understood, and was taught in school (and church) is from the heart. Divine love is when the heart and mind connect. This is the gift of the 4th Dimension....which was revealed back in the 70s. Just sharing...like all, I am hopeful that my small voice can bee heard among all the rest. Thank you Malones....you are a gift to all. I kin you guys. I encourage everyone reading these words to stay in the present and not speak from the collective conscious/unconscious. This is Jungian and also denied from the education that the military provided. The Avatar Meher Baba only wrote one book during His time on earth last century. It is called God Speaks. I grew up in church, in Oak Ridge, TN, where the atomic bomb was created. I grew up with Jesus, and Jesus was also an Avatar. Meher Baba is number seven Avatar. We're 50 years into God's Spiritual Manifestation, and it will last 700 years. One cannot grasp this in the 3rd Dimension. Merry Christmas all....

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Merry Christmas and have Blessed New Year. LOL.. no I don't think of BABA as an Avatar.. but he had a lot of interesting things to say.. that is in interesting thing of you to say.. I was on a website the other day that said Jesus Christ was an Avatar.. no he was not an Avatar.. and I don't think ANY HUMAN can comprehend how many dimensions exist. Jesus Christ's said in my Father's house there are many mansions. I have read many of the more esoteric writings about Jesus Christ: like Zealot (a book) and analysis of his more controversial actions and sayings.. I own the books. Being a Zealot for Christ.. myself.. I get your point. Jung got a lot of it right. BACK TO THE POINT.. :) many Blessings.. take care.

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Science is Political 2.0's avatar

Thank you: RIGHT BACK TO YOU: MAY THE LORD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU AND MAKE HIS FACE TO SHINE UPON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM US TO YOU. PRAISE YESHUA.

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Michael Williams's avatar

I love the Malone subscription to woke girlfriend. If my girlfriend was woke, I wouldn’t have a girlfriend. 🤷‍♂️

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Big E's avatar

Or at least THAT girlfriend. We, too, love the subscription to Malone News idea. Also good for woke family members, of which we have several (unfortunately).

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LOUMCKENZIE's avatar

I suppose it is "good to know" there are others out there that lost family members to woke. It is what it is. I say a prayer for all in the 3D.

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Big E's avatar

You’re definitely not alone. Families have been split into splintery pieces during the past decade, especially the past five years. This was part of the plan, sadly.

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Heidi Rothberg's avatar

The guy who wanted his Latina mother in law and the gator had me in hysterics! thanks for the much needed chuckles. Do you have any new Lusitano foals? they're my favorite.

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Dr. Robert W. Malone's avatar

Not until June or July!

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Heidi Rothberg's avatar

Please send photos!!

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Karen Baetz's avatar

Congresscritters 😂😂

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Elizabeth Krispin's avatar

Oh so much to think about and enjoy this edition!

Merry Christmas all !!!!

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pgramsey's avatar

I always thought the Democratic Party was like the mob. Support our criminal activity and you might get some of the loot.

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Travis Ogle's avatar

Like. If you ever are unlucky enough to witness mob behavior up close and personal, pgramsey, you will see how your thoughts are spot on.

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Randall Stoehr's avatar

The pencil sharpener and the pointy pencil.....A+ Gut laugh for me.

I have a two inch round lapel button with the following words.....

"I AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT. "

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SR Miller's avatar

Took me a sec to take in that panel - as one who went thru such a scenario, I’d like to caution the pencil: you may be a good fit and the relationship may keep you sharp but in time be prepared for the day when all that’s left of you is a nub that can no longer be sharpened.

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Darci A Braz's avatar

Still laughing at the Back in Florida!!

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D D's avatar
4hEdited

The rainbow flag is not to be confused with the Rainbow Warriors in many of the Native legends. I saw the Hopi Rock that is inscribed with the prophecies. Wiki has a weird rendition, not to be believed, about the Rainbow Warriors. I am saddened by the disdain for the rainbow because of the misuse of the symbol. What was once a beautiful display of colors in the sky has been turned into a negative visual. So many symbols of the Earth and Sky have been misrepresented. Our loss. ( The Solstice picture at Stonehenge is awesome)

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LB (Little Birdie)'s avatar

My mother and I also grieve(d) the loss of the rainbow as a symbol of renewal and new beginnings, for anyone, D D. Trying to flaunt and covet it for political purpose is just wrong.

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Big E's avatar
4hEdited

Many of these fabulous funnies will appear in Substacks and email inboxes around the world, like ticks on a Congresscritter.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

Wishing you and Jill a Great Winter Solstice and Merry Christmas on this very amazing year!

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Ned B.'s avatar

Epstein's third law of motion: for every action, there is an equal and opposite redaction.

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